Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 649643 times)

Eric Blank · « **Reply #7080 on:** February 13, 2015, 02:49:01 pm »

Gods can manifest however they feel like; they lack gender of their own. Urist would beg armok for forgiveness for his lack of murdering everything.

Wwud if armok demanded reparations?

Lagslayer · « **Reply #7081 on:** February 13, 2015, 03:53:21 pm »

Dig underneath the nearest elven retreat and unleash some clowns.

WWUD if temperature was turned off?

endlessblaze · « **Reply #7082 on:** February 13, 2015, 05:04:24 pm »

Wade through magma.

What would urist do in NetHack?

Arcvasti · « **Reply #7083 on:** February 13, 2015, 09:15:04 pm »

Climb the stairs out and rig up a magma pump stack. Then flood the dungeons of doom with magma. Get killed by the Wizard of Yendor when he teleports up to the surface.

What would Urist do if they could teleport?

ArKFallen · « **Reply #7084 on:** February 13, 2015, 11:55:28 pm »

Quote from: Arcvasti on February 13, 2015, 09:15:04 pm

What would Urist do if they could teleport?

Urist cancels move: stuck in lead block wall.

WWUD if dwarves could breathe and path through liquids?

Dark One · « **Reply #7085 on:** February 14, 2015, 03:41:15 am »

Try to go through magma forgetting about its temperature, and melt down.

WWUD If dwarves could breathe and path through liquids, and were magma resistant?

UnicodingUnicorn · « **Reply #7086 on:** February 14, 2015, 03:54:25 am »

Drown the GCS they were pasturing.

WWUD if webbed?

Adragis · « **Reply #7087 on:** February 14, 2015, 04:01:09 am »

Fall asleep. Webs are very soft.

WWUD if he was forced to smoke weed everyday, 360 noscope and get rekt by MLGs?

Working Ogretime · « **Reply #7088 on:** February 14, 2015, 09:23:15 am »

Dwarf Urist McNoscope cancels job PWN N00BS: Eat Doritos

WWUD if the Illuminati attacked?

Adragis · « **Reply #7089 on:** February 14, 2015, 11:17:00 am »

Infiltrate their secret lizard base.

WWUD if no more overpowered sneaking?

Working Ogretime · « **Reply #7090 on:** February 14, 2015, 11:42:27 am »

Invent cardboard, make cardboard box, hide in cardboard box to sneak around

WWUD if he was sent to the year 2015 and was tasked with taking down ISIS?

Arcvasti · « **Reply #7091 on:** February 14, 2015, 01:33:09 pm »

Sacrifice a small town to Armok and have him and ISIS[Egyptian goddess] duke it out. Then be exsanguinated by the victor.

What would Urist do if they were tasked with making an artifact roast?

Adragis · « **Reply #7092 on:** February 14, 2015, 01:33:50 pm »

Make it out of iron.

NUTRITION

WWUD if nutrition was in DF?

endlessblaze · « **Reply #7093 on:** February 14, 2015, 01:43:21 pm »

eat more,

Wwud in if he was an elf in nethack? (just a reminder, elves have some of the best starting equipment)

Arcvasti · « **Reply #7094 on:** February 14, 2015, 01:50:57 pm »

Eat every enemy he kills, because Urist is pretty sure that's how elves work. Die from eating a rotten kobold corpse.

What would Urist do if sentients were butcherable?

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