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[SeriousConcentrate]

"Serena, handle Wander, would you? I got some bones to break."

Keith to N24, bitchslap a skelly.

[Sirus]

42-1 watched calmly as the odd group he was with engaged the odder group. His own looked to be doing well, but some of them were getting hurt. It was time to go to work.

: "You look ill, madam. This should help you feel better."

Healbop Keilee.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Gnome Jenkins scuttles to O,24 and jams his slim sword into the skeleton archer's kneecap.

"Hello again, Mr. Wolfhound."

[SeriousConcentrate]

"Howdy, Jenkins. You know, you could probably be big in Mexico as a wrestler, I'm just saying."

[Blade Master Model 42]

"Really? I wouldn't expect to be able to be big agnywhere. Where is Mexico?"

[SeriousConcentrate]

"It's a country back on Earth, just south of my home country America. It's the home of spicy food, spicy women, and the wrestling style known as 'luchadore'. Down there, wrestlers generally wear colorful masks with designs on them and are known by names like El Santo, which is Spanish - that's the language they speak down there, 'cause most of the population is originally from a country across the ocean called Spain - for The Saint. I don't speak Spanish though, except for like a few words."

Keith realized he was straying from the point.

"Anyway, in addition to the highflying luchadores, they also have dudes about your size. I think some of them were even in movies - uh... I'll explain that later, when I think of how, but it basically means they were famous."

[Blade Master Model 42]

As Keith's explanation continued, Gnome Jenkins' eyes began to drift in different directions again, snapping back slightly as he finished up. "I do gnot think I get it, but it sounds very interesting gnonetheless!"

[SeriousConcentrate]

Keith put his hand to his chin.

"_{Hmm, wonder if I could start a 'mini' division here in Generia... Bet people would pay to see little dudes wrestle.}"

[SirAston]

Yliss shifts her position to stab the Gargoyle from the side.

"Less wrestling talk, more wrestling action, Keith!"

O26, autohitting Gargoyle with the power of Charisma and Daunt combined

[SeriousConcentrate]

"No worries there, that's all I do."

[Praefectus Screptum]

All this Revivian nonsense was starting to give him a headache at this point, was it THAT difficult for them to talk like a normal person?
"Come on you pile of MPMHP, distract me at least for a minute or two."
P, 26 and shieldbash skelly boi.

[kj1225]

Keilee moves to N27. The green looking sheepgirl nods at elfy looking one's summation of her health status. She spits off to the side before speaking.
"Sorry... It's just that when people are getting hurt or dying..."
She burps in a rather disgusting way that spells out exactly what her point was going to be.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Keith backhands a skeleton.

(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)

Keith initiates!
Hit: 8, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Undead Archer A takes 24 damage!

Undead Archer A is defeated!

That skeleton practically implodes into dust and bones, Keith's backhand shattering the skull and with it, most of the magic holding the undead soldier together, with the only thing remaining being a pair of padded gloves on the floor. These seem rather....familiar.

Item Get!
Acquired Gloves!

Meanwhile, 42-1 does his appointed duty as a servant and treats Keilee's nausea.

42-1 heals Keilee!
Keilee is healed for 15 HP!

Meanwhile, Jenkins explains the art of ankle-biting to a skeleton through interpretative methods.

(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Jenkins can't get any privacy....)

Jenkins initiates!
Hit: Autohit!
Jenkins deals 5 damage!

Undead Archer B cannot retaliate!

Yliss is more than done with this whole mess, meanwhile, and has no truck with this avenging angel of a gargoyle.

(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)

Yliss initiates!
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 8, crit!
Gargoyle B takes 12 damage!

Gargoyle B is defeated!

Keilee loses 4 HP!

And so Bob joins his friend Fred on the ground, tumbling over into the grass as statues.

Jarvis takes the opportunity to stab a skeleton, inspired by Keith's performance.

(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)

Jarvis initiates!
Hit: Autohit!
Undead Swordsman B takes 8 damage!

Undead Swordsman B retaliates!
Hit: 60, miss!

He's not quite as successful in breaking it, but he's definitely fast enough to avoid getting hit back.

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

Party:
42-1: 21/22 (Heal)
Asuna "Rio" Ito: 8/20 (Slim Sword)
Gnome Jenkins: 20/20 (Slim Sword)
Jarvis "Wigglerman" Samek: 14/22 (Slim Lance)
Keilee: 16/20 (Worm)
Keith Piper: 22/23 (Hatchet)
Marcia Henry: 22/23 (Slim Lance)
Rosencrantz: 20/20 (Iron Knife)
Serena: 16/17 (Heal)
Shoes: 18/25 (Slim Lance)
Vlad: 19/20 (Soldier's Drum)
Yliss Wander: 9/20 (Slim Sword)

Enemies:
Undead Swordsman A: 0/21 (Iron Blade) (Race: Zombie (Skeleton))
Gargoyle of Wrath A: 0/18 (Iron Lance) (Race: Gargoyle)
Undead Archer A: 0/20 (Iron Bow) (Race: Zombie (Skeleton))
Undead Swordsman B: 6/21 (Iron Blade) (Race: Zombie (Skeleton))
Gargoyle of Wrath B: 0/18 (Iron Lance) (Race: Gargoyle)
Undead Archer B: 15/20 (Iron Bow) (Race: Zombie (Skeleton))

Werewolf of Greed A: 18/18 (Sharp Fang) (Race: Werewolf)
Minor Brute of Greed A: 22/22 (Iron Axe) (Race: Demon)
Minor Scion of Envy A: 18/18 (Photon) (Race: Demon)
Undead Archer C: 20/20 (Iron Bow) (Race: Zombie (Skeleton))
Werewolf of Greed B: 18/18 (Sharp Fang) (Race: Werewolf)
Minor Brute of Greed B: 22/22 (Iron Axe) (Race: Demon)
Minor Scion of Envy B: 18/18 (Photon) (Race: Demon)
Undead Archer D: 20/20 (Iron Bow) (Race: Zombie (Skeleton))

Werewolf of Greed C: 18/18 (Sharp Fang) (Race: Werewolf)
Undead Swordsman C: 21/21 (Iron Blade) (Race: Zombie (Skeleton))
Werewolf of Greed D: 18/18 (Sharp Fang) (Race: Werewolf)
Orobas Centimani Mammonia (Minor Brute of Greed C)*: 22/22 (Iron Axe) (Race: Demon)
Undead Swordsman D: 21/21 (Iron Blade) (Race: Zombie (Skeleton))

Werewolf of Greed E: 18/18 (Sharp Fang) (Race: Werewolf)
Gargoyle of Wrath C: 18/18 (Iron Lance) (Race: Gargoyle)
Minor Magus of Envy A: 18/18 (Ice Shard) (Race: Demon)
Werewolf of Greed F: 18/18 (Sharp Fang) (Race: Werewolf)
Gargoyle of Wrath D: 18/18 (Iron Lance) (Race: Gargoyle)
Minor Magus of Envy B: 18/18 (Ice Shard) (Race: Demon)

Minor Brute of Greed D: 22/22 (Iron Axe) (Race: Demon)
Gargoyle of Wrath E: 18/18 (Iron Lance) (Race: Gargoyle)
Undead Swordsman E: 21/21 (Iron Blade) (Race: Zombie (Skeleton))
Minor Brute of Greed E: 22/22 (Iron Axe) (Race: Demon)
Gargoyle of Wrath F: 18/18 (Iron Lance) (Race: Gargoyle)
Undead Swordsman F: 21/21 (Iron Blade) (Race: Zombie (Skeleton))
Ardenta Umbra Leviathia: 25/25 (Worm)
Lautia Cinisia Mammonia: 25/25 (Carrion)

Spoiler: Map Info (click to show/hide)

Objective: Rout the enemy.
Other Info:
-Rosencrantz will not receive level ups until the party receives First Tier Level 1.
-Lautia starts at N5, Ardenta at O5.

XP: 32/100

[SeriousConcentrate]

"See, Wander? I had things well in hand. Got the best spinning backhand, sometimes back elbow, in the business today."

Again, Keith could claim he had the best *anything* in the business today, being that the wrestling business consisted of exactly one relocated American.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Nice shot, man. Keep that up, we might actually get a training session in today and get outta here, huh?"