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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 677739 times)

LordFreezer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7815 on: June 28, 2016, 07:44:21 pm »
Build a fortress made of the bones of hippies.

WWUD if his cat became a noble and demanded a slade bed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7816 on: June 28, 2016, 10:55:48 pm »
Quote from: LordFreezer on June 28, 2016, 07:44:21 pm
Build a fortress made of the bones of hippies.

WWUD if his cat became a noble and demanded a slade bed?
Arrange an unfortunate accident.  And make a featherwood hammer just for insurance.

WWUD if he just noticed that the dwarven mayor has been mayor of this fort for the past 348 years?  ("My family has voted for him for generations.  Wait a minute...")
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7817 on: June 28, 2016, 11:38:52 pm »
Quote from: Dirst on June 28, 2016, 10:55:48 pm
Quote from: LordFreezer on June 28, 2016, 07:44:21 pm
Build a fortress made of the bones of hippies.

WWUD if his cat became a noble and demanded a slade bed?
Arrange an unfortunate accident.  And make a featherwood hammer just for insurance.

WWUD if he just noticed that the dwarven mayor has been mayor of this fort for the past 348 years?  ("My family has voted for him for generations.  Wait a minute...")
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WWUD with a candlestick?
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LordFreezer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7818 on: June 29, 2016, 12:22:52 am »
Conduct a grizzly murder in the booze stockpile.

WWUD to his sibling if they were conjoined twins?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7819 on: June 29, 2016, 09:23:17 am »
Quote from: LordFreezer on June 29, 2016, 12:22:52 am
Conduct a grizzly murder in the booze stockpile.

WWUD to his sibling if they were conjoined twins?
Urist cancels not hurting sibling, Transforming. Urist has transformed into a Wereass!
WWUD for a pet unicorn, and dragon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7820 on: July 04, 2016, 12:29:42 pm »
Get impaled and burned to a crisp (The direct approach to catching said magical creatures is to be live bait).

WWUD with a large assortment of firearms?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7821 on: July 04, 2016, 03:35:05 pm »
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 04, 2016, 12:29:42 pm
WWUD with a large assortment of firearms?

Melt all of them and with the resulting alloy mint coins to load a minecart shotgun, of course.

WWUD if put in charge of the fortress' minecart system?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7822 on: July 04, 2016, 07:25:10 pm »
Oh my goodness.

The world is done for. Water Magma guns everywhere....

WWUD without minecarts?
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Quote from: Chiefwaffles on May 07, 2017, 08:21:49 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7823 on: July 05, 2016, 08:43:31 am »
Put wheelbarrows in wheelbarrows, filled with wheelbarrows filled with wheelbarrows that have wheelbarrows with rocks in them.

WWUD if he was in the Plane of Wheelbarrows?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7824 on: July 05, 2016, 08:48:27 am »
Take to the sky in his wheelbarrow plane, and drop wheelbarrow bombs on all the fortresses so that they would stop hauling stone so slowly.

WWUD if beer was liquid bread?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7825 on: July 05, 2016, 01:40:37 pm »
Quote from: IronTomato on July 05, 2016, 08:48:27 am
Take to the sky in his wheelbarrow plane, and drop wheelbarrow bombs on all the fortresses so that they would stop hauling stone so slowly.

WWUD if beer was liquid bread?
magma beer refineries, obviously
WWUD if the beer refinery(where they melt the bread) was about to be attacked by a dragon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7826 on: July 05, 2016, 02:31:47 pm »
Drink the beer and eat the bread, obviously. You can't get incinerated on an empty stomach!

WWUD on encountering a fire-breathing megabeast made out of beer?
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Quote from: Chiefwaffles on May 07, 2017, 08:21:49 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7827 on: July 05, 2016, 02:38:55 pm »
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 05, 2016, 02:31:47 pm
Drink the beer and eat the bread, obviously. You can't get incinerated on an empty stomach!

WWUD on encountering a fire-breathing megabeast made out of beer?
release the web-throwing FB made of pig tail socks named sockzilla.
WWUD if he was raymond burr?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7828 on: July 05, 2016, 03:57:48 pm »
Get liver cancer, try to cure it by removing his liver, and then drink like any normal day.

WWUD if he had nukes?
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Madman198237

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7829 on: July 05, 2016, 04:19:10 pm »
No more Urist.....

WWUD with a doomsday button?
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Quote from: Chiefwaffles on May 07, 2017, 08:21:49 pm
We shall make the highest quality of quality quantities of soldiers with quantities of quality.
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