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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7860 on: June 26, 2014, 07:05:15 pm »

No, no. The procedure according to scripture is: drink the beer first, then piss out the fire. Any other procedure is an abomination and an affront to all holy principles of alcoholism.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7861 on: June 26, 2014, 07:06:06 pm »

Behold, the stuff of nightmares.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7862 on: June 27, 2014, 03:44:55 am »

But then surely we can put out the fire with Alt? You know, Alt is just Kölsch that has already been drunk once.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7863 on: June 27, 2014, 04:04:12 am »

No, no. The procedure according to scripture is: drink the beer first, then piss out the fire. Any other procedure is an abomination and an affront to all holy principles of alcoholism.
I was under the impression that beer in the US was indistinguishable from piss anyway.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7864 on: June 27, 2014, 04:27:50 am »

the only reason to use beer to put out a fire is to pour it on burning coal in a grill

and when that happens fuck it, use the best one you have if you're that generous

delicious beer vapor moisturizing my grilled meats

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7865 on: June 27, 2014, 05:27:40 am »

My teacher could not open the zipped folder I uploaded with my exam in it. Her response was, of course, to immediately email me telling me I was going to get zero, unless I immediately emailed her the pdfs. She then emailed me again to say she'd managed to open the zip.


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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7866 on: June 27, 2014, 07:15:35 am »

the only reason to use beer to put out a fire is to pour it on burning coal in a grill

and when that happens fuck it, use the best one you have if you're that generous

delicious beer vapor moisturizing my grilled meats

* LordSlowpoke drools

In Russian sauna, we sometimes pour beer on the hot rocks/metal plate/what have you.

Absolutely amazing beer vapor smelling of growth and prosperity, moisturizing my skin

My moist amphibian skin
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7867 on: June 27, 2014, 07:18:59 am »

Aside from drinking and enemas, a booze sauna is one of the most effective ways to get drunk.
I know, I know. But it's just beer, and you're not supposed to pour whole bottles of it on the rocks - just enough to get that proper smell of baking something. Plus it's all mixed up with water vapor.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7868 on: June 27, 2014, 07:19:05 am »

* LordSlowpoke gently places an amphibian on the grill
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7869 on: June 27, 2014, 07:22:19 am »

I wasn't disapproving. Drunken saunas sound fun.
That does indeed sound rather fun.
...I've never actually been in a sauna. Dang.  :-\
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7870 on: June 27, 2014, 07:22:39 am »

How do you get drunk from having alcohol squirted into your anus.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7871 on: June 27, 2014, 07:23:21 am »

Aside from drinking and enemas, a booze sauna is one of the most effective ways to get drunk.
I know, I know. But it's just beer, and you're not supposed to pour whole bottles of it on the rocks - just enough to get that proper smell of baking something. Plus it's all mixed up with water vapor.
I wasn't disapproving. Drunken saunas sound fun.
Yup. It's not very healthy though - alcohol+sauna does very interesting things to your blood pressure. It's entirely possible to pass out and drown in a tub of water, or hit your head on the aforementioned hot rocks, what with the floor being slippery and all.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7872 on: June 27, 2014, 07:26:47 am »

How do you get drunk from having alcohol squirted into your anus.
The rectum is VERY good at absorbing stuff. Hence why you get suppositories. And why, if you're dying of thirst and have water that would probably make you gag it up before you could swallow it, it's probably a somewhat decent idea to, if you can, enema it.
I bet there's a porn somewhere about something like that.
Wait nevermind I think I have *seen* something like that.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7873 on: June 27, 2014, 07:34:22 am »

Aaaand the thread's crossed the TMI threshold.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7874 on: June 27, 2014, 08:48:03 am »

Aaaand the thread's crossed the TMI threshold.

Why does this keep happening to TERRIFIED thread of all things?
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