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[blazing glory]

He is Urist, and 'tis but a scratch! He'll bite your legs off! Now you know why you fear the Black Knight!

WWUD if he found the holy Grail at the top of Glastonbury Tor. At the top of the Necromancer tower there!

We still in monty python and the holy grail? 

No, just the Grail. Though the answer is up to you. This is Glastonbury Tor (Tor means hill)
http://www.themysteryexperience.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/glastonbury.jpg

ok... Urist grabbed the grail but just as urist was leaving the tower a lone zombie swings at him,being as mighty as urist was he dodged the blow...and went tumbling down the hill breaking every bone on the way,then at the bottom a honey badger entered a rage and killed urist

WWUD if he was a imigrant to a curiosly named fortress called boatmurdered

[pisskop]

kill every dwarf and animal (except one kitten) by tricking them into elephants and build a fort by herself.


wwud if cats could talk?

[blazing glory]

kill every dwarf and animal (except one kitten) by tricking them into elephants and build a fort by herself.


wwud if cats could talk?

Try to control the streets of tantruming cat's because pussy cat's family has been slain 100x

WWUD if his cat was to be butchered?

[Remuthra]

URIST ANGRY!

WWUD if URIST ANGRY!

[blazing glory]

URIST ANGRY!

WWUD if URIST ANGRY!

urist has been miserable lately,he recived a beating recently his cat died lately...

WWUD if he was to admidister a beating on himself?

[highmax28]

Urist the hammerer hits himself in the face with a silver hammer, shattering the skull and tearing apart the brain!
Urist cancels issue beating: unconcious.
Urist the Hammerer has been found dead: suicide(?)

WWUD if he lived breaking his skull and ripping his brain apart?

[blazing glory]

Urist the hammerer hits himself in the face with a silver hammer, shattering the skull and tearing apart the brain!
Urist cancels issue beating: unconcious.
Urist the Hammerer has been found dead: suicide(?)

WWUD if he lived breaking his skull and ripping his brain apart?

Uristmchammer cancels hammer dwarf:too stupid stupider then usual anyway!

WWUD if Urist survived until 7 March 3050? (bonus points to the person who realizes the reference)

[blazing glory]

Urist the hammerer hits himself in the face with a silver hammer, shattering the skull and tearing apart the brain!
Urist cancels issue beating: unconcious.
Urist the Hammerer has been found dead: suicide(?)

WWUD if he lived breaking his skull and ripping his brain apart?

Uristmchammer cancels hammer dwarf:too stupid stupider then usual anyway!

WWUD if Urist survived until 7 March 3050? (bonus points to the person who realizes the reference)

Okay no one realized the reference, the 7th of march 3050 is the year the Clans invaded the inner sphere,in the battletech universe.

WWUD if thread was starting to die?

[Lagslayer]

Surgically remove all of it's organs and other fleshy bits, rendering it nigh immortal.

WWUD with a barrel full of mexican jumping beans?

[Nasikabatrachus]

Surgically remove all of it's organs and other fleshy bits, rendering it nigh immortal.

WWUD with a barrel full of mexican jumping beans?

Wall it in a 1x1 room with a pressure plate linked to a bridge raising and lowering over the path of a dwarf tasked to station on another pressure plate hooked up to a signal inverter which prevents a minecart loaded with adamantine giant serrated discs from going down a 50 z-level ramp and shotgunning a bronze colossus modded to release a syndrome-bearing gas upon death which spreads through entire fort maps in order to cause the third finger, left hand of every dwarf to rot away, thus disallowing the creation of bumblebee mead which has also been modded to require the use of the third finger, left hand to create, the absence of which will slowly drive the unhappy king to throw a tantrum and punch the mayor and cause a loyalty cascade which will kill that oaf Bomrek who will not stop engraving masterwork images of cheese on the walls of the fort's main entrance. I mean, really—cheese? CHEESE?

WWUD if he had to mine sylvcoin, a cryptocurrency only accepted by elves?

[Eric Blank]

Design a sylvcoin-flinging automated crossbow and force the elves to take their currency in a manner in which they did not initially anticipate. Which also results in death.

WWUD if currency suddenly had no value whatsoever?

[Lielac]

Shrug and continue buying out caravans with a single ☼forgotten beast meat roast☼.

WWUD if his wife and 16 children all died in a series of minecart accidents?

[blazing glory]

Shrug and continue buying out caravans with a single ☼forgotten beast meat roast☼.

WWUD if his wife and 16 children all died in a series of minecart accidents?

Urist doesn't care about anything anymore because he was riding the minecart at the time

what would urist's wife do if her husband had gone crazy and was riding a minecart toward her and her children?

[IronTomato]

Dodge off the ridge, into the magma sea.

WWUD if the fortress didn't have the heart to kill cats?

[IcyTea31]

Start causing Unfortunate Accidents to the cats. This, however, is too slow of a way to exterminate them and the fort falls to a catsplosion.

WWUD if an Unfortunate Accident was heading his way?