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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649723 times)

Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2805 on: October 15, 2012, 02:06:48 am »
Wall off the fortress. With all the necromancers inside. And herself outside. Then she would walk away smiling, only to run into a giant badger pyromancer/thrall.

What would Urist do if elves could conjure booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2806 on: October 15, 2012, 02:08:32 am »
Do the same thing that Gwindor would do if dwarves could conjure wood.

WWUD if he was a deity.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2807 on: October 15, 2012, 07:18:45 am »
Curse elven bonecrafters into Werebeavers for their audacity.  (I know what those elves are thinking,' I'm an elf, so other elves will like me.  And, I'm a bonecrafter, and all the humies will see how badass I am!  Everybody will like me!"  ENNHT, wrong)

WWUD if all alcohol was diluted with one part red bull and one part coffee?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2808 on: October 15, 2012, 07:26:00 am »
Urist cancels Go Insane: Too productive.

WWUD with a minigun?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2809 on: October 15, 2012, 07:27:37 am »
Melt the individual boolets for infinite metal.

WWUD if he was a b12 forum member, but not one who actually exists?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2810 on: October 15, 2012, 12:41:52 pm »
Catten McReddituser: How should I get rid of this spider in my house?

Urist McAnswerer: Magma.

WWUD with mind control?
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Darvi

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2811 on: October 15, 2012, 12:45:45 pm »
It's called Dwarf Fortress.

WWUD if he had 1337 ninja skillz?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2812 on: October 15, 2012, 02:27:54 pm »
Turn it into 1337 pirate skillz to combat against ninja elves. (I still view elves as ninjas)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2813 on: October 15, 2012, 02:38:11 pm »
We got overpopulation over here!

WWUD if he found a Lagann unit?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2814 on: October 15, 2012, 06:14:25 pm »
Quote from: Objective on October 15, 2012, 02:27:54 pm
Turn it into 1337 pirate skillz to combat against ninja elves. (I still view elves as ninjas)
*brofist*

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WWUD if he was literally a beard on legs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2815 on: October 15, 2012, 06:37:23 pm »
He is. Nothing new.

WWUD if why not Zoidberg?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2816 on: October 15, 2012, 07:00:33 pm »
Urist was interrupted by spawn of Cthulhu

WWUD if the dining hall was suddenly magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2817 on: October 15, 2012, 07:28:47 pm »
Comment on the legendary dining room, and completely forget all his sorrows, including how he is currently dying

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2818 on: October 15, 2012, 07:29:55 pm »
Be defeated by a Dwarf in World-Gen.

WWUD If confronted with super hero Dwarves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2819 on: October 15, 2012, 07:46:22 pm »
Convince them that he is also a superhero, and where a bazillion shields to create... Nearly... Invincible? Dwarf Dude... !?!

WWUD in order to survive a husk-apocalypse?
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