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[TD1]

Be clean. A terrible state of affairs, is it not?

WWUD if his flesh were made of the last soap in the universe? And all the Peoples of the earth are slowly succumbing to infection....

[TheDarkStar]

Be clean. A terrible state of affairs, is it not?

WWUD if his flesh were made of the last soap in the universe? And all the Peoples of the earth are slowly succumbing to infection....

Laugh manically as they all died.

WWUD if all the fish died and only giant sponges were left?

[blazing glory]

Atom smash all the sponges and eat the bits that got splattered all over the place.

WWUD if he had to eat bits of sponge?

[klefenz]

Get his innards really clean. Preferably consume with soap.

WWUD there were dishes and he had to wash them?

[blazing glory]

Get his innards really clean. Preferably consume with soap.

WWUD there were dishes and he had to wash them?

Go on a brave quest to try and sneak said dishes under a giant sponge

WWUD if the giant sponge spotted him trying to sneak dishes under it?

[Baffler]

Bathe them in magma. They are made of gabbro, after all.

WWUD if he had to unclog the ‼Dishwasher‼

Edit: You sneaky ninja.

[blazing glory]

Bathe them in magma. They are made of gabbro, after all.

WWUD if he had to unclog the ‼Dishwasher‼

Edit: You sneaky ninja.

nope,wrong answer,urist was not a sneaky ninja coz the giant sponge spotted him

[IBlameTheMagma]

WWUD if he realized he was in a fantasy world simulation game where magma is king, and the players gods where sadistic and devised new and awesome terrible ways to mutilate the creatures of the world?

[Blastbeard]

Find a way to get on the starting seven list for every first fort in every new world.
...Wait, what? Oh good lord.

WWUD if he woke up one month to find that the beautiful ASCII graphics of his world had been replaced by horrendous 1980s anime drawings?

[IBlameTheMagma]

Shed a tear like the crying indian. Then use magma to flood the world until the tile set is replaced with nothing but magma. Then declare that the next one who comes from japan to modify the game better be adding fucking dwarven mecha to fight forgotten beasts.

WWUD if he discovered the creatures of H.P Lovecraft and found out that Cthulhu was sleeping in the beach water next to his fort.

[highmax28]

Shed a tear like the crying indian. Then use magma to flood the world until the tile set is replaced with nothing but magma. Then declare that the next one who comes from japan to modify the game better be adding fucking dwarven mecha to fight forgotten beasts.

WWUD if he discovered the creatures of H.P Lovecraft and found out that Cthulhu was sleeping in the beach water next to his fort.

Wake it up after surrounding him (it?) with giant sponges.

WWUD if he ended up in the innsmouth girls locker room?

[IBlameTheMagma]

Hit on the sexy lookin elf chick only for her to turn around rip her face off showing a maw of teeth and tentacles, and then being consumed by the ensuing FUN. 

WWUD if he dug down so deep he discovered Moria?

[Blastbeard]

"Hi ho hi ho, a digging we will g-BALROG!!"

WWUD if he realizes he doesn't have a girlfriend, AND THE PROM'S TOMORROW!?!

[IBlameTheMagma]

Force his friend Urist McCheesemaker to shave his beard and go with him. Not like anyone can tell the difference.


WWUD if he dug a hole straight through the world, past the caverns, past the magma sea, past the HFS, and discovered China?

[Blastbeard]

If southern China, give them all the cats. ALL OF THEM.
If northern China, build a Greater Wall.

WWUD if he embarked on a fort and some genius sick son of a keaman paired him up with a kobold, a goblin, an elf, a human, A taller stronger goblin calling itself an orc, and a smart human shorter than Urist calling itself a gnome?