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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #68955 on: February 04, 2015, 04:05:33 pm »

Wish I knew my bloodtype. I asked the doctors if they would tell me once when they took blood and they said NOPE.
That's because you have to send it to a  different lab and it is done by  different people, using different machines.
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« Reply #68956 on: February 04, 2015, 04:15:32 pm »

At one point I was told that I would be lifetime ineligible because I had spent more than 6 months cumulative in tropical regions, although now I'm reading the American Red Cross criteria, and it looks like that's not true. I was just ineligible for a period of time after returning from China.

Still, I need what blood I have.
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« Reply #68957 on: February 04, 2015, 04:27:11 pm »

MORE BLOOD FROM THE BLOOD DONORS!
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« Reply #68958 on: February 04, 2015, 04:28:17 pm »

And that's how Khorne got malaria. Game, set, match Nurgle.
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« Reply #68959 on: February 04, 2015, 04:33:52 pm »

At one point I was told that I would be lifetime ineligible because I had spent more than 6 months cumulative in tropical regions, although now I'm reading the American Red Cross criteria, and it looks like that's not true. I was just ineligible for a period of time after returning from China.

Still, I need what blood I have.
Well, looks like I have a problem.
Yeah, I'm guessing Hawaii has to fly all their blood in from the mainland.(?)
Or maybe it's only malarial tropical regions (like South China).
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« Reply #68960 on: February 04, 2015, 04:46:37 pm »

I too am ineligible, but only temporarily. They don't let people to donate blood while they're taking antibiotics because that implies a bacterial/viral infection, and that is Not Good™ for anybody involved. I think I have A+ (the most common type after O+) but I don't know off the top of my head.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #68961 on: February 04, 2015, 05:23:33 pm »

I wanted to give blood, but the Red Cross website tells me you need to have healthy blood.
I'm probably anaemic(spl?) or some such bullshit, and they apparently don't want people applying to donate unless they know their blood is good enough. So, fuck 'em, that sounds like work.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #68962 on: February 04, 2015, 05:28:18 pm »

I too am ineligible, but only temporarily. They don't let people to donate blood while they're taking antibiotics because that implies a bacterial/viral infection, and that is Not Good™ for anybody involved. I think I have A+ (the most common type after O+) but I don't know off the top of my head.
Possibly also because people have allergies to some antibiotics. Penicillin-laced blood, for instance, would turn me into a giant red welt.
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« Reply #68963 on: February 04, 2015, 05:36:33 pm »

I wonder what it would be like if your blood is literally penicillin.
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« Reply #68964 on: February 04, 2015, 05:39:11 pm »

Its supposed to snow 6 out of the next 7 days.  On top of the knee-deep snow we already have.
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« Reply #68965 on: February 04, 2015, 05:49:08 pm »

I wonder what it would be like if your blood is literally penicillin.

Like death. Because it'd be death. Penicillin probably doesn't fufil the role of red blood cells.
On the bright side, cannibals with headaches would be overjoyed.
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« Reply #68966 on: February 04, 2015, 06:29:40 pm »

My own stupidity. Took me till now to realize I could click the things in this: http://xkcd.com/826/
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #68967 on: February 04, 2015, 06:49:18 pm »

Its supposed to snow 6 out of the next 7 days.  On top of the knee-deep snow we already have.

Send some of that down here, I'd love to take your snow.


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the constant rain is depressing and cold


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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #68968 on: February 04, 2015, 07:10:56 pm »

Its supposed to snow 6 out of the next 7 days.  On top of the knee-deep snow we already have.

Send some of that down here, I'd love to take your snow.


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the constant rain is depressing and cold
Send some of your rain my way.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #68969 on: February 04, 2015, 07:12:52 pm »

Its supposed to snow 6 out of the next 7 days.  On top of the knee-deep snow we already have.

Send some of that down here, I'd love to take your snow.


please
the constant rain is depressing and cold




But I do like snow.  Just not 2-3 feet in 2 weeks
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