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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649627 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1515 on: June 08, 2012, 12:42:45 pm »

Stuff all into a wooden cage and drop it into MAGMA

WWUD if he got onto this thread?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1516 on: June 08, 2012, 12:50:15 pm »

Be disgusted by what people are saying about him.
YOU JERKS!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1517 on: June 08, 2012, 12:53:15 pm »

He would complain about a bunch of stuff before throwing a tantrum and going stark raving mad.

WWUD if he turned into a pony?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1518 on: June 08, 2012, 12:54:08 pm »

Kill himself.

WWUD if he found himself in TF2?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1519 on: June 08, 2012, 12:56:33 pm »

He would slaughter everyone by crushing their skulls.

WWUD if
Urist McInsane has gone stark raving mad!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1520 on: June 08, 2012, 04:02:47 pm »

Grab a sword and kill the insane person.


WWUD if the insane person returned as a ghost to haunt Urist by giving him nightmares about him never getting socks ever again?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1521 on: June 08, 2012, 04:49:52 pm »

Grab a sword and kill the insane person.


WWUD if the insane person returned as a ghost to haunt Urist by giving him nightmares about him never getting socks ever again?
Get a fell mood and use the ghost as a reagent in making a very nice sock.

WWUD if he met Chuck Norris?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1522 on: June 08, 2012, 05:58:02 pm »

Throw a fisher berry...

The spinning fisher berry strikes Chuck Norris in the head, Ripping through the skull and tearing the brain!

WWUD If he had Chuck Norris's corpse?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1523 on: June 09, 2012, 12:13:43 am »

cut into bits, resurrect the bits, and take over the world, nudging anyone who stands in his way.

wwud if he was best friends with rainbow dash?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1524 on: June 09, 2012, 12:19:06 am »

cut into bits, resurrect the bits, and take over the world, nudging anyone who stands in his way.

wwud if he was best friends with rainbow dash?


"My little dwarfy! My little dwarfy! Come murder with meeeee!"


Wwud if he was the star of My Little Dwarf? MLD?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1525 on: June 09, 2012, 01:26:20 am »

Desecrate the corpses of the fallen and revel in the lamentations of their women.

WWUD if someone said WWJD? (What would Jesus do?)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1526 on: June 09, 2012, 01:28:09 am »

WWJD?


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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1527 on: June 09, 2012, 11:43:45 pm »

post this reply.


WWUD if he was the main character of triangle?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1528 on: June 10, 2012, 04:47:04 am »

Be very confused and attempt to locate triangles to impose his wrath upon.

WWUD if he discovered the RAW files and accidentally deleted the entry for facial hair in dwarf raws?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1529 on: June 10, 2012, 11:01:41 am »

Go stark raving mad, then try to edit the RAWS, check the wiki, fail, and go berserk.

WWUD if he was trapped by a cave-in with nothing but bad candy to consume?
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