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[Tawa]

*Urist McVictim cancels Physical Harassment: Job item lost or misplaced.

WWUD if he woke one day as an elf?

[Eric Blank]

Be stricken by melancholy and hurl themselves into the nearest fiery pit of doom.

Wwud if the queen wanted him to trap a bronze colossus.

[kibaseviltwin]

*Urist McVictim cancels Physical Harassment: Job item lost or misplaced.

WWUD if he woke one day as an elf?

Urist would use his knowledge of his dwarven ancest to grow a beard the liquidize it in to alcohol that turns other being into dwarves and offer it to the elves and thier nature overlords.

WWUD if elves could grow candy on trees for not cutting them down.

[Xanmyral]

Wwud if the queen wanted him to trap a bronze colossus.

WWUD if elves could grow candy on trees for not cutting them down.

Urist would trick the elves into capturing the bronze colossus thanks to skullduggery and selective deforestation. Once the elves trap the bronze colossus in a candy cage, trade for the both of them with a really, really nice mug.

WWUD if a loyal servant of her's gave her a bronze colossus in a candy cage, as she asked?

[mate888]

Urist Mc Queen has been ectastic lately. She recived a ridiculously hard-to-get present.
WWUD if he was crowned king of all dwarfs?

[Tawa]

Be robbed of his crown by kobolds.

WWUD if he was a kobold?

[mate888]

Be robbed of his crown by kobolds.

WWUD if he was a kobold?

He would use his knowledge of dwarven anatomy to make the kobolds know that dwarves have ridiculously thin skulls, then teaching themto figth, and go on a headpunch spree on the montuainhomes.
And then he would be crowned king of all kobolds and dwarves alike.
WWUD if he was the king of dwarves and kobolds? (ie kobold Cacame)

[Eric Blank]

Lead his people to glory as masters of all the world.

WWUD if the kobold king wanted him to lead an assault on the neighboring dwarven kingdom's mountainhomes?

[Tawa]

Urist wouldn't do so as the code stops him from warring with his own race.

WWUD if he was capable of modding DF (read: the world)?

[mate888]

The computer has been struck down!
WWUD if he/she found this topic?

[Tawa]

Take it as a personal obligation to fulfill all the things outlined in this thread.

WWUPAD (what would Urist pick and do) if he got ahold of either Pokemon Omega Ruby or Pokemon Alpha Sapphire? Assume they have come out by this point wherever Urist lives.

[mate888]

"Screw this, I'm gonna play KoboldQuest"
WWUD if kobolds begun throwing evil, disgusting and dangerous bugs at her/his face as a form of self-defense?

[klefenz]

Die because paper skull.

WWUD if he had The One Ring
(remember that the power of the ring is to increase any power the wearer had, not just make people invisible. in the case of hobbits they had racial stealth abilities and thats why all of of them became invisible, but the effect depends on the wearer)

[TheDarkStar]

Die because paper skull.

WWUD if he had The One Ring
(remember that the power of the ring is to increase any power the wearer had, not just make people invisible. in the case of hobbits they had racial stealth abilities and thats why all of of them became invisible, but the effect depends on the wearer)

In a human settlement:

!!!URIST THE BERSERK HAMMER LORD WITH MAGMA BREATH!!! HAS COME, RIDING ON A MIGHTY ADAMANTINE WAGON. NOW YOU KNOW WHY YOU FEAR THE DWARF.

WWUD if an elf got the One Ring?

[Eric Blank]

Be smothered in trees and yiffing animal-men.

WWUD if some idiot broke the one ring?