Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 649903 times)

Baffler · « **Reply #6960 on:** January 22, 2015, 09:59:21 am »

All the coffee plantation's militia are also in revolt, so she commissions a pair of bronze statues to be installed in the dining hall. Satisfied that their demands were met, the strikers return to work.

What would Urist McDabblingMechanic do if the voices in his head demanded he produce an analytical engine?

Badger Storm · « **Reply #6961 on:** January 22, 2015, 12:09:14 pm »

Complete it perfectly, then lapse into melancholy when he realizes it can't run Halo.

WWUD if the fort caught a werebeast/reptile man in a cage and had the blighter at their mercy?

endlessblaze · « **Reply #6962 on:** January 22, 2015, 01:29:25 pm »

Do what the overseer tells him to, meaning put it in a isolation room so it can be useful by makeing crafts and serve as a last resort soldier.

Wwud if the overseer said to do something else with it?

Badger Storm · « **Reply #6963 on:** January 22, 2015, 03:25:20 pm »

Do something so depraved I'd get thrown in jail just for typing it out

WWUD if she had a hankering for chocolate chip cookies?

endlessblaze · « **Reply #6964 on:** January 22, 2015, 04:26:41 pm »

be super awesome just so the overseer would appoint er to a noble position, then mandate said cookies.

wwud if he/she was super awesome.

Arcvasti · « **Reply #6965 on:** January 22, 2015, 07:07:13 pm »

Be drowned in dwarven syrup by a jealous member of the Fortress Guard.

What would Urist do if they were supposed to cook biscuits out of syrups and wine?

Tawa · « **Reply #6966 on:** January 22, 2015, 08:19:06 pm »

Congeal the wine and use syrup as sauce.

WWUD if DF randomly became a turn-based strategy game one day?

Quartz_Mace · « **Reply #6967 on:** January 22, 2015, 08:27:25 pm »

It's already (really small) turn-based. (Press . For turn-by turn movement in fortress mode)

WWUD if she used her baby as a shield and it died?

Arcvasti · « **Reply #6968 on:** January 22, 2015, 11:23:36 pm »

Urist McMilitiaMember has become enraged!!!!!!

or, just as likely:

Urist McMilitiaMember cancels store item in tomb: Interrupted by goblin x99

What would Urist McHammerer do if they were issued a slade warhammer?

Adragis · « **Reply #6969 on:** January 23, 2015, 02:26:56 am »

Use it in the blacksmith's shop.

WWUD if there were no trees?

UnicodingUnicorn · « **Reply #6970 on:** January 23, 2015, 04:27:19 am »

Find some other way to piss off the elves.

WWUD if the could someone explain thread died?

Adragis · « **Reply #6971 on:** January 23, 2015, 10:38:33 am »

New thread: Could someone explain what happened to the Could someone explain thread?

WWUD if he broke the fourth wall?

endlessblaze · « **Reply #6972 on:** January 23, 2015, 10:40:50 am »

Request more booze even if he has a surplus of 16 years

Uirst never has enough booze

WWud if uirst did have enough.

Badger Storm · « **Reply #6973 on:** January 23, 2015, 12:12:03 pm »

Sleep contentedly in the booze stockpile, oblivious to the approaching winged blob made out of fire.

WWUD if there were medicinal herbs available to treat injuries and syndromes?

Adragis · « **Reply #6974 on:** January 23, 2015, 01:20:51 pm »

Use them to make clothes.

WWUD if lungs were livers?

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