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Author Topic: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how  (Read 276414 times)

Victuz

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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #120 on: September 28, 2010, 10:33:02 am »

I once fought a bronze colossus and my skill level grew so quick that I couldn't harm him (all I had was an iron battle axe and a crappy crossbow) but he couldn't harm me.

For some reason during the fight his movement speed grew like 10 times so I couldn't harm him.
We could have been fighting forever but in my stupid attempt to get away I jumped into a pond and couldn't get out. It ended up with me drowning like an idiot...
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I once flung a migrant off a bridge. He collided with the brook cliff and died.
A year later, my legendary engraver engraved him colliding with an obstacle and dying.

Urist McKing

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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #121 on: October 10, 2010, 06:38:39 pm »

Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
Oh, great. Now I started a quote pyramid.
Oh, great. Now I Oh, great. Now I Oh, great. Now I-
Oh, great. Now Ive quoted a quote pyramid.
Oh great,now I have contributed to a pyramid.
Oh great. Now I revived an old thread.
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Yes! I would like the court to recognize the record as showing that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Wolf Tengu

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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #122 on: October 10, 2010, 07:49:25 pm »

Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
Oh, great. Now I started a quote pyramid.
Oh, great. Now I Oh, great. Now I Oh, great. Now I-
Oh, great. Now Ive quoted a quote pyramid.
Oh great,now I have contributed to a pyramid.
Oh great. Now I revived an old thread.
Oh great. Now i've responded to the revival.
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Diablous

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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #123 on: October 10, 2010, 07:50:16 pm »

Will you guys cut it out with the quote pyramid? It annoys the mods.
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Quote from: Solifuge
A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

Horizon9

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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #124 on: October 16, 2010, 03:43:16 pm »

I feel that a reference is in order.
Bronze Colossus:I'm allergic to adorableness!!
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What a tiny roc. I guess I could call it a pebbl.

Comrade_Fregge

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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #125 on: November 05, 2010, 04:02:20 pm »

Will you guys cut it out with the quote pyramid? It annoys the mods.
Yeah, will you guys cut it out with the quote pyramid? Like he said, it annoys the mods.
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Melagius

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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #126 on: November 07, 2010, 12:04:51 pm »

Will you guys cut it out with the quote pyramid? It annoys the mods.
Yeah, will you guys cut it out with the quote pyramid? Like he said, it annoys the mods.

Hey, I'm unable to tell if either of you are mods, but if you aren't it annoys me that you think you can speak for a diverse group of individuals.
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Wolf Tengu

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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #127 on: November 07, 2010, 12:07:57 pm »

The second one was deliberately being silly, by pyramiding on the complainer.
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Johnfalcon99977

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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #128 on: November 07, 2010, 12:32:29 pm »

Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
Oh, great. Now I started a quote pyramid.
Oh, great. Now I Oh, great. Now I Oh, great. Now I-
Oh, great. Now Ive quoted a quote pyramid.
Oh great,now I have contributed to a pyramid.
Oh great. Now I revived an old thread.
Oh great. Now i've responded to the revival.
Oh great. Now I have to post in this thread for something to do.
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Please excuse my horrible awful linguistic skills.

Pillow_Killer

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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #129 on: November 07, 2010, 12:35:05 pm »

Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
Oh, great. Now I have to add the [SHARP] tag to Fluffy Wamblers. Thanks alot.
Oh, great. Now I started a quote pyramid.
Oh, great. Now I Oh, great. Now I Oh, great. Now I-
Oh, great. Now Ive quoted a quote pyramid.
Oh great,now I have contributed to a pyramid.
Oh great. Now I revived an old thread.
Oh great. Now i've responded to the revival.
Oh great. Now I have to post in this thread for something to do.
Oh, just stop necroing this and let it die.
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every man faps to every person he knows/likes. I've done that for about 2 girls that I've liked really, and it's because they have big boobs. 'Nuff said amirite?

Diablous

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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #130 on: November 07, 2010, 01:14:50 pm »

Hey, I'm unable to tell if either of you are mods, but if you aren't it annoys me that you think you can speak for a diverse group of individuals.

No, I am not a mod. The mods aren't exactly a diverse group, since there are only two. And quote pyrimad spam has lead to threads getting locked before, so it's pretty easy to see that the mods do not like people spamming quote pyramids.
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Quote from: Solifuge
A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

Dragonchampion

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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #131 on: November 13, 2010, 05:27:45 pm »

I wounder if you could replicate this now that targeted attacks are out.  :o
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EmperorJon

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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #132 on: November 13, 2010, 05:40:52 pm »

Did you get the kill, or the wambler? :P
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I think it's the way towns develop now. In the beginning, people move into a town. Then they start producing tables, which results in more and more tables. Soon tables represent a significant portion of the population, they start lobbying for new laws and regulations, putting people to greater and greater disadvantage...
Link for full quote. 'tis mighty funny.

forsaken1111

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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #133 on: November 13, 2010, 07:25:53 pm »

I wounder if you could replicate this now that targeted attacks are out.  :o
Still no aimed attacks on throwing/ranged combat
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Xvareon

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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #134 on: January 19, 2011, 08:37:51 pm »

That bunny must be a descendant of the Great Monster of Caerbannog.

Go on Urist, chop his head off!
RIGHT! One rabbit stew comin RIIght up!
MEEEEP
AAAA-- *head rolls off*
ARMOK'S BEARD!!
OH I TOLD U I TOLD U TO LOOK AT THE BoOoNES but NOOOO.
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