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[Dsarker]

Dig a tunnel from hell to heaven, kill the survivors.

WWUD if all the elves were dead?

[brainfreez]

create a statue from liquid maga with an engraving of all the elves screaming .

WWUD if elves became cool and dwarves became uncool ?

[Hectonkhyres]

create a statue from liquid maga with an engraving of all the elves screaming .

WWUD if elves became cool and dwarves became uncool ?

Burning dwarves would dance through the elven boreal forests sodomizing wildlife until the entire woodland is on fire. The low temperature elves impale themselves on icicles formed from their own tears to make the pain go away. Then the dwarves go observe a celebratory detonation of the booze stockpile.

WWUD if his beard was claimed by a tribe of miniature kobolds?

[Detahramet]

Hey would make jam, and offer the snackrifice to KodKod, Goddess of Kobold Jam

WWUD if elves were smart enough to use METAL weapons, armor, and arrows (never gonna happen), rather than their useless wooden sticks?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Nothing. The LoH don't have the mining labor activated, so he's fine.

What would Urist do if he was deciding how to program a dorfputer?

[IronTomato]

Decide how he could make it into a fully-automatic booze machine the fastest.

Then pull the damn lever.

WWUD If he accidentally caused a cave-in and killed his children?

[Hectonkhyres]

Nothing. The LoH don't have the mining labor activated, so he's fine.

What would Urist do if he was deciding how to program a dorfputer?

Create an infinitely recursive reality by simulating what we know as the real world. Cue existential crisis for us and a Fell Mood for Urist. He then makes a codpiece out of an elven diplomat.

WWUD If he accidentally caused a cave-in and killed his children?

Loot their pigtail socks and then throw them at the fortress's only blacksmith hard enough to leave gobbets ten tiles away. Also... what do you mean "accidentally"?

WWUD if elves monopolized all booze production in the world?

[Detahramet]

Urist and all dwarves would stop murdering every single incoming elven caravan out of respect for producing something remotely worthwhile, and instead develop an ICMC (Inter-Continental-Magma-Cannon) to wipe-out all elven booze production facilities to get rid of the competition. The dwarves would then go back to murdering every single incoming elven caravan now that they no longer offer anything of remote value


WWUD if suddenly Fluttershys. Alot of Fluttershys.

[Hectonkhyres]

WWUD if suddenly Fluttershys. Alot of Fluttershys.

Fluttershys are the new mermaid. BEGIN BONE-HARVESTING OPERATIONS IMMEDIATELY.

WWUD if Toady reworked Dwarf Fortress into a Dance Dance Revolution game?

[Detahramet]

Wait, i thought you couldn't butcher sentients like mermaids?

Also, i would probably lose ALOT of weight

WWUD Celestia, who controls the sun, was a megabeast and attacked the fortress

[Hectonkhyres]

Wait, i thought you couldn't butcher sentients like mermaids?

Read and have your faith restored.

WWUD Celestia, who controls the sun, was a megabeast and attacked the fortress

Colonize the sun just like he did with Hell.

WWUD if he fell into a mirror universe of Dwarf Fortress?

[Voyd211]

Same damn thing, except maybe he'd die a bit faster.

WWUD if he suddenly became a clown?

[Detahramet]

He would forcefeed elves "candy" crafts, until the linings of their stomachs exploded. He would then skin the elf corpse, use that skin to decorate the "circus", eat the meat of the elf, make the bones into toothpicks, use the toothpicks, use necromancy (that he wrote a book on) to revive the inedible cartilage and hair to chase after the living elves, and then repeating the process over again, keeping only a handful of female elves for his harem, and a handful of males to perpetuate the process. So there isn't much difference from when he was a dwarf.

WWUD if dragons had adamantine bones?

[Phlum]

He would forcefeed elves "candy" crafts, until the linings of their stomachs exploded. He would then skin the elf corpse, use that skin to decorate the "circus", eat the meat of the elf, make the bones into toothpicks, use the toothpicks, use necromancy (that he wrote a book on) to revive the inedible cartilage and hair to chase after the living elves, and then repeating the process over again, keeping only a handful of female elves for his harem, and a handful of males to perpetuate the process. So there isn't much difference from when he was a dwarf.

WWUD if dragons had adamantine bones?

Fail to preform the same to dragons.

WWUD if elves were acctualy badass evil masters of the forest that forced trees to mine and forge weapons?

[Sus]

Burn down the forests.

WWUD if he saw his parents killed right in front of him?