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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649510 times)

Jacos

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #750 on: July 15, 2011, 03:51:51 pm »
Ensure that he was classed as one of the following; a Cheesemaker, a Lyemaker, a Peasant, or a Noble.

WWUD if he was the king, and guards brought two men, who both said that the same ale mug of ale was theirs?
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noah22223

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #751 on: July 15, 2011, 03:58:32 pm »
Throw them both in the dungeon for using mugs. Then drink the ale.
WWUD if he was born with a tail, and the strength to break his fathers arm as a newborn?
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

ArKFallen

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #752 on: July 15, 2011, 04:06:16 pm »
Be carried into an ambush by his military mother and gain kills before the age of one.

WWUD if his companions turned into gnomes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #753 on: July 16, 2011, 04:55:08 am »
Apply gnomeblight, just to see what happens.

WWUD if a siege was approaching, and there was only one lever in the fort which controls everything?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #754 on: July 16, 2011, 05:53:04 am »
(P)ull the lever!

WWUD if he were captured by elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #755 on: July 16, 2011, 11:25:01 am »
Try to sell them wood!

WWUD if all the stone turned into magma?
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Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #756 on: July 16, 2011, 02:01:54 pm »
Quote from: Utaelilya on July 16, 2011, 11:25:01 am
Try to sell them wood!

WWUD if all the stone turned into magma?

Urist cancels mine: being fucked over by magma.

WWUD if he was fucked over by magma?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

noah22223

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #757 on: July 16, 2011, 02:14:14 pm »
Give birth to Magma Boloveck The Fucker of Miners bastard triplets.
WWUD if she was sent out to fight a siege alone?
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #758 on: July 16, 2011, 09:15:21 pm »
Nothing, unless you count decomposing.

What would Urist do if he fell into the zombie pit?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #759 on: July 16, 2011, 10:32:29 pm »
Turn the zombies into strong beer, then drink himself to death.

WWUD if he joined the bay12 forums?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #760 on: July 16, 2011, 10:38:53 pm »
Quote from: pandamage on July 16, 2011, 10:32:29 pm
Turn the zombies into strong beer, then drink himself to death.

WWUD if he joined the bay12 forums?

Finds out there is already a forum user named Urist and goes into a tantrum.

WWUD if he found out all the dwarves around him were disguised as demons?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

Darun009

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #761 on: July 16, 2011, 10:53:47 pm »
See if they are not disguised as lawyers.

WWUD if you found that your bed was covered with magma?
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Utaelilya

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #762 on: July 17, 2011, 09:51:08 am »
Sleep in the dirt!

WWUD if you find a pet beetle?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #763 on: July 17, 2011, 04:15:39 pm »
Be enslaved by it, and then trip, fall, squish it, and throw a tantrum.

What would Urist McFisherdwarf do if confronted with the decision "Do I fish from the riverside by the waterfall, or do I get in the river by the waterfall to fish?"
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #764 on: July 17, 2011, 05:52:00 pm »
fish,eat the fish  and then jump from the waterfall  to fish down there.


WWUD if he discover that his newborn soon is a gremlin?
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