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[Isa]

I have one:

 Iltahamara Raehome:
"A great eyeless ass. It has a fat bulging trunk and it has a regal bearing. Beware it's fire!

[Beardless]

Iltahamara Raehome:
"A great eyeless ass. It has a fat bulging trunk and it has a regal bearing. Beware its fire!

So very many ways this can go so very wrong...

[bitterhorn]

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[Rumrusher]

low swinging trunk was missing in peregarrett piece on the monitor lizard creature so I drew a monitor with a loose wire hanging out?


unless that limp line coming out of the side of that lizard was the trunk then never mind.

[peregarrett]

I have one:

 Iltahamara Raehome:
"A great eyeless ass. It has a fat bulging trunk and it has a regal bearing. Beware it's fire!

*facepalm*
Get out of my head, you fat ass erupting fire!

[DarkerDark]

I have one:

 Iltahamara Raehome:
"A great eyeless ass. It has a fat bulging trunk and it has a regal bearing. Beware it's fire!

I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist dusting off the old mouse pad to draw this one.

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[Scaraban]

'tis a sad day when I am the one who has to point out, to be sure every knows, that ass is referring to the animal not the anatomical area...

[DarkerDark]

'tis a sad day when I am the one who has to point out, to be sure every knows, that ass is referring to the animal not the anatomical area...

Yes, but it's a lot more fun to imagine it as a big pair of cheeks wreaking havoc on the fort.

I actually had the caption read; "Y'know, when they said there was a huge ass running amok in the fortress, I wasn't picturing it being... y'know... a huge ass." Dwarf2: "That's not the half of it... You haven't seen it's trunk." but it looked too crowded and maybe sounded a little too crude?

[peregarrett]

'tis a sad day when I am the one who has to point out, to be sure every knows, that ass is referring to the animal not the anatomical area...

Yes, but it's a lot more fun to imagine it as a big pair of cheeks wreaking havoc on the fort.

I actually had the caption read; "Y'know, when they said there was a huge ass running amok in the fortress, I wasn't picturing it being... y'know... a huge ass." Dwarf2: "That's not the half of it... You haven't seen it's trunk." but it looked too crowded and maybe sounded a little too crude?

*ROFL*
Of course we all know that it's meant to be donkey, but couldn't resist thinking of.. well.. ass.
Especially liked how you pictured "regal bearing" on it.

By the way, looks like original rules of winner choosing next beast to draw will never be obeyed. Maybe we should forget about it and from now choose the most epic beast description from everyone who wants to provide it?

[Vanzetti]

Forgotten... but unforgettable!

[Scaraban]

*ROFL*
Of course we all know that it's meant to be donkey, but couldn't resist thinking of.. well.. ass.
Especially liked how you pictured "regal bearing" on it.

By the way, looks like original rules of winner choosing next beast to draw will never be obeyed. Maybe we should forget about it and from now choose the most epic beast description from everyone who wants to provide it?

This could quickly devolve into no drawing and 10,000 entries as everyone finds "epic" beasts in their legends mode, though.

[Siquo]

I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist dusting off the old mouse pad to draw this one.

You had me LoL, and thanks for not drawing the fat, bulging trunk... 

[peregarrett]

This could quickly devolve into no drawing and 10,000 entries as everyone finds "epic" beasts in their legends mode, though.

When someone posts description that sucks, don't be ashamed to tell him.
For example, we mostly ignore blobs of whatever.

[Knick]

'tis a sad day when I am the one who has to point out, to be sure every knows, that ass is referring to the animal not the anatomical area...

Anything that gets Darkerdark behind a pen is a good thing.

[Siquo]

'tis a sad day when I am the one who

doesn't get a joke when it's sitting bare-donkeyed on your face.