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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649663 times)

Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #795 on: July 23, 2011, 09:04:07 am »
Quote from: jaxy15 on July 23, 2011, 09:03:04 am
Throw a tantrum before the meteor hits the fort.

WWUD if the volcano his fort was at was about to erupt?

End up like Boatmurdered: Build an ark out of stone, but get burned to death.
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #796 on: July 23, 2011, 01:23:34 pm »
WWUD if he forgot to put a WWUD on his reply?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #797 on: July 23, 2011, 01:28:39 pm »
Urist would commit seppuku.

WWUD if he killed Justin Bieber with his pick?
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Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #798 on: July 23, 2011, 02:44:27 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on July 23, 2011, 01:28:39 pm
Urist would commit seppuku.

WWUD if he killed Justin Bieber with his pick?

Spit on him for being a faggot.

WWUD if there was a lever that open up the lava into the fortress?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #799 on: July 23, 2011, 03:54:16 pm »
Quote from: hitty40 on July 23, 2011, 02:44:27 pm
Quote from: Angel Of Death on July 23, 2011, 01:28:39 pm
Urist would commit seppuku.

WWUD if he killed Justin Bieber with his pick?

Spit on him for being a faggot.

WWUD if there was a lever that open up the lava into the fortress?

Ignore the lever for another month becouse stone needs to be hauled!

WWUD if he became a goblin?
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noah22223

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #800 on: July 23, 2011, 04:12:11 pm »
Spam cancellation messages because he saw himself.
WWUD if he ate the mushroom?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #801 on: July 23, 2011, 04:31:38 pm »
Nothing what do you thing plump helmets are?

WWUD if that happed daily
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #802 on: July 23, 2011, 04:56:28 pm »
Quote from: stabbymcstabstab on July 23, 2011, 04:31:38 pm
Nothing what do you thing plump helmets are?

WWUD if that happed daily

Then we're in for a load of shit.

WWUD if Dwarves were swapped with elves?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #803 on: July 23, 2011, 05:01:57 pm »
Implode with the rest of the universe. Dwarves NEVER swap with elves...unless it's insults and combat blows.

WWUD if a kitten accidentally unleashed the circus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #804 on: July 23, 2011, 05:02:50 pm »
Quote from: hitty40 on July 23, 2011, 04:56:28 pm
Quote from: stabbymcstabstab on July 23, 2011, 04:31:38 pm
Nothing what do you thing plump helmets are?

WWUD if that happed daily

Then we're in for a load of shit.

WWUD if Dwarves were swapped with elves?
He would have a huge loss of beds becouse of not being allowed to cut trees!

WWUD if he became a stray cat in a pit full of cave aligators?
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Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #805 on: July 23, 2011, 05:07:07 pm »
Be killed instantly.

What would Leeroy do?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #806 on: July 23, 2011, 05:15:02 pm »
Quote from: hitty40 on July 23, 2011, 05:07:07 pm
Be killed instantly.

What would Leeroy do?

Bravely charge into a room full of forgotten beast eggs, and hatch them all, saving his squadmates time and effort with a useless, doomed to fail plan, only to be reviled for his heroism. At least he has socks.

 What would Urist do if he came upon a duel between Syrupsprinkles, Morul, Ironbeard, Tholtig and Cacame?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #807 on: July 23, 2011, 05:35:22 pm »
With that much awesome in one place, probably rip off a bitching guitar solo before his head exploded.

WWUD if he found out his world was in a universe INSIDE Planepacked.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #808 on: July 24, 2011, 01:22:25 am »
Become a priest of Planepacked and build a temple containing copies of Planepacked. Then he would go insane while attempting to comprehend how a statue can have a picture of itself on itself, and how a statue in a universe contained inside of a statue can be a full copy of the original.

WWUD if his 50 layer coating of blood and vomit washed off?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #809 on: July 24, 2011, 07:27:21 am »
Cancel job : Seeking infant!

WWUD if he was forced to look at a dog for the rest of his life?
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