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[blazing glory]

Go through a midlife crisis, realizing he has wasted his entire life up to that point drinking inferior swill. Who knew a human could brew something so amazing?

WWUD if this inspired him into a fey mood, and he created an even better, even more outrageous alcoholic beverage?

Urist would take one mighty chug of the only brew made and choke on it and die with a smile on his face

WWUD in a different universe where his fey mood created the most horrible alcoholic beverage in the entire universe?

[Eric Blank]

Declare that whomever is dwarfy enough to drink the whole barrel, one mug at a time, shall be the new ruler of all dwarf kind.

WWUD if a dog won the right to rule?

[klefenz]

Start a revolution to replace the dog with a cat.

WWUD if the zerg invaded his world?

[hops]

Meh, just go back in his fortress. They're basically just space elves minus the intelligence.

WWUD if everyone in his world was immortal?

[blazing glory]

Meh, just go back in his fortress. They're basically just space elves minus the intelligence.

WWUD if everyone in his world was immortal?

then urist would be back to square one because some dwarf came up with a mobile atom smasher

WWUD if he had a mobile dwarven atom smasher?

[Eric Blank]

Smash his way through mountains, and all foolish enough to stand in his way!

WWUD if nobody showed up to his party?

[blazing glory]

Smash his way through mountains, and all foolish enough to stand in his way!

WWUD if nobody showed up to his party?

go on break like everyone else

WWUD if some nasty god called modder made a device that stops him from partying/having a break?

[klefenz]

Take revenge by making lots of carvings of this "modder" beign crushed by elephants

WWUD if an elephant caravan came to trade?

[IronTomato]

Seize goods, angering the elephants, who in turn step on Urist.

WWUD If he crafted a masterwork dwarven TARDIS?

[blazing glory]

Seize goods, angering the elephants, who in turn step on Urist.

WWUD If he crafted a masterwork dwarven TARDIS?

Fall into a parrallel universe where candy is useless and the only beer is near-beer.

WWUD if he saw a baby with candy?

[klefenz]

Take it away before the baby murders something with it, then the mother throws a tantrum.

WWUD if his hand was severed and replaced with a candy dagger?

[IBlameTheMagma]

Wrestle a goblin and latch firmly onto his right hand right thumb with the candy appendage and rip it off.

WWUD if bears on unicycles invaded?

[klefenz]

Steal the secret of vodka from them.

WWUD if goblins brought siege engines that could destroy drawbridgers and such?

[highmax28]

Steal the secret of vodka from them.

WWUD if goblins brought siege engines that could destroy drawbridgers and such?

Shrug and charge after the xxsockxx that is left behind from a dead comrade.

WWUD if the kobalds were huge hulking blighters that can rip a dwarf in half no problem but still did their theiving and whatnot?

[IBlameTheMagma]

Charge blindly anyway with his xX pig tail fiber sock Xx and attempt to beat the kobolds to death with it. Resulting in quite an unfortunate end for poor Urist.

WWUD if he discovered the secret of making gunpowder?