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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649893 times)

Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1485 on: May 31, 2012, 10:42:51 pm »
Quote from: WaffleEggnog on May 31, 2012, 10:41:05 pm
Quote from: Devling on May 31, 2012, 10:35:09 pm
Urist would lay off the water, what kind of sponge talks?

WWUD if he fell into a coma.
*Urist cancils clean self, in coma*

WWUD if he depleted all the magma?

Dig deeper, cause the magma sea never runs out!


WWUD if he got to post the next response?
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WaffleEggnog

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1486 on: May 31, 2012, 10:46:37 pm »
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Dig deeper, cause the magma sea never runs out!


WWUD if he got to post the next response?

Throw a party because he realised that the magma sea never runs out!

WWUD if he died, came back as a zombie, get chopped into pieces then attacked his fort as hair and skin?
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Quote from: Tharwen on January 06, 2013, 12:07:35 am
WHEN POSSIBLE, I PREFER TO CONSUME YOUR FACE.

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1487 on: May 31, 2012, 11:19:06 pm »
Ignore his skin and just kill things with his reanimated beard.

What would UristMcMandate do if he discovered that his room's floor had mine-cart tracks carved into it?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1488 on: June 01, 2012, 06:29:58 am »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on May 31, 2012, 11:19:06 pm
Ignore his skin and just kill things with his reanimated beard.

What would UristMcMandate do if he discovered that his room's floor had mine-cart tracks carved into it?
Admire the fine ☼mine cart tracks☼ until slammed into a wall and dismembered by a speeding -lead mine cart-.

WWUD if you stepped on his pet cat?
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Quote from: Moogie on February 08, 2012, 06:23:42 am
Certainly you could argue that DF is a lot like The Sims, only... you know... with more vomit and decapitation.
Quote from: SuicideJunkie on May 02, 2012, 11:47:40 pm
If you launch a wooden mine cart towards the ocean at a sufficient speed, you can have your entire dwarf sail away in an ark.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1489 on: June 01, 2012, 10:06:06 am »
Quote from: Sus on June 01, 2012, 06:29:58 am
Admire the fine ☼mine cart tracks☼ until slammed into a wall and dismembered by a speeding -lead mine cart-.

WWUD if you stepped on his pet cat?
Tantrum and kill everyone elses cat

WWUD if 2012 happened?
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Quote from: Tharwen on January 06, 2013, 12:07:35 am
WHEN POSSIBLE, I PREFER TO CONSUME YOUR FACE.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1490 on: June 01, 2012, 10:20:11 am »
While woodcutting, the meteor would directly strike him and the cave in dust would fling him into a wall, blowing him apart.

WWUD if he discovered "computers"?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1491 on: June 01, 2012, 12:16:12 pm »
He already has.

WWUD if he realized his mother was an elf.
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1492 on: June 01, 2012, 06:07:19 pm »
Hold a dwelf pride parade.

WWUD if he could extract the souls of creatures and use them for crafting?
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adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1493 on: June 01, 2012, 06:50:44 pm »
have his world consumed by a Deep Fog


WWUD if he was a plushy with a special  hole on his bottom?
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Quote from: PTTG?? on November 01, 2012, 02:45:35 pm
Quote from: BradUffner on November 01, 2012, 02:38:04 pm
There are no words to describe my state of euphoria right now...
euphoric?

Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1494 on: June 01, 2012, 07:13:25 pm »
Strangle anybody that gets near him.

WWUD if he was a cute anime character?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1495 on: June 02, 2012, 01:36:14 am »
urist is best yangire.


WWUD if cool guy came to his fort?
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc)
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Quote from: BradUffner on November 01, 2012, 02:38:04 pm
There are no words to describe my state of euphoria right now...
euphoric?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1496 on: June 02, 2012, 07:11:09 pm »
Urist punches Cool Guy in the head, caving in the skull and tearing the brain.

WWUD if all water sources instead spawned with magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1497 on: June 03, 2012, 03:49:54 am »
MAGMARSGASM

WWUD If he was trown in dwarven chil care.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1498 on: June 03, 2012, 04:04:48 pm »
Quote from: vicwarrior on June 03, 2012, 03:49:54 am
MAGMARSGASM

WWUD If he was trown in dwarven chil care.

Drink the masterwork booze while the dogs tore his limbs off.

WWUD if he was on fire near a booze stockpile?
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Quote from: Toaster on March 30, 2013, 08:24:14 pm
Slog looks overjoyed at this revelation.
Slog is a barrel of endless dopamine.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1499 on: June 04, 2012, 06:41:45 am »
"Ach, m' booze 's evaporatin'! Th' bloody brewer can't make a good wine to save 'imself from the damn elves I'll be throwing 'im tUrist McFlammable has burnt to death.

WWUD if he encountered GIANT ENEMY SPONGES?
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Quote from: Clotifoth on October 08, 2011, 10:00:05 pm
Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.
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