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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 647941 times)

itisnotlogical

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5130 on: October 17, 2013, 05:03:31 am »

The spinning rubble strikes the !!magma bender!! in the third eye, crushing the pathway and blocking his chi!

The !!magma bender!! prepares to strike!

The !!magma bender!!'s head explodes!

The magma bender has been struck down.

EDIT: WWUD if he were the magma-bending Avatar?
« Last Edit: October 17, 2013, 05:06:20 am by itisnotlogical »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5131 on: October 17, 2013, 08:41:35 pm »

Melt.

WWUD if he was magma proof? and could swim easily?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5132 on: October 17, 2013, 08:47:37 pm »

Get stuck whenever he lands in the magma, because he thinks he can't path through it.

WWUD if his dad was stuck in the magma and he wanted to talk to him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5133 on: October 18, 2013, 06:37:15 am »

Jump in.

WWUD if elven raiders ride giant eagles and used wooden machine guns with Adamantine bullets?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5134 on: October 18, 2013, 09:12:25 am »

Activate the orbital magma cannon! No mercy! No escape!

WWUD if an army of slimes invaded the fortress?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5135 on: October 18, 2013, 09:14:19 am »

Activate the orbital magma cannon! No mercy! No escape!
WWUD If there was a fly problem (Like, a really really bad one) in the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5136 on: October 18, 2013, 09:15:04 am »

?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5137 on: October 18, 2013, 09:20:39 am »

That was my answer to your WWUD. I thought it'd be funny.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5138 on: October 18, 2013, 10:42:15 am »

Oh. i thought you couldn't see my WWUD question or something.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5139 on: October 18, 2013, 06:05:39 pm »

Activate the orbital magma cannon! No mercy! No escape!
WWUD If there was a fly problem (Like, a really really bad one) in the fort?
Activate the orbital magma cannon! No mercy! No escape!


WWUD If the Orbital magma cannon could not be activated, and there was plenty of mercy, as well as escape?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5140 on: October 18, 2013, 06:35:54 pm »

Activate the orbital magma cannon! No mercy! No escape!
WWUD If there was a fly problem (Like, a really really bad one) in the fort?
Activate the orbital magma cannon! No mercy! No escape!


WWUD If the Orbital magma cannon could not be activated, and there was plenty of mercy, as well as escape?
Can nobody see the second half of my post?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5141 on: October 18, 2013, 06:37:54 pm »

They can see it, they're just intentionally quoting only the top half of your post to joke that magma solves everything in dwarf fortress.

Edit: On topic

WWUD If the Orbital magma cannon could not be activated, and there was plenty of mercy, as well as escape?
Activate thermo-nuclear catsplosion.

WWUD if he encountered something that could not be weaponized?
« Last Edit: October 18, 2013, 06:42:31 pm by LegendaryWoodBurner »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5142 on: October 18, 2013, 10:17:12 pm »

Break reality until it consents and allows the thing in question to be weaponized.

WWUD if reality wasn't going to have any of that shit and fought back?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5143 on: October 18, 2013, 10:25:13 pm »

Go to the menu and create a new one

WWUD if there were no enemies to kill?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5144 on: October 19, 2013, 10:00:16 am »

Kill his friends.

WWUD if he had angel wings and could fly?
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