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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649928 times)

nordak

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1425 on: April 25, 2012, 09:19:05 am »
Run around the edge of the cage until ripped to shreds by badgers.

WWUD if appointed Hammerer after a tantrum spiral?
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"Nobody wants to live in Townbrush, and for good reason. Almost everyone that has come to Townbrush has been eaten, stabbed, crushed, drowned, hacked, incinerated, or beaten to death with an octopre skin backpack. When we're not under siege, we're being attacked by Forgotten Beasts. And when we're not being attacked by Forgotten Beasts, there's probably a zombie whale crushing someone to death in the dining room."

vicwarrior

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1426 on: April 25, 2012, 10:56:06 am »
hammer everyone in the head killing them and creating another tantrum spiral.

Edit what would urist do if a dragon arrived?
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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1427 on: April 25, 2012, 10:58:51 am »
Drink a puppy.

What if he was a elf-loving goblin that was also a vampire that was allergic to blood outside his body?
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

vicwarrior

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1428 on: April 25, 2012, 11:07:28 am »
go on a break (this works for everything)

what if urist was the mayor and the liason wanted to speak whit him.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1429 on: April 25, 2012, 11:51:11 am »
Quote from: vicwarrior on April 25, 2012, 11:07:28 am
go on a break (this works for everything)

what if urist was the mayor and the liason wanted to speak whit him.

Stall him by eating, drinking, sleeping, and taking breaks until next year.

WWUD... IN SPACE!?
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grimman007

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1430 on: April 27, 2012, 08:13:18 am »
Space... The final frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship Battlefailed. Its continuing mission:
To mine strange new minerals.
To seek out that damn circus we always seem to miss.
To boldly go where no dwUrist McAstronaut has asphyxiated in the vacuum of space.

WWUD if he encountered the dreaded giant sponge pirates?
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Quote from: Clotifoth on October 08, 2011, 10:00:05 pm
Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1431 on: April 27, 2012, 10:19:31 am »
Quote from: grimman007 on April 27, 2012, 08:13:18 am
Space... The final frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship Battlefailed. Its continuing mission:
To mine strange new minerals.
To seek out that damn circus we always seem to miss.
To boldly go where no dwUrist McAstronaut has asphyxiated in the vacuum of space.

WWUD if he encountered the dreaded giant sponge pirates?

Squeeze the ever-loving booze out of them (and then mop up the Giant Kea Man blood)

WWUD if presented with a Bud Light Platinum -- is there truly booze so terrible that not even a dwarf would drink it?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1432 on: April 28, 2012, 07:04:48 am »
He would not sully his lips with such light booze. For even the darkest, strongest human drinks are nothing compared to their dwarven equivalents (thick like molasses because they do not use water).

WWUD if he pulled the doomsday lever in his cozy, sealed-off skybox?
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grimman007

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1433 on: May 25, 2012, 08:41:23 pm »
A section of the fortress has collapsed!
Urist McPlayboy has fallen to his doom.

WWUD if there was a gorilla in a red tie and a monkey in a red hat and shirt riding down the minecart tracks?
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Quote from: Clotifoth on October 08, 2011, 10:00:05 pm
Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1434 on: May 25, 2012, 10:29:21 pm »
He would see it and run away into a horde of goblins

WWUD if he had the intelligence of the God-Emperor of ManDwarfkind pre-heresy
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First things first.  You're all soulless husks of what might have once been decent human beings, drafted into a sort of moral apartheid from your better natures in the pursuit of things made out of cute animals.  I love it.

adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1435 on: May 26, 2012, 07:12:14 am »
destroy the motherboard of the player's computer, making it impossible for the fortress to ever die.


WWUD if [DATA EXPUNGED]
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vicwarrior

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1436 on: May 26, 2012, 12:49:49 pm »
Get magma'd because he was a potash maker


WWUD if he went into fell mood and the king was asking for bone beds.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1437 on: May 26, 2012, 05:14:33 pm »
Make a orthoclass mug.

WWUD if the king banned the production of alcohol.
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We just need to get Toady to embed a Lisp interpreter into DF.  Learning lambda calculus in order to play the game wouldn't make DF's learning curve much steeper.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1438 on: May 26, 2012, 06:51:47 pm »
Start a revolution, then get executed by the hammerer

WWUD if he became a husk?
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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1439 on: May 26, 2012, 07:26:04 pm »
Excact revenge.

What is he was a giant land swimming carp?
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute
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