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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #945 on: December 01, 2012, 07:11:43 pm »

Beat back two German Ai's, destroying their base and won the game through points. I only had my HQ left in the end with no units. SKIN OF MY TEETH.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #946 on: December 02, 2012, 10:34:07 pm »

A Mycon Podship warps in above me and quickly fires off two plasma shots so I turn around and fly towards a nearby planet, gravity whipping around it in a magnificent U-Turn. I blast past the slow-moving plasma shots and the Podship itself before engaging my engines. As the Podship ponderously turns around to face it (its gun being pointed at me as I make my attack) I give its backside the licking of a lifetime and bump the Podship into the path of its own plasma shots, doing grievous harm in the process. The damage is great enough for the Mycon to be finished off with a burst of anti-matter and a spectactular explosion.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #947 on: December 02, 2012, 11:13:18 pm »

Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion

My homeworld system is invulnerable. Two starbases and countless lesser defenses ring the approach to all five of my planets. A novalith cannon on autofire is hidden behind my capital world. A gargantuan fleet razes an enemy homeworld, then returns to my system to meet up with the relief fleet. The relief fleet is about sixty frigates, forty or so cruiser/battlecruiser of various types, and three more capital ships. My ally drops our peace treaty at this point.
Novalith, target the 'former allied' capital.
Fleet, make for their system.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #948 on: December 02, 2012, 11:24:30 pm »

I managed to get the VTOL warship in black ops II, I preceded to roll over the entire other team for 3 minutes straight. Not a single one of them could figure out where my guy was controlling the warship from, because I was prone inside that below deck tunnel on the "HIJACKED" boat map, where no one ever goes except me apparently.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #949 on: December 03, 2012, 05:35:36 am »

Oh my Jah...  my regent, aunt and the heir to my throne... tried to murder me.  I could not do anything to her, so I thought I'd give her a duchy I was going to give away anyways.  She still tried to murder me.  5 times in total.  I survived and she is going to have a long time out, up till when I come of age...

As for how my current protege became boss?  Her mother was brained fighting against the Irish... and died soon after.  I'll have to finish putting the Irish to heel when my protege comes of age...
My Guardian just saved me from a life of Gluttony.  Huzzah
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #950 on: December 03, 2012, 11:09:31 am »

Went 18-2 with Teemo. 

Got a quadrakill with shrooms alone ^_^


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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #951 on: December 03, 2012, 04:41:02 pm »

Dominating the whole of the enemy team as demoknight on 2fort in TF2
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #952 on: December 03, 2012, 10:01:05 pm »

I bogged down the french in my mountains so hard as Savoy that, even though they occupied two of my provinces, and even though Genoa declared on me, they asked for White Peace. I had wiped out maybe... 1/2 of their army.

Turns out, I hurt them so badly that Aragon declared war on them, joining in Castille and Portugal. Serves them right. They also had what I'd guess is White Peace with England, who joined me in (defensive guarantee).

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #953 on: December 04, 2012, 02:31:08 am »

Lord Evecek practices 'Zen and the art of hiding behind your shield while enemies kill themselves for the pleasure of your patron god.'

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #954 on: December 05, 2012, 11:37:38 pm »

not an ownage moment sadly: just wanting to say I downloaded "Free Orion" and it is just about everything I was looking for :D I love 4x Space games and can see similarities between this and Galactic Civilizations (which I think was initially modeled after MOO) :D

Oh, no, slight ownage moment with Free Orion. I teched up a bit to use the Plasma Cannon IIs and went on a romp destroying the Yellow "Cooperative" AI. This is my first game of it still so just doing 10 systems outside my own and it is going nicely. Not much development going on currently since it is such a small map with only a few decent planets. I have all of the asteroid belts in the game covered with outposts and set them up as mining operations. Getting one shield laden behemoth (Large hull, 2x PC2s + Shields) per two turns. I think this is about the best I can do without doing a focus towards industry on every single planet. Roflstomping the yellows... good times ^_^
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #955 on: December 05, 2012, 11:40:59 pm »

It gets even better if you have the Xenoarcheology tech and come across a planet with ruins. All sorts of goodies.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #956 on: December 06, 2012, 12:41:51 am »

When I started my kingdom these bastards began raiding my villages. I got only infantry and crossbowmen, but it was enough for me. Forests and mountains negated the benefit of mounted units and all I had to do is to order my archers to claim a hill and ride around it picking survivors with my pike. In short period of time I destroyed from 10 to 15 incoming armies of 60-180 men with my 80-130 army.
I also took a castle!

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #957 on: December 06, 2012, 03:49:34 am »

@Vorthon: I play 4x games exceedingly slowly I think. I am nowhere near Xenoarchaeology I think. I played about 3 hours to get to the roflstomping point that I am now and that's with just 10 systems outside my home system. I need to play a little more of it, or start up on another game of it with more systems since what I have now is just rather embarrassing. Aside from rolling over everyone (I can place about 2-5x ships (gun/defensive stength per system per AI ATM), I'm not sure what else I can accomplish. Should prolly read up on caveats of the game though so I don't start up a 100-ish system game and end up on the losing side too quickly hehe.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #958 on: December 06, 2012, 06:07:11 am »

Well.

First, my burgeoning Empire of Reudh was under economic threat by virtue of having nowhere to expand to until we learnt how to sail, so I checked who was easiest to beat. We settled for the Roman Empire.

I enlisted Hatshepsut and her Egyptian soldiers to help me soften up some of Caesar's towns, so I could swoop in with my larger army. We took first Ravenna, then Arretium, then Pisae-  poised to crush Rome, Hatshepsut swooped in with eight troops and captured it for herself while I was still sending troops into position.

No problem. She'll get hers eventually. Egypt will fall one day.

Alright, so then out of nowhere Genghis Khan and the Mongolian Empire declare war on me. I checked why, and it was over the fact that I had refused to cancel my deal with my Best Friend Forever, Russia. Blimey.

Army moves swiftly to take the mongolian towns to the west, of Turfan, Old Sarai and Karakorum. Left with one town, he had the temerity to ask for one of his towns back in a peace mission. Nope. I requested gold and he gave it. I crushed him anyway.

Took out his last catapult and captured the last Mongolian city on the planet. So ends Mongolia.

So we were all hunky-dory for the next coupla hundred years. Russians didn't like that I destroyed Mongolia, but all the other bonuses to happiness from our long trade agreement, our friendliness to each other, our open borders and evvythang evened that out.

Out of nowhere, Montezuma declares war on me, kills an obsolete chariot, then sues for peace after two of his units die attacking Karakorum. For his trouble, I refuse to allow peace. I have learnt how to sail now, and take all of Montezuma's towns but his last. He sues for peace again. He allows me to take his last town for a resource (deer, I think). His only units left are two warriors outside his town on the new continent, Xochicalco.


I learn Police State. Excellent. (-25% war weariness, produce new military units 50% faster, high upkeep). Swiftly swap to Police State. Catherine of Russia requests help against China. I agree. I capture Beijing and one other, Russia captures Shanghai. Mao sues for peace. I agree. Russia agrees. They have three cities left, two in the New World and one small one on a tiny island. We leave them for now.

My empire spans nearly an continent. We split the Egyptian empire in half through the middle by two of my towns (Moran and Elkazar), crippling their supply lines.

France, to my south and west, requests aid against the Egyptians. Not yet, King Louis. He gets all huffy. He's an advanced civ, with very little space. I surround him on all sides and he has only one port town. He has very rich resources, so he can play with the big boys and girls.

An Incan revolt takes place in one of the captured Aztec cities. Not good. Start amping up culture there.

Not good enough. A german revolt takes place a turn later, and the city joins Germany under Frederick.

I talk to Frederick. Say "Hey, declare war on everyone on earth except me and Catherine and Louis." He does so. Pisses off Japan enough that they declare war on me. However, as they haven't got anything better than caravels as their warships (I have Transport and Carriers by this stage) they're no threat. They're also unable to reach me overland as they are cordoned off by the German Empire.
Besides trifling occasional encounters between japanese caravels and my heavily armed ships, the war is uneventful.

Mao declares war on us again. Dumb dude. The Empire of Reudh crushes two of his three remaining towns, razing both as they are strategically unimportant. He begs for peace. I take his remaining money, leaving him with Kaifeng, the island city that cannot grow because of no resources.

France becomes peaceful with Egypt. Ten turns later, Egypt declares war on them again. I cancel Open Borders with Egypt, completely blocking their overland war effort, while France is allowed to cross my country. Egypt is forced onto the defensive. I take 500 gold from France for the privilege, which they don't like. Still, the aid I've given them softens that negative blow to relations.

I declare war on the Aztecs again, airlifting two tanks to Xochicalco to take out their two warriors (now upgraded to grenadiers). Aztecs are now extinct.

France begins to stop sending troops, as they take heavy losses from the well defended egyptian cities. I begin positioning troops at my border. Ten artillery, six tanks and about ten marines are stationed in Elkazar, poised to invade Memphis. Four battleships sit just outside the waters of Thebes. Four more are waiting near Rome. An aircraft carrier has four bombers near Heliopolis.

France stops their war effort, but are still in a state of war. Once my troops are in place, and I have Elkazar, Moran, Ranfort, Vortsooth, The Twelfth Bay and Variegation producing a goodly amount more troops, I declare war, and negotiate peace between France and Egypt. France agrees. They didn't get anything out of it anyway.

I start blowing the smithereens out of their city defenses. My tanks and gunships soften up roaming troops. Memphis falls after two turns. Rome falls after one more. Heliopolis' defenses are toasted. Thebes cannot mount a defense. I capture Heliopolis and Thebes a coupla turns later, destroying Egypt's presence on this continent. (They still have a town, Giza, on a largish island south of the Twelfth Bay, and another south of Beijing, Byblos.)

A russian revolt takes place in Beijing. Crap. Their cultural presence has overwhelmed Beijing and the other town. I move my troops out of the two towns to prevent them revolting. I order both Beijing and the other town to stop producing anything but culture, and eventually we force the borders back with music and happiness.

Giza falls and is razed. Byblos is being sieged. Byblos is razed. The germans capture an Incan city near my captured town of Tenochtitlan, and I use the time where the captured city has no borders to get Tenochtitlan to produce culture, expanding my borders closer to the Incans. Germany also captures the japanese town of Satsuma.

There's thirty turns left, it's 2020, and the Reudh Empire spans a full two continents. I don't think I'll have time to take out either Germany or Russia, as they're both too powerful and will put up a long war. France is a good buddy, and has towns in the New World and too many friends. Japan is too far away (Transports will take ~15 turns to get there, and there's no guarantee I could capture all remaining japanese towns in the remaining turns.) and the Incans are too close to achieving cultural overwhelming of german border towns.

Tl;dr, WARMONGER IS BEST MONGER.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #959 on: December 06, 2012, 12:00:23 pm »

Just finished railroading the nords of all people with the jack-of-fuckalls the Vaegirs, seizing a town and three castles before finally, mostly to alieviate my trouble with keeping a steady cash influx since my merc payment and ironworks at Curaw only gets me a bout 1000 denars on average, I pledged my sword to King Yaroglek in hopes of getting the two castles and a town to fund my army (Having an army of elite shocktroops and mercenaries is expensive damn it!) And I think the marshal, Boyar Doru plans on invading our most powerful neighbor Swadia, or possibly the khergits to finish them off, since last time we fought them we did amazingly well, making me think khergits are glass cannons and suck ass on the defensive in fortresses and such without alot of archers.

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