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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649550 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2610 on: September 29, 2012, 03:05:31 am »
Be crushed by a cave-in. Who got the idea to make the flask load bearing?

WWUD if he was standing in front of a white house with a boarded up door and a mailbox?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2611 on: September 29, 2012, 06:55:50 am »
It was Urist's; death, of course.

Nothing, he hasn't been given orders and dwarves won't grow crops to save themselves without orders.

What would Urist do if ordered to explore the colossal cave?
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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2612 on: September 29, 2012, 03:36:11 pm »
somehow manage to find a pool of water, and fish there for all eternity, guaranteeing his survival long after the fort is gone.


WWUD if he regenerated like a Time Lord(completely new appearance and personality, will regenerate when he is about to die,  a killing blow during regeneration is the only way to kill him)?
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IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2613 on: September 30, 2012, 12:22:10 pm »
Raid every last fortress for every single sock and every ounce of booze.

What would Urist do if he was face to face with KodKod, goddess of kobold jam herself?
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xoseph

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2614 on: September 30, 2012, 04:01:20 pm »
Nothing.  He's On Break.

WWUD if it started raining human blood?
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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2615 on: September 30, 2012, 04:58:56 pm »
Nothing.

WWUD if he was Jesus of Nazareth?
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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2616 on: September 30, 2012, 04:59:38 pm »
Be crucified hammered for heresy against Armok.

WWUD if duel between him and Armok?
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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2617 on: September 30, 2012, 05:10:52 pm »
Quote from: Corai on September 30, 2012, 04:59:38 pm
Be crucified hammered for heresy against Armok.

WWUD if duel between him and Armok?
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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2618 on: September 30, 2012, 05:30:21 pm »
Quote from: Detahramet on September 30, 2012, 05:10:52 pm
Quote from: Corai on September 30, 2012, 04:59:38 pm
Be crucified hammered for heresy against Armok.

WWUD if duel between him and Armok?

Good god... I broke the thread...
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IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2619 on: September 30, 2012, 05:33:28 pm »
Quote from: Corai on September 30, 2012, 05:30:21 pm
Quote from: Detahramet on September 30, 2012, 05:10:52 pm
Quote from: Corai on September 30, 2012, 04:59:38 pm
Be crucified hammered for heresy against Armok.

WWUD if duel between him and Armok?

Good god... I broke the thread...
I don't know if I should rerail the thread again, or do something insanely dwarfy...
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2620 on: September 30, 2012, 05:37:46 pm »
Quote from: IronTomato on September 30, 2012, 05:33:28 pm
Quote from: Corai on September 30, 2012, 05:30:21 pm
Quote from: Detahramet on September 30, 2012, 05:10:52 pm
Quote from: Corai on September 30, 2012, 04:59:38 pm
Be crucified hammered for heresy against Armok.

WWUD if duel between him and Armok?

Good god... I broke the thread...
I don't know if I should rerail the thread again, or do something insanely dwarfy...

DROP ADAMANTINE WAFER FROM GRAET HEIGHT INTO POOL AND MARCH SOLDIERS THROUGH IT TO REPLACE SKIN WITH CANDY.


Armok approves +5
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IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2621 on: September 30, 2012, 05:41:34 pm »
Wrex adjusts his grip on the thread's throat!
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misko27

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2622 on: September 30, 2012, 05:51:17 pm »
On THAT Note:

WWUD if Drunk humans became Overseer of his fort?
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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2623 on: September 30, 2012, 06:09:14 pm »
Drunkfortress. Its a bloodlines fort that requires you to have a bit of blood in your alchohal stream.

WWUD if Elves weren't utter shit?
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misko27

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2624 on: September 30, 2012, 06:12:11 pm »
Quote from: Detahramet on September 30, 2012, 06:09:14 pm
Drunkfortress. Its a bloodlines fort that requires you to have a bit of blood in your alchohal stream.

WWUD if Elves weren't utter shit?
Fool, I know about drunk fortress, thats why I'm asking.
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