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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15018507 times)

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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187350 on: October 01, 2018, 05:54:16 am »

Arx, how would you feel about meeting Hanslanda on the top of a buildimg at night? Bring two swords.

Swords. Not fencing rapiers. I want a sword fight, not a fencing match.

What kind of sword? 'Cause I'd probably back myself in a fight with rapiers of any species (although the most likely outcome is both sides injured, severity may vary), but longwords (whether straight and pointy or curved and slashy) would be a lot dicier and I wouldn't fight you sword and board. :P
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« Reply #187351 on: October 01, 2018, 06:01:09 am »

Gladius fight, now that I know sword and board makes you nervous. How's the saying go? "Many men bear scars from slashing swords, but almost none alive bear a scar from a stabbing blade."

Oh and they have to be iron or bronze for added fun.
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« Reply #187352 on: October 01, 2018, 06:40:35 am »

On one hand I actually could probably kill someone with a real rapier since I do fencing, on the other hand my girlfriend always tell me that actual swords are all around superior to rapiers so I might just opt for a broadsword and a shield and then whack someone repeatedly while having my shield up and hope they die.
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« Reply #187353 on: October 01, 2018, 06:52:58 am »

I think you have the essential tactics down, then.
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« Reply #187354 on: October 01, 2018, 07:25:46 am »

Gladius fight, now that I know sword and board makes you nervous. How's the saying go? "Many men bear scars from slashing swords, but almost none alive bear a scar from a stabbing blade."

Oh and they have to be iron or bronze for added fun.
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« Reply #187355 on: October 01, 2018, 07:26:14 am »

Little did Egan_BW know, Hans was bringing a Gladius ship. He is instantly vaporized, spear and all.
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« Reply #187356 on: October 01, 2018, 07:30:20 am »

And then he crashes and explodes, because space ships aren't designed to work in an atmosphere.
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« Reply #187357 on: October 01, 2018, 08:04:37 am »

Who's to say this one isn't? Seems like a fairly natural ability to include on your space craft - a separate terrestrial system, as it were.
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« Reply #187358 on: October 01, 2018, 08:26:05 am »

I think you have the essential tactics down, then.

IIRC that the basic tactic. You slam them with your shield then stab over or around it and try to get a vitals strike while avoiding their attempts to do the same. There was very little real swordplay. Parrying with even a modern made steel recreation sword is how you break your sword, much less an iron sword.
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« Reply #187359 on: October 01, 2018, 09:42:55 am »

The obvious solution is to bring a crossbow and shoot the opponent while they are complaining about your lack of swords.
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« Reply #187360 on: October 01, 2018, 09:49:54 am »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqc

Hanslanda Vs. Arx: A Devious Plan
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« Reply #187361 on: October 01, 2018, 10:01:01 am »

Gunsword vs Swordgun: who would win?

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« Reply #187362 on: October 01, 2018, 10:49:13 am »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqc

Hanslanda Vs. Arx: A Devious Plan

Hilarious. If Arx is another non-American I'd certainly get that whole advantage: gun thing. I've got six in my house atm.
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« Reply #187363 on: October 01, 2018, 12:51:45 pm »

Gunsword vs Swordgun: who would win?

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« Reply #187364 on: October 01, 2018, 02:19:19 pm »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqc

Hanslanda Vs. Arx: A Devious Plan

Hilarious. If Arx is another non-American I'd certainly get that whole advantage: gun thing. I've got six in my house atm.

Ah, but the drastically higher homicide rate here means I have been genetically selected for under much harsher conditions, offsetting that advantage. :P

Gladius fight definitely goes up there in "neither participant is walking away healthy" though. As the saying goes, in a knife fight it's not about technique, it's about who can stay standing for longer.

...anyway, we should resolve this like gentlemen. 1v1 me Duelyst, name your deck. :P
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