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[MetalSlimeHunt]

Their designs aren't really similar. It's just the convergent need for a rapid cutting and scooping weapon. Orks have chain-weapons too, and I'm sure the Nids could grow an organic chainsaw. Only the poor, pathetic, useless Tau do not understand the glory of the chain.

You could also say the idea of the chainsaw is ultimately passed down from the Old Ones.

[LordPorkins]

Thats how i like to imagine the Old Ones. A bunch of geniuses running around with chainsaws.

[Rolan7]

You could also say the idea of the chainsaw is ultimately passed down from the Old Ones.

That's just stupid enough to be true...

[Egan_BW]

The great old ones made two great weapons: Orks, and chainsaws.

[LordPorkins]

I loved the way Emperor TTS depicted war hammer history. So hilarious, and so accurate

[My Name is Immaterial]

Found this Twitter account. Not a whole lot of content, but still good for a few laughs.

[sprinkled chariot]

Got to read shitty translation of master of mankind to russian with lots of cuts of and things translator did not know, how to translate left in english.

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Arkhane Land writes giant article how everyone calling his inventions land raider and landcrawler is absolutely wrong, and that they should be called LAND'S RAIDER and LAND'S CRAWLER, because calling them otherwise is copyright breaking.
Rides  antigravity LAND'S RAIDER with 360 field of fire quad volkite culverine.
Admires emperors iron logic, when emperor calls primarchs and custodes just tools for the plan
Claims that only complete retard would believe old terran legends, that monkey tail was for tree climbing, obviosly tail was for stinging everything with poison.

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Big E having flasbacks about being boy 3500+ B.C , speaking protoindoeuropean language and stuff and birth of first demon on terra aswell. Also unification wars flashbacks.
Gets injured by super strong ruination of empires demon, but suddenly demon realises, that he just got pwnd by 360 years spinning plan against him and is now trapped in custodes, who was specially prepared for this mission for all his life.
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Custodes despising space marines and everything except emperor.
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Rogal Dorn telling custodes to GTFO with their : we will need to kill everyone 4 secrecy, m8, emperor wants so
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Sisters of silence being silent.
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Mechanicus members, who are not Arkhane Land, fail miserably and ruin everything.

[Kot]

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Gets injured by super strong ruination of empires demon, but suddenly demon realises, that he just got pwnd by 360 years spinning plan against him and is now trapped in custodes, who was specially prepared for this mission for all his life.

Kitten.
You heard it here first.

[Loud Whispers]

I am not complaining about either of those. I am complaining about another 40k "But I must fight" to add to the pile

I think you are fundamentally mistaken in complaining that the characters must fight in a setting where there is only war

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Gets injured by super strong ruination of empires demon, but suddenly demon realises, that he just got pwnd by 360 years spinning plan against him and is now trapped in custodes, who was specially prepared for this mission for all his life.

Kitten.
You heard it here first.

this is not fucking canon

tau x custodes confirm

[LordPorkins]

https://1d4chan.org/images/8/88/NotCanonShout.gif

[Grim Portent]

Converted a Minotaur into a Doombull to lead my HH army into battle.

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He's 275 points, has T6, a S10 Thunder Hammer, 2+ armour and a 3+ invulnerable save.

I'll probably go back and add some more ornamentation and frippery to him to mask the green stuff on his back better, not great and sculpting or smoothing and was getting frustrated with it.

[Tack]

In lore news, Magnus just pulled the planet of sorcerors into realspace and forever destabilised the materium.

[spazyak]

In lore news, Magnus just pulled prospero into realspace and forever destabilised the materium.

Oh? Where is this written?

[Urist McScoopbeard]

Don't you mean Magnews?

[nenjin]

Anyone seen this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdgyYaeC_1Q

WH40k: Sanctus Reach by Slitherine Studios. The same folks who brought you the, perhaps really underwhelming, Warhammer 40,000: Armageddon.

This is the same kind of game that's firmly in their wheel house: turn-based strategy. However it looks a lot nicer aesthetically speaking than Armageddon does. Still the same kind of basic gameplay but at least it doesn't look like a hurried reskin of Panzer Corps this time. Still got all the tell-tale marks of Slitherine though. Basic animations, questionable audio. Grots doing damage to Terminators and all the shit that made me turn off Armageddon after a few minutes.

Also apparently Knights are the new IT girl of 40k.