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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 677738 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10665 on: May 12, 2023, 10:40:00 pm »
Finally die from incineration; yes, it can take that long if they survive the blood loss from the fat melting.

WWUD if he was stuck on the surface with his entire fortress, and everyone he knows, submerged in lava?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10666 on: May 13, 2023, 12:52:28 am »
He would Socialize!

WWUD if he got into an argument while socializing in the fort submerged in lava?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10667 on: May 13, 2023, 02:14:51 am »
He'd form a grudge against that dwarf.

WWUD after forming a grudge against another dwarf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10668 on: May 18, 2023, 12:38:13 am »
He'd feel unhappy he was forced to talk to somebody annoying lately.

WWUD if he was stung by bees?
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brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10669 on: May 18, 2023, 01:37:20 am »
He would start hating the nature and wish it all was converted into a huge mining pit.

WWUD to make his wish come true?
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10670 on: May 18, 2023, 02:12:59 am »
Strike the earth!

WWUD after striking the earth?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10671 on: May 18, 2023, 02:14:31 am »
Continue to strike the earth until he made a large pit.

WWUD now that he has a large pit dug into the earth?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10672 on: May 18, 2023, 07:36:33 pm »
Urist would fill it up to the brim with his favorite liquid.

What would Urist’s favorite liquid, that he’d fill up the pit with, be?
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10673 on: May 18, 2023, 07:48:14 pm »
!!Booze!!

WWUD with a pit of !!booze!!?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10674 on: May 19, 2023, 11:44:51 am »
Quote from: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 18, 2023, 07:48:14 pm
!!Booze!!

WWUD with a pit of !!booze!!?

He'd get tired of drinking the same old booze.

WWUD if he was trapped in a 33x33 square room with two levers, where he is equidistant to both, and both of the levers have the pull lever now ! order assigned?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10675 on: May 19, 2023, 11:46:48 am »
Urist cancels Think: Too insane.
Urist cancels Pull Lever: Too insane.
Urist has gone stark raving mad!

WWUD while trapped in the aforementioned room, stark raving mad?
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10676 on: May 19, 2023, 12:41:01 pm »
Given that he no longer cares about orders, he'd pull whichever lever has the higher overall value. Even in insanity, no true dwarf would ignore fine craftsdwarfship.

WWUD after pulling the lever and initiating the fortress self-destruction sequence, while still stark raving mad?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10677 on: May 19, 2023, 12:47:41 pm »
Urist would run around babbling until magma seeps into the room through the floor.
Urist is caught in a cloud of magma mist!

What would !!Urist!! do whilst on fire?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10678 on: May 19, 2023, 08:24:35 pm »
Slowly be incinerated, while complaining about choking on smoke, just like the last !!Urist!!

WW!!U!!D after finally dying in the heat?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10679 on: May 19, 2023, 09:03:55 pm »
Urist McIncinerated has risen and is haunting the fortress!

What would a new migrant Urist do upon spotting the deteriorated remains of the fortress, just before being haunted by Urist McIncinerated?
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