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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 647961 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2655 on: October 06, 2012, 09:05:45 pm »
"Ah well. Back to work."

Urist McDorf cancels Go Back to Work: Interrupted by Giant Sponge.
Urist McDorf has been struck down.

WWUD if suddenly very angry robots attacked?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2656 on: October 06, 2012, 09:41:19 pm »
Urist punches Robot in the head with her left hand, shattering the visor and breaking the left optic!
Robot punches Urist in the lower body with its right servo, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Urist kicks Robot in the chassis with her right foot, shattering the hull and breaking the primary pump.
Urist punches Robot in the head with her right hand, breaking the right optic and tearing apart the processor!
Robot has been struck down!

WWUD if she could regenerate?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2657 on: October 06, 2012, 09:55:09 pm »
Urist has transformed into a werebadger!

WWUD if she was a werebadger?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2658 on: October 06, 2012, 11:13:40 pm »
Nothing, because (were)Honey Badger don't give a shit!

WWUD if suddenly decadent monkey orgy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2659 on: October 06, 2012, 11:18:30 pm »
Urist McCannotunsee has been struck with melancholy!

WWUD if he has a human for a pet.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2660 on: October 06, 2012, 11:26:39 pm »
Realize that this is horribly wrong and set the poor human free.

WWUD if the human repaid him by making him king of the human civilization?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

I'm not your average Bay12er. I care about my drunken midgets.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2661 on: October 07, 2012, 01:19:11 am »
Become Cacame of the human civ.
That means being badass, not being an elf.

WWUD if there were computers
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2662 on: October 07, 2012, 01:31:48 am »
Quote from: Monk321654 on October 06, 2012, 11:26:39 pm
Realize that this is horribly wrong and set the poor human free.

BULLSHIT!
URIST IS NOT AN ELF!

Quote from: Objective on October 07, 2012, 01:19:11 am
Become Cacame of the human civ.
That means being badass, not being an elf.

WWUD if there were computers

There already are. They are powered by slavery and magma. As all dwarven computers should be.

WWUD if decadent elf orgy (they have alot of 'wood')
« Last Edit: October 07, 2012, 01:33:55 am by Detahramet »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2663 on: October 07, 2012, 03:34:21 am »
Chop the 'wood' down.
WWUD if he was transformed into booze.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2664 on: October 07, 2012, 04:37:45 am »
More like WWUD if he wasn't.

WWUD if his wife turns out to be a Night Freak.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2665 on: October 07, 2012, 09:57:41 am »
Quote from: Detahramet on October 07, 2012, 01:31:48 am
Quote from: Monk321654 on October 06, 2012, 11:26:39 pm
Realize that this is horribly wrong and set the poor human free.

BULLSHIT!
URIST IS NOT AN ELF!
[ENTITY:MOUNTAIN]
   [CIV_CONTROLLABLE]
   [CREATURE:DWARF]
        ...
   [ETHIC:SLAVERY:PUNISH_CAPITAL]

Well, maybe not horrible, but defiantly illegal.
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

I'm not your average Bay12er. I care about my drunken midgets.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2666 on: October 07, 2012, 11:18:52 am »
Quote from: Objective on October 07, 2012, 04:37:45 am
More like WWUD if he wasn't.

WWUD if his wife turns out to be a Night Freak.

Well, he'd be a Night Freak Consort, so...nothing, except wonder how he didn't notice earlier.

What would Urist do if he wasn't transformed into booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2667 on: October 07, 2012, 07:31:03 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 07, 2012, 11:18:52 am
Quote from: Objective on October 07, 2012, 04:37:45 am
More like WWUD if he wasn't.

WWUD if his wife turns out to be a Night Freak.

Well, he'd be a Night Freak Consort, so...nothing, except wonder how he didn't notice earlier.

What would Urist do if he wasn't transformed into booze?

He wouldn't get cannibalized by the other dwarves.

What would Urist do if she became a 'Haunting Booze' Thrall?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2668 on: October 09, 2012, 05:30:30 am »
She would be mercilessly cannibalized.

WWUD if he meets Toady One
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2669 on: October 10, 2012, 09:06:27 am »
Ask if he's a male or she's a female. :P

WWUD if he immigrated to America?
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