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Zonk

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #435 on: June 13, 2008, 03:00:00 am »
The Glacial Hills: Doesn't sound special, right? The thing is, they are actually SCORCHING.

The Dune of Fire: Almost the opposite of the above. This is a freezing wasteland.

The Somber Swamps & The Severe Seas: The former is just south of the latter. Fun!
The Ambigous Sensual Swamps: Emh...BOTH Ambigous and Sensual? That's too much...

Fields of Mold: Sinister/haunted savanna. Just...gross. I'm picturing a large plain made of bread with ugly mold growing on it, eww.

Sea of Songs: Makes me think it's full of sirens...

Winter of Suicide: Freezing, terryfing hills. Eww.

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Asehujiko

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #436 on: June 13, 2008, 06:54:00 am »
Axetempest the balls of bodices.

I hit the "random" button on ne name generation page atlease 150 times to get the first name and 20 kills later the rng ruined it with that excuse for a title.

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Loctavus

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #437 on: June 19, 2008, 07:11:44 am »
The Thief of Crotches, a goblin civ

Isi Floorbrains a human queen

Lomoth Frogdinners - human king

The Chambers of Ransacking - Dwarven civ

Ithithe the Raven of Moistening - a river the elves worshipped apparently

Cusith Partnerwashed - human, married too


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Klendt

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #438 on: June 19, 2008, 06:04:25 pm »
I came across one "Len Rapeface, Mayor" just yesterday. I had to triple-check to see if I saw that right. And speaking of faces, an ettin I bumped into a while back had the last name of "targetface".
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Nonanonymous

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #439 on: June 20, 2008, 09:05:19 pm »
My latest adventurer's family name is Earthchews.  Makes it seem a bit clearer as to why he's left to go kill exotic creatures, huh?

He's acquired a title now, 'the Frosty Growl...'  It just conjures images of Tony the Tiger for me.

Dusna Usluksmumub Snebgokudo -- Iron Earthchews the Frosty Growl.
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Jetman123

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #440 on: June 22, 2008, 05:08:46 am »
Mouthclimax.

Gentlemen, we have found the most ridicoulously inappropriate random name ever, on a male Play Now kobold in the Martial Arts Mod.

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Asehujiko

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #441 on: June 22, 2008, 12:53:36 pm »
Quote from: Jetman123 on June 22, 2008, 05:08:46 am
Mouthclimax.

Gentlemen, we have found the most ridicoulously inappropriate random name ever, on a male Play Now kobold in the Martial Arts Mod.



This kobold's parents must have been alive when hammerers still used their teeth to kill when they lacked a hammer.

too bad you can't make your own battcries yet(it's a powergoal to do so however i think) but this would be an exelent us for "EAT YOUR FACE NOOB"
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Kagus

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #442 on: June 22, 2008, 08:09:31 pm »
Asehujiko, your mind is not nearly dirty enough. 
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Neoskel

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #443 on: June 23, 2008, 01:32:05 am »
I once had a world with three cool sounding dwarf civs, The Deified Gravel, The Fortress of Time and The Tombs of Ancients. Funnily enough the Tombs of Ancients had the least morbid gods, the other two had lots of death, suicide, etc.
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Lord Dullard

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #444 on: June 23, 2008, 06:43:26 pm »
The name of this engraving, combined with the engraving itself, caused me to LOL. (Warning: contains HFS spoilers (sorta)!)

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Normandy

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #445 on: June 23, 2008, 07:58:15 pm »
The Enjoyable Hell, Cave.

Now I see why so many people were slaughtered at it...
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Kalimar

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« Reply #446 on: June 24, 2008, 12:15:54 am »
I just lost an adventurer to arrows in his vital organs and his name was "Bini Binbird the Eyes of Bleaching."
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Neoskel

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #447 on: June 24, 2008, 04:05:19 am »
I'm supposed to go kill a minotaur named Lola.
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Jetman123

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #448 on: June 24, 2008, 06:11:56 am »
Did you meet her in a cave down in Old Soho?
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #449 on: June 24, 2008, 09:06:02 am »
I once got a squad name as The Syrupy Tongs of Pleasure.
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