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[Egan_BW]

Make milk milkable, and also give it the ability to milk things.

[Starver]

Milk cheese, and make cheese milk cheese. Which of course you can milk.

And why stop at in-game objects and substances? Milk things that are in the player's world. Things and concepts. This milking meme, for example, should be milked for all it is worth...

[A_Curious_Cat]

Dwarves should be able to milk bulls.

[Egan_BW]

Dwarves should be able to milk bulls.

Cattle should be able to milk dwarves(male).

[brewer bob]

Dwarves(male) should become enraged when they haven't been milked often enough.

[Eric Blank]

Dingo women should show up to beat them with glumprong wood maces when this happens

[TurboDwarf]

and then stuff the unconscious dwarf in a crate labeled "horny jail"

[King Zultan]

Some dwarves are never allowed to leave "horny jail" as they never stop being enraged about needing to be milked, even after milking.

[callisto8413]

War hamsters!

Who also can milk things.  Like potatoes and statues.

[TurboDwarf]

Vermin can randomly start clubs for anything, but mainly gambling. The player will be notified whenever a vermin club gets together.

[Magmacube_tr]

Club leaders are always giant three-headed rats.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Club leaders are always giant three-headed rats.

They also have a preference for crowns (which are always being stolen by random cats).

[TurboDwarf]

It's the crown that makes the rat. any time any creature wears a crown, it will turn into a rat.

[King Zultan]

This is true the only true kings and queens are rats, anything else that tries to call itself that is a liar!

Club leaders are always giant three-headed rats.

I feel like this might be a reference to a forum user but I have no idea who it would be.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Dragons should randomly complain about the lack of giant desert scorpions.