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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5850 on: October 06, 2013, 09:12:41 am »

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Solifuge   I would probably kill the PB and Garlic.
17:46   Vector   Yeah, saw that coming
17:46   Solifuge   But, roasted garlic might work
17:46   Vector   Oh, it wouldn't be raw garlic
17:46   Vector   I'm not suicidal
17:46   Solifuge   Honestly, I'd settle down with the pb and fried egg
17:46   Solifuge   We understand one another.
17:46   Vector   Hmm
17:46   Vector   I see that we're going to murder each other's sweet hearts
17:47   Solifuge   The Huevocado is an adventure thing.
17:47   Vector   And then have an angry one night stand with the dastardly Huevocado


... Working in the grocery store I work at, I got the idea to try a bite of a small piece of raw garlic once. Once. That... Oil permeates your mouth, and it almost BURNS it's so potent. And you can't wash it away, because it's an oil or something. Everything you drink and eat to wash it away just takes on the taste of PURE GARLIC, and you want to set your mouth on fire to make it go away.
Milk should work.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5851 on: October 06, 2013, 09:17:23 am »

Works for Chilli too - milk contains fats which are capable of dissolving the chemicals responsible for the burn, which are not soluble in water.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5852 on: October 06, 2013, 09:30:26 am »

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Solifuge   I would probably kill the PB and Garlic.
17:46   Vector   Yeah, saw that coming
17:46   Solifuge   But, roasted garlic might work
17:46   Vector   Oh, it wouldn't be raw garlic
17:46   Vector   I'm not suicidal
17:46   Solifuge   Honestly, I'd settle down with the pb and fried egg
17:46   Solifuge   We understand one another.
17:46   Vector   Hmm
17:46   Vector   I see that we're going to murder each other's sweet hearts
17:47   Solifuge   The Huevocado is an adventure thing.
17:47   Vector   And then have an angry one night stand with the dastardly Huevocado


... Working in the grocery store I work at, I got the idea to try a bite of a small piece of raw garlic once. Once. That... Oil permeates your mouth, and it almost BURNS it's so potent. And you can't wash it away, because it's an oil or something. Everything you drink and eat to wash it away just takes on the taste of PURE GARLIC, and you want to set your mouth on fire to make it go away.

Heh. That reminds me of something. One time my mom was preparing dinner, and she'd chopped some garlic up into cubes and set it aside. My stepdad ended up coming into the kitchen, noticed the garlic, mistook it for cheese, and popped a cube in his mouth. It was amusing seeing an almost stereotypical 'manly' person get reduced to tears by something that small.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5853 on: October 06, 2013, 02:22:40 pm »

I think that raw onions and garlic are delicious.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5854 on: October 06, 2013, 02:42:29 pm »

Spoiler: Garlic Tales (click to show/hide)

One of my roommates made cornmeal cookies for a housewarming party, and was rolling and forming them on a cutting board. A cutting board that had just been used to mince raw garlic. The end result was garlic-infused sweet corn biscuits. They were weird... but not altogether bad. Definitely not housewarming party material, though.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5855 on: October 06, 2013, 04:15:37 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5856 on: October 06, 2013, 04:22:56 pm »

I think that raw onions and garlic are delicious.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5857 on: October 06, 2013, 09:13:53 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5858 on: October 07, 2013, 10:30:34 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5859 on: October 07, 2013, 03:52:54 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5860 on: October 07, 2013, 04:28:12 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5861 on: October 07, 2013, 08:31:04 pm »

Okay, so, considering the mage almost killed somebody on the antimagic level, I'm thinking we can't take on the stone laser jetpack dragon with the party at half health.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5862 on: October 07, 2013, 08:50:55 pm »

In advance, I vote for vomiting. Every time.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5863 on: October 07, 2013, 10:15:01 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5864 on: October 08, 2013, 02:08:01 pm »

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