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[Monk321654]

Dear Horse:

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How the hell did you survive that?

Dear Horse:
Upon putting my head back on, I found you in the deceased list. I must have missed the announcement of your death, but I can assure you that you'll be missed. And tasty.

[Corai]

Dear Horse:

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How the hell did you survive that?

Wat.

[Splint]

Dear Horse:

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How the hell did you survive that?

Dear Horse:
Upon putting my head back on, I found you in the deceased list. I must have missed the announcement of your death, but I can assure you that you'll be missed. And tasty.

It doesn't mention the being struck down bit. Consider Brain damage + knocked out = dead.

[Reudh]

Anything that causes more than a bruise of brain damage is pretty much an insta-kill.

It's not uncommon to see opponents be 'struck unconscious' by a hit, but be dead. That's because they fall unconscious because of their lack of a working brain and die a single frame later.

[Sus]

Dear Outpost liaison,

I'm terribly sorry for not having time to chit-chat, but Im sort of busy d...

'Sus' Fikodast, Foreman has been struck down.
A diplomat has left unhappy.

[ElenaRoan]

Urist McNewWoodCrafter

"This is an acacia ring.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is studded with silver and encircled with bands of pong grabber leather.  This object is adorned with hanging rings of acacia and menaces with spikes of feather wood and raw adamantine."

- unimpressed

[Xob Ludosmbax]

Dear Urist McHaulers

If you had just picked up the bodies and dumped them in the magma like I told you to, this would all have been fine.  But no, you had to have a party or drink or whatever it was you were doing, and they reanimated and attacked soldiers from behind.  How could 50 of you not keep up with the body-count of two dwarves?  With the experienced soldiers cut off, you haulers and the recruits were easy pickings for the other reanimated corpses.  I hope that party was worth it. 

Sincerely,
Overseer Killjoy

[GreatWyrmGold]

Urist McNewWoodCrafter

"This is an acacia ring.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is studded with silver and encircled with bands of pong grabber leather.  This object is adorned with hanging rings of acacia and menaces with spikes of feather wood and raw adamantine."

- unimpressed

It has adamantine spikes.
...
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?

[misko27]

Urist McNewWoodCrafter

"This is an acacia ring.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is studded with silver and encircled with bands of pong grabber leather.  This object is adorned with hanging rings of acacia and menaces with spikes of feather wood and raw adamantine."

- unimpressed

It has adamantine spikes.
...
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?

A adamantine axe.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wait for a weaponsmithing mood, then.

[StLeibowitz]

Dear Urist McMason

This is not minecraft. OF COURSE you will be unable to build the wall while standing on the same tile it is to be built upon; that's how our modicum of physics works! Don't use your lack of grasp of the concept of solidity to excuse your laziness and "suspend" the construction of the wall. Most importantly, you should really learn from your mistakes and not make the exact same stupid mistake three times in a row!

If you were not one of the five useful dwarves I had, you would quickly find yourself the victim of an unfortunate accident involving honey bees, that volcano shaft we've built the fort around, and a few of those Armok-damned monkeys that nicked our sandals.

With annoyance,
          Senior Management and the Office of Problem Worker Removal.

[ElenaRoan]

Urist McNewWoodCrafter

"This is an acacia ring.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is studded with silver and encircled with bands of pong grabber leather.  This object is adorned with hanging rings of acacia and menaces with spikes of feather wood and raw adamantine."

- unimpressed

It has adamantine spikes.
...
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?

Him to have used something other than the raw adamantine.  Why they always have to grab the craft workshop dedicated to strand extraction, even when it's sitting right above the magma sea, I'll never know.

I'll have to remember to forbid raw adamantine in the future when they want rocks.

That dwarf was very lucky I'm not in the habit of doing anything permanent to dwarfs that annoy me.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Dear Urist McMason

This is not minecraft. OF COURSE you will be unable to build the wall while standing on the same tile it is to be built upon; that's how our modicum of physics works! Don't use your lack of grasp of the concept of solidity to excuse your laziness and "suspend" the construction of the wall. Most importantly, you should really learn from your mistakes and not make the exact same stupid mistake three times in a row!

If you were not one of the five useful dwarves I had, you would quickly find yourself the victim of an unfortunate accident involving honey bees, that volcano shaft we've built the fort around, and a few of those Armok-damned monkeys that nicked our sandals.

With annoyance,
          Senior Management and the Office of Problem Worker Removal.

Remove and re-designate it.

Urist McNewWoodCrafter

"This is an acacia ring.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is studded with silver and encircled with bands of pong grabber leather.  This object is adorned with hanging rings of acacia and menaces with spikes of feather wood and raw adamantine."

- unimpressed

It has adamantine spikes.
...
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?

Him to have used something other than the raw adamantine.  Why they always have to grab the craft workshop dedicated to strand extraction, even when it's sitting right above the magma sea, I'll never know.

I'll have to remember to forbid raw adamantine in the future when they want rocks.

That dwarf was very lucky I'm not in the habit of doing anything permanent to dwarfs that annoy me.

Burrows?

[Splint]

Dear Aseaheru the Armydorf

While I understand Missing means dead and no-one saw it but your killer, I would appreciate it if you'd left your equipment or a note or something somewhere. Masterwork armor is expensive damn it!

Signed,
Alt. History of Spearbreakers Splint.

[bukitodinos]

dear evil things in this biome

I am in the place you like most, LOOK MY FORT IS WEAK AND HELPLESS...
this is not fun...
I hate you guys

-bukit