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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649695 times)

Audioworm333

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #615 on: July 03, 2011, 04:53:47 pm »
Buy over 9000 +Monkey leather socks+

WWUD if he was allergic to booze?
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

Sugata-senpai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #616 on: July 03, 2011, 06:54:16 pm »
Continue to drink booze until it kills him. What do you think he is, an elf!?!?!?


WWUD if he was being used as bait to lure an FB into a deadly trap.
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Me: I'll kill you... I'll kill you all!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!...

UristMcRandomNurse: Sir, patient 137 is laughing maniacially again.

UristMcDoctor: Don't worry, if we just ignore him he'll calm down and go back to playing Dwarf Fortress.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #617 on: July 03, 2011, 07:26:46 pm »
Quote from: Sugata-senpai on July 03, 2011, 06:54:16 pm
Continue to drink booze until it kills him. What do you think he is, an elf!?!?!?


WWUD if he was being used as bait to lure an FB into a deadly trap.

Turn into an elf.

WWUD if he was an elf?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #618 on: July 03, 2011, 08:34:07 pm »
Sleep, drink, tantrum, eat friends.

WWUD if he was an elf and his friends weren't laid to rest?
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Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #619 on: July 03, 2011, 08:47:25 pm »
Enjoy a delicious UristMcFriend roast.

WWUD if he watched an elfified dwarf cook and eat his friends.
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Me: I'll kill you... I'll kill you all!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!...

UristMcRandomNurse: Sir, patient 137 is laughing maniacially again.

UristMcDoctor: Don't worry, if we just ignore him he'll calm down and go back to playing Dwarf Fortress.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #620 on: July 04, 2011, 01:27:25 am »
Stuff the elf in a wooden cage and put the cage in the middle of the fort's clear cut operation.

WWUD if he discovered that he is really a midget human and his beard is glued on?
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noah22223

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #621 on: July 04, 2011, 04:28:16 pm »
Urist McDwarf has gone stark raving mad!

WWUD if a giant Ettin-Minotaur Bastard Chiled appeared?
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #622 on: July 04, 2011, 04:44:47 pm »
Nothing. He didn't exist.

WWUD if he was Urist McJenkins?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #623 on: July 04, 2011, 07:02:25 pm »
"URIIIIIIIIST JEEEEEEEEEE-""Urist McJenkins has been struck down."

WWUD if he was sent to test the carp-infested river for proper PH levels?
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #624 on: July 04, 2011, 07:33:46 pm »
Manage to get in and out without a scratch and lead an alligator toward the fort.

WWUD if she lead a caravan?
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Quote from: lordcooper on March 31, 2013, 04:41:06 am
Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #625 on: July 04, 2011, 09:18:42 pm »
set off a bridge trap

WWUD if the only other surivior was a kitten
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Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac RAPIST sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #626 on: July 05, 2011, 11:29:48 am »
Quote from: stabbymcstabstab on July 04, 2011, 09:18:42 pm
set off a bridge trap

WWUD if the only other surivior was a kitten

Nothing. He would've been dead.

WWUD if he freed 100 goblins from their cages and flooded to fort with magma?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #627 on: July 05, 2011, 07:31:21 pm »
nothing thats normal

WWUD if the game considered booze a liquid
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█████ Long Live Arst- United Forenia!
Quote from: Jboy2000000 on October 02, 2013, 02:43:49 pm
"Wanna be a better liberal? Go get shot in the fuckin' face."
Quote from: Zecro_The_Scourge on July 03, 2012, 10:31:27 am
Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac RAPIST sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #628 on: July 05, 2011, 07:59:40 pm »
UristMcDrunkard has been ecstatic lately. He has enjoyed a fine booze mist. He has drank booze from a fine well lately.


WWUD if magma was poured into the newly filled booze moat around the fortress.
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Me: I'll kill you... I'll kill you all!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!...

UristMcRandomNurse: Sir, patient 137 is laughing maniacially again.

UristMcDoctor: Don't worry, if we just ignore him he'll calm down and go back to playing Dwarf Fortress.

noah22223

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #629 on: July 05, 2011, 09:12:09 pm »
!!Urist McDrunkard!! cancels Drink: On Fire.

WWUD if a 2 sieges came at once?
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.
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