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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649578 times)

Keita

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #165 on: May 06, 2011, 06:04:04 am »
Crush that thieving Urist McSecond who he's convinced stole his favorite sock.

WWUD if he discovered shallow metal, deep metal and HEAVY METAL!
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Ahrimahn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #166 on: May 06, 2011, 09:14:38 am »
He would blare Rammstein's Fruer Frai! as he was digging everywhere.

WWUD if he discovered the adamantium space elevator.
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Asmageddon

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #167 on: May 06, 2011, 09:21:50 am »
See the largest cave-in in his whole life, even if it was very, very long.

WWUD if he got transported into Middleearth?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #168 on: May 06, 2011, 09:42:40 am »
ELF MASSACRE TIME!


WWUD if he was transported into Finland?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #169 on: May 06, 2011, 09:52:42 am »
Undermine the entire landmass and laugh in the face of the now displaced humans

WWUD if he was transported to the grimdarkness of the 41st Millennium
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #170 on: May 06, 2011, 10:01:31 am »
He would kill the transporter and transport himself there

WWUD if he saw a wolf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #171 on: May 06, 2011, 03:35:47 pm »
Quote from: Utaelilya on May 06, 2011, 10:01:31 am
He would kill the transporter and transport himself there

WWUD if he saw a wolf?
Nothing; he's too busy fishing even though nothing's bitten for years.

WWUD if he was transported to a D&D world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #172 on: May 06, 2011, 04:06:28 pm »
Start up an outpost and trade with people.

WWUD If a giant skinless diametridon twisted into humanoid form came up to him and told him he was the god of stone and that he should be made king?
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Philosoraptor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #173 on: May 06, 2011, 05:30:27 pm »
Urist McGodKing cancels task: Interrupted by a giant skinless diametridon twisted into human form.

WWUD if he tripped over a kobold thief?
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Tahlin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #174 on: May 06, 2011, 05:45:10 pm »
Urist organized a party at Kobold Thief Bone Table.

WWUD if he was cave inned?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #175 on: May 06, 2011, 05:48:12 pm »
He'd become a blood smear in the Fortress of Time...

WWUD if he had an arranged marriage with the Queen of Dwarves?
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Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #176 on: May 06, 2011, 07:49:41 pm »
He'd go insane from boredom.

WWUD if he was the last dwarf on earth?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #177 on: May 06, 2011, 07:59:03 pm »
Make a new Urist out of stone.
WWUD if he found an unlabeled lever with a floodgate next to it?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #178 on: May 06, 2011, 08:57:46 pm »
attempt to disuade himself from pulling it. He would walk away absorbed by the search for a sock or being adopted by a war dog, but he would always remember that lever. It would devour his soul burn and consume his flesh and when he could no longer stand the torture he would pull the god damn lever. This whole event would last about 5 seconds. His death on the other hand wold be much longer and more painful.

WWUD if Giant Eagles dropped killer scorpions through the skylight for an outdoor farm
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Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #179 on: May 06, 2011, 11:38:54 pm »
Urist would mourn the death of all the other farmers, before going for their socks.

WWUD if the demons erupted from the earth and killed his kitten?
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