Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 649523 times)

brainfreez · « **Reply #1950 on:** July 27, 2012, 10:43:11 am »

urist cancels pull the lever to close the main gate : too injured x359
"your fortress has sucumbed to invasion"

WWUD if elves stabed him in fifth toe left foot with alder spear?

Donuts · « **Reply #1951 on:** July 27, 2012, 12:30:54 pm »

Fall over and give in to pain.

WWUD if he was overrun by fluffy wamblers?

brainfreez · « **Reply #1952 on:** July 27, 2012, 01:06:34 pm »

"fluffy wambler steps on the urists head , jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain"

WWUD if a fluffy wambler killed elf?

crazysheep · « **Reply #1953 on:** July 27, 2012, 08:11:18 pm »

It would be named Elfslayer.

WWUD if his XXsockXX was burnt in magma?

Phlum · « **Reply #1954 on:** July 27, 2012, 08:54:29 pm »

Quote from: crazysheep on July 27, 2012, 08:11:18 pm

WWUD if his XXsockXX was burnt in magma?

He'd go insane for lacking footwear but in an anticlimax he would enter a meloncoli mood.

WWUD if he went bezerk instead?

Eric Blank · « **Reply #1955 on:** July 27, 2012, 10:34:00 pm »

Murder the first living thing he sees.

WWUD if the first thing he saw was a melon collie?

StreetPizza · « **Reply #1956 on:** July 28, 2012, 04:10:05 am »

Kill it, butcher it, and make some *Melon Collie roast*. Tastes surprisingly more like melon than collie.

WWUD if he could grow sweet melons in Dwarven underground farms?

Olith McHuman · « **Reply #1957 on:** July 28, 2012, 04:25:06 am »

Sweet melon booze.

WWUD if he discovered a plant that he couldn't make booze out of?

brainfreez · « **Reply #1958 on:** July 28, 2012, 04:45:10 am »

he would make booze out of the plant anyway.
"tasty booze! try it!" was the last words from urist.

WWUD if he had a huge drug plantation?

Cheesoburgor · « **Reply #1959 on:** July 28, 2012, 05:52:03 am »

He would brew them ''everything can be brewed''

WWUD if he had GCS pet

brainfreez · « **Reply #1960 on:** July 28, 2012, 06:44:57 am »

he would go to real circus dressed as a goblin , then his pet GCS would kill him , after the GCS had tasted dwarf blood it would go berserk and kill everyone.

WWUD if someone stole his !!XXpig tail sockXX!!?

bukitodinos · « **Reply #1961 on:** July 28, 2012, 09:13:52 am »

get another one

WWUD if he saw a !!GOPHER!!

brainfreez · « **Reply #1962 on:** July 28, 2012, 09:27:27 am »

complain about the lack of pants .

WWUD if he was a huge lobster twisted into humanoid form with 3 metre long tongue?

miauw62 · « **Reply #1963 on:** July 28, 2012, 09:37:13 am »

Not be urist and attack a fortress, smashing crossbows away trough fortifications with his tongue.

WWUD if the olympics were hosted in his fortress?

brainfreez · « **Reply #1964 on:** July 28, 2012, 10:01:42 am »

he would drop his pants and run around the stadium .

WWUD if he found "Olon Piepants , medium sized creature prone to great ambition!"

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