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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649671 times)

Urist Mcfortwrecker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4665 on: June 08, 2013, 12:40:50 pm »
throw a bronze collosus at them.

WWUD if a megabeast army formed and was headed toward the fort?
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Kolnukbyne

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4666 on: June 08, 2013, 09:04:52 pm »
Strike the earth. Strike the Candy. Strike the run the hell away and watch.

WWUD if Thrips men appeared and tried to trade with the fortress?
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ITHEURIST

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4667 on: June 10, 2013, 02:56:08 pm »
Quote from: Kolnukbyne on June 08, 2013, 09:04:52 pm
Strike the earth. Strike the Candy. Strike the run the hell away and watch.

WWUD if Thrips men appeared and tried to trade with the fortress?
Let them unload the goods then take them prisoner and pee on the much needed supplies.

What would a Urist do if he was locked in a cage with a dragon...
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WoobMonkey- I hereby swear to uphold the true spirit of Dwarven Nobility: bitching, demanding, and being distracted by kittens, doors, and well-made cage traps.

Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4668 on: June 10, 2013, 04:40:40 pm »
Pass the time with a game of "I Spy" with the dragon while Urist waits to be let out of the trans-dimensional stasis dwarves call a cage.

WWUD if he got thirsty while caged with the dragon?
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4669 on: June 10, 2013, 04:44:52 pm »
Use dragonfire to heat up water, then brew booze out of his socks.

WWUD if +Pig Tail Sock+ Whiskey has the same value modifier as Sunshine?
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flame99

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4670 on: June 10, 2013, 06:32:12 pm »
Drink it and sell the Dwarvern Wine to the traders.

WWUD if he had to kill a BC without any armor, weapons, or fluffy wamblers?
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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4671 on: June 10, 2013, 10:47:37 pm »
Become pudding.

WWUD if he was made of bronze?
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Kolnukbyne

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4672 on: June 11, 2013, 12:31:29 am »
Accidentally be designated as a statue garden.

WWUD if he could punch Armok in the face?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4673 on: June 11, 2013, 01:32:15 am »
In a rare moment of sanity, decide that doing so would be a very bad idea.

WWUD if an army of cats sieged the fort?
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Chimpanzee

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4674 on: June 11, 2013, 05:05:11 am »
Adopt one of them, come to hug it then get mobbed to death.

WWUD if a hostile dwarven civilization sieged the fort?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4675 on: June 11, 2013, 09:30:13 am »
Pull the lever, collapsing the obsidian skyroof covering the whole surface of the map. The invading dwarves let trillions of cats out of the cage they brought. There are no survivors.

WWUD if cats increased FPS instead of draining it, but other things still reduced it?
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Urist Mcfortwrecker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4676 on: June 11, 2013, 09:49:59 am »
allow a thermonuclear catsplosion, to free up enough FPS to make a mist generator for the entire map

WWUD if he was deconstructing a floor
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Mrhappyface

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4677 on: June 11, 2013, 10:11:48 pm »
Reenact Space Station 13 and throw the tiles at clowns.
WWUD if he became a higher being like Dr. Manhattan?
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Fien

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4678 on: June 12, 2013, 06:48:53 pm »
Exactly what we're doing, but for real.

How much wood could a wood Urist chuck if a wood Urist could chuck wood?
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Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4679 on: June 12, 2013, 06:59:16 pm »
One, until hauling multiple items is implemented.

If the wood Urist had a minecart, how much wood would he chuck?
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