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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 486297 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2715 on: December 21, 2020, 02:18:32 am »
Visitors should bring hundreds of coins with them that they individually drop everywhere they go, these coins have no value and can't be melted, they only exist to kill the FPS.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2716 on: December 21, 2020, 08:57:56 am »
Quote from: Nautilus on December 21, 2020, 01:18:26 am
For extra DF realism arrows should disappear if they land in the grass. They are hidden and forbidden and the player cannot unhide or unforbid them. They still exist to lower your fps though.

Dwarves can accidentally step on them, hurting their feet.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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Nordlicht

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2717 on: December 21, 2020, 09:12:54 am »
And their feelings.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2718 on: December 21, 2020, 09:18:38 am »
Sometimes dwarves interpret arrows as directions. They might get stuck in complex loops or just wander off map and never return.

The chance of this happening is based on their intelligence. Which is to say, they all do.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2719 on: December 21, 2020, 09:34:04 am »
implementation of a targe that allows dwarves to charge into enemies in a straight line. Works even better if said dwarf has a missing eye.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2720 on: December 21, 2020, 12:57:22 pm »
Give dwarves human rights.

Send players straight to prison.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2721 on: December 21, 2020, 06:43:21 pm »
Quote from: Fikilili on December 21, 2020, 09:34:04 am
implementation of a targe that allows dwarves to charge into enemies in a straight line. Works even better if said dwarf has a missing eye.
Implementation of another shield that allows dwarves to do the same thing, but hitting someone with this shield is more likely to kill the person who was hit.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2722 on: December 21, 2020, 10:31:24 pm »
Implementation of a spiked shield, but the spike is on the wrong side.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2723 on: December 21, 2020, 11:14:54 pm »
Implementation of a pike shield.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2724 on: December 22, 2020, 01:59:47 am »
Quote from: Nordlicht on December 21, 2020, 12:57:22 pm
Give dwarves human rights.

Send players straight to prison.
Play Dwarf Fortress and go directly to jail.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2725 on: December 22, 2020, 08:52:17 am »
Toady should commission people to make DF-themed songs under fake band names.

Pour Some !!Magma!! On Me, by Dwarf Leopard
I Want a Rock, by Thîkut's Sister
Urist B. Dead, by Imik Buried
Paint It Green, by The Falling Stones
Stairway to HFS, by Lead Goblin
...and more!
« Last Edit: December 22, 2020, 08:58:33 am by Bumber »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2726 on: December 22, 2020, 02:43:09 pm »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 22, 2020, 01:59:47 am
Quote from: Nordlicht on December 21, 2020, 12:57:22 pm
Give dwarves human rights.

Send players straight to prison.
Play Dwarf Fortress and go directly to jail Hell.
FTFY
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2727 on: December 22, 2020, 09:44:46 pm »
Quote from: BigUglyWorm on December 22, 2020, 02:43:09 pm
Quote from: King Zultan on December 22, 2020, 01:59:47 am
Quote from: Nordlicht on December 21, 2020, 12:57:22 pm
Give dwarves human rights.

Send players straight to prison.
Play Dwarf Fortress and go directly to jail Hell HFS.
FTFY
FTFY
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2728 on: December 23, 2020, 04:12:04 am »
The profits of DF fund the digging of a deep hole in the ground, hidden under a circus tent.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2729 on: December 23, 2020, 05:20:04 am »
Quote from: Bumber on December 23, 2020, 04:12:04 am
The profits of DF fund the digging of a deep hole in the ground, hidden under a circus tent.
If there aren't clowns in the underworld, we'll put them there!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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