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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 647967 times)

adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1050 on: October 09, 2011, 06:59:29 am »
make an artifact sock.


WWUD if necromancy gets added to the game?
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There are no words to describe my state of euphoria right now...
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jaxy15

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1051 on: October 09, 2011, 08:53:09 am »
Create an army of skeletal elves and kill the goblins.

WWUD if he was the overseer, but still was dumb as a dorf?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1052 on: October 09, 2011, 10:35:27 am »
Urist McOverseer cancels oversee fortress: on break.
Your fort has crumbled to it's end.

WWUD if he saw a coblelf (an unholy combination of carp, goblin, and elf)?
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Quote from: Clotifoth on October 08, 2011, 10:00:05 pm
Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1053 on: October 09, 2011, 10:36:34 am »
Fish, chop down trees, and dislike torture. 

WWUD if he saw a cyclops with glasses? 
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1054 on: October 09, 2011, 08:59:44 pm »
Quote from: NRDL on October 09, 2011, 10:36:34 am
Fish, chop down trees, and dislike torture. 

WWUD if he saw a cyclops with glasses?

Kill it for the glasses.

WWUD if he had a nuke?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1055 on: October 09, 2011, 09:08:36 pm »
Quote from: hitty40 on October 09, 2011, 08:59:44 pm
Quote from: NRDL on October 09, 2011, 10:36:34 am
Fish, chop down trees, and dislike torture. 

WWUD if he saw a cyclops with glasses?

Kill it for the glasses.

WWUD if he had a nuke?

Nuke the elves.

WWUD if a EA bought Dwarf fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1056 on: October 09, 2011, 09:55:16 pm »
cancels dig: haha, suckers! toady here, did you really think i'd sell the game?
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Quote from: BradUffner on November 01, 2012, 02:38:04 pm
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Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1057 on: October 09, 2011, 10:53:13 pm »
Quote from: adasdad on October 09, 2011, 09:55:16 pm
cancels dig: haha, suckers! toady here, did you really think i'd sell the game?

Nothing and beyond.

WWUD if he was in a tank?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

NRDL

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1058 on: October 09, 2011, 10:57:14 pm »
Get freaked out and run away once an enemy gets close.

WWUD if he was modded to have bronze skin? 
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1059 on: October 09, 2011, 11:30:59 pm »
Quote from: NRDL on October 09, 2011, 10:57:14 pm
Get freaked out and run away once an enemy gets close.

WWUD if he was modded to have bronze skin?

Urist McBronzeSkin has been struck down.

WWUD if he could fly?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1060 on: October 10, 2011, 02:15:06 am »
Quote from: hitty40 on October 09, 2011, 11:30:59 pm
Urist McBronzeSkin has been struck down.

WWUD if he could fly?
Continues to drink from the stockpile that's underground.

WWUD if he came across an abandoned fortress?
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Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1061 on: October 10, 2011, 08:04:54 am »
Reclaim, then abandon. Again.

WWUD if he was a !!carp!!?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1062 on: October 11, 2011, 09:15:41 am »
Urist Mc!!CARP!! cancels Kill Dwarves: On Fire

WWUD if he was secretly an elf, but nobody in the fort knew it?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1063 on: October 11, 2011, 09:18:55 am »
Throw himself into the magma, for the greater good.

WWUD if dwarven behavior suddenly made sense?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1064 on: October 11, 2011, 09:24:36 am »
Become a Dwarf Therapist.

WWUD if he was a charming British spy?
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