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[Supernerd]

I'll incinerate these intruders with my Fire Breath!

Roll 6: You burn every single intruder! And most of the Magna snakes. And like 10 of your stupidest kobolds.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! BECOME A HULKING RAGE MONSTER AND BIT OFF THE DRAGON'S EAR!

Roll 4: You transform into a Rage Monster and bite the Pink Dragon to deal 11 damage. You fail to escape from the dragon's fire breath and are now badly hurt and on fire! Your previous summons have also been incinerated!

Heal self using mind powers and screwdriver-like objects.

Roll 3: You manage to repair yourself using your screwdriver somehow. You're still hurt, but due to unrelated injuries caused by fire breath. You are also on fire too.

Paint my belly pink and show it to the Kobolds.

Roll 4: You paint your belly pink. Just as the kobolds are considering it, the Pink Dragon breathes fire in your direction. The kobold missionaries around you are incinerated, but they shield you from the worst of the fire breath. You're still set on fire by this however.

convince a kobold that using a air pump to inflate me would kill me.

Roll 2: Just as the kobold goes to use the pump, they are incinerated by dragonfire. Great, now you are pancaked AND on fire!

Feed the baby Pink Dragon some candy, then convince the Psionic Phantom that the dragon is a better host than I am.

Roll 4: You float upside-down to feed the baby Pink Dragon some candy, and manage to cram some into its mouth. It then spits it back out into your face. And then the big Pink Dragon burns you up with its fire breath! You are now badly hurt and also on fire. The psionic spirit is also on fire.

Okay, specifically slap Angry_Demon_Noises to death with the aid of the conservationists. Ignore my own injury.

Roll 1: You get incinerated by the Pink Dragon's dragonfire, and your conservationist allies get singed as well. You ignore your injuries which makes them worse. You are now in the process of burning to death!

>Sit my minigun on a rock or some other flat surface to mount it on and carefully aim it at the Pink Dragon. Pull the trigger afterwards.

Roll 5: You cautiously put the defective monstrosity of a gun onto a flat-ish rock then pull the trigger. The recoil from the gun is so powerful that the minigun then rockets into a stone wall and explodes! At least the Pink Dragon took 60 damage from the bullets that actually went in its general direction though. This all happens before the Pink Dragon turns to you with its fire breath. You are now hurt, and on fire!

go find a cleric to teach me healing magics now!

Roll 3: You manage to find a fledgling cleric. Then the Pink Dragon burns you to death with its fire breath. The cleric is also hurt by this.

Evolve into a Giant Eagle, then kill all of the kobold missionaries.

Roll 4: You evolve into a slightly larger normal eagle, and finish off the injured dying kobold missionaries. The Pink Dragon's fire gets to you. You are now hurt and on fire!

Well, if there's only one warning it can't be too bad. Steal King Zultan's candy and give my baby Pink Dragon a treat.

Roll 2: You fail to steal anything, and are probably better off for it. You are not however, better off from the big Pink Dragon's fire breath! You are now hurt and on fire! Fortunately the baby Pink Dragon was not harmed by the fire.

Paint Pink egg Dark Teal again!

Roll 3: You partially repaint the Pink Dragon egg before you get hit by the dragonfire which obviously means that the egg is only Purple now. You are now hurt and on fire!

Spoiler: Player Status (click to show/hide)

0cra_tr0per: Is hurt, is on fire!
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Is badly hurt. Is on fire!
dragonman7887: Is hurt. Is on fire! Has a Baby Pink Dragon
CABL: Is a large-ish eagle. Is hurt. Is on fire!
Coolrune206: Has a few injured conservationists armed with deadly Spatula-swords as allies. Is in the process of burning to death.
Dustan Hache: Is dead, is a Muscle Wizard
King Zultan: Has a gun, Is badly hurt. Is on fire, Is possessed by some kind of Psionic Phantom. The psionic phantom is also on fire.
KitRougard: Has a crushed leg, has a purple Dragon egg, is missing part of his soul, Is hurt. Is on fire!
Lenglon: Can turn into Magnetic Snakeman! Is badly hurt from plasma. Can use plasma balls relatively safely.
methylatedspirit: Has a Geo-glider and a Geo-spear. Has a time bullet. Is hurt. Is on fire.
MonkeyMarkMario: Might get reinforcements
NJW2000: Is badly hurt
Rockeater: Is hurt. Is on fire.
Yoink: In posession of 2 sniper rifles
ziizo: Is as flat as a pancake. Is on fire.

Spoiler: Arena Notes (click to show/hide)

There still a few Magnetic Snakes here and there
There is a pot of greed here

Spoiler: Neutral Elements (click to show/hide)

Muscle Wizard (Slightly hurt)
Fledgling Cleric (Is hurt)

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

Pink Dragon: 4409/5000 HP.
Kobold: 76 remaining

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Use that constant fiery pain to fuel my rage and bulk up to ridiculous levels!

[ziizo]

Burn then come back as a fire/ghost type pokemon.

[CABL]

Now I transform into a Giant Eagle Made Out Of Fire, then I'll breathe fire at the kobolds!

[methylatedspirit]

Fully embrace the fire, and transform into a flame man.

[Coolrune206]

Sacrifice my conservationists to convert the fire that is burning me into an eternal flame of rejuvenation, that constantly heals me as it burns forever.

[Rockeater]

I run to the Pink Dragon, settings him on fire from the fire on me, by that proving I am the realPink Dragon.

[Screech9791]

>Leap into water and apply first aid to myself. Teleport out of the cave for a while so I can prepare to get a really strong sword.

[King Zultan]

Accept the fire and become one with it.

[Lenglon]

Training complete, it's now time to redeem myself! Time to face off against the kobald team, to even the scores!

[Dustan Hache]

have the cleric revive me, then ask to learn their healing magics!

[dragonman7887]

Well. Become immune to fire and stop burning alive.

[KitRougard]

Stop.
Drop.
Roll.

[Supernerd]

I grab the Pot of Greed to add to my treasury

Roll 3: You swipe the Pot and begin to move to your treasure piles

Use that constant fiery pain to fuel my rage and bulk up to ridiculous levels!

Roll 1: You use the constant fiery pain to bulk up so large that you explode and die! You'll need to find a way to un-die now.

Burn then come back as a fire/ghost type pokemon.

Roll 5: Um. You die and become a Litwick apparantly.

Now I transform into a Giant Eagle Made Out Of Fire, then I'll breathe fire at the kobolds!

Roll 6: You... Well okay, you did roll a six. You ar enot a Giant Eagle made of Fire. You then proceed to burn up 8 of the Kobolds!

Fully embrace the fire, and transform into a flame man.

Roll 1: You embrace the fire and are burning to death. At least you look like a flame man?

Sacrifice my conservationists to convert the fire that is burning me into an eternal flame of rejuvenation, that constantly heals me as it burns forever.

Roll 5: You sacrifice your conservationists to turn the fire into a flame of rejuvenation. Unfortunately it will not last forever because your sacrifice wasn't immortal.

I run to the Pink Dragon, settings him on fire from the fire on me, by that proving I am the realPink Dragon.

Roll 3: You try to spread your flame to the Pink Dragon to inflict... 2 damage. None of the kobolds nearby are dumb enough to fall for that.

>Leap into water and apply first aid to myself. Teleport out of the cave for a while so I can prepare to get a really strong sword.

Roll 5: You teleport out of the cave into a pool of water, and manage to heal the worse of your injuries.

Accept the fire and become one with it.

Roll 2: You do nothing about the fire and are now in the process of burning to death. The psionic phantom finally decides that you're not a good host any longer and floats away.

Training complete, it's now time to redeem myself! Time to face off against the kobald team, to even the scores!

Roll 3: You go to play Plasmaball against the kobold team for some reason... You play through half the game and are ahead 3 points to 2! And no, I don't know how the fuck plasmaball is even played.

have the cleric revive me, then ask to learn their healing magics!

Roll 2: The cleric decided that healing themself was a higher priority and you remain dead.

Well. Become immune to fire and stop burning alive.

Roll 6: Well okay. I guess dragonman7887 is now a... Dragon... Man. You are no longer on fire.

Stop.
Drop.
Roll.

Roll 1: You stop living, drop to the ground and roll a one.

Spoiler: Player Status (click to show/hide)

0cra_tr0per: Is slightly hurt.
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Was exploded.
dragonman7887: Is hurt. Is a dragonman. Has a Baby Pink Dragon
CABL: Is a giant eagle made of fire.
Coolrune206: Has a flame of rejuvination
Dustan Hache: Is dead, is a Muscle Wizard
King Zultan: Has a gun, Is in the process of burning to death.
KitRougard: Has a purple Dragon egg, is missing part of his soul. Was burned to death.
Lenglon: Can turn into Magnetic Snakeman! Is badly hurt from plasma. Can use plasma balls relatively safely.
methylatedspirit: Has a Geo-glider and a Geo-spear. Has a time bullet. Is in the process of burning to death.
MonkeyMarkMario: Might get reinforcements
NJW2000: Is badly hurt
Rockeater: Is hurt. Is on fire.
Yoink: In posession of 2 sniper rifles
ziizo: Is a Litwick.

Spoiler: Arena Notes (click to show/hide)

There still a few Magnetic Snakes here and there
There is a pot of greed here

Spoiler: Neutral Elements (click to show/hide)

Muscle Wizard (Slightly hurt)
Fledgling Cleric
Flaming Psionic Phantom

Spoiler: Enemies (click to show/hide)

Pink Dragon: 4407/5000 HP.
Kobold: 68 remaining

[Coolrune206]

Send the flame of rejuvenation to the pink dragon to heal it.