Every month in Spearsearches Megafortress starts the same. With a freshly drained corpse and an angry shout "WHO LET OUT THE VAMPIRE?! AGAIN!".
My immortal control room operator. Part-time ninja. Total Asshole.
An elite squad of swordsdwarves has a mundane engagement with a deadly dust Forgotten Bugaboo. The Godhammer malfunctions, dire straights situation. Then the entire squad lays happily farting purple clouds in the hospital, recovering from rotting Everything. My Militia Commander gets a "Splintman" nickname, having been strapped to several dozen splints after the same amount of surgeries - Frankenstein lives inside my Chief Medic. Surprisingly, they all live on. Then, with an easy hand, I sic the Swordscompany on a puny goblin ambush. Only to see them, slayers of hundreds, just stand there like lampposts and slowly get their asses handed to them. Snipers do intervene in time, no casualties suffered. No missing limbs, white all over. Guess them guys are just severely out of shape. A year later, same situation. Accidentally I check out the Health menu and what do I see there?
"Vision lost".
/facepalm
Guess what, soldiers. Hand over any shiny blue equipment. No, keep your exceptional steel armour, we've got enough of those. From now on, you are the Blind Guardians, the core of the Elite Meatshield Regiment. Congrats. Dismissed back to the central barracks.
In the hindsight, leaving them to train 24/7 was probably not so productive. But definitely very funny to watch.