The evil sorceress is dead, but even though she's dead her army will continue to fight.With the power of FUNK the Earth has been restored to what it was before the sandification happened, and all plants and animals have been brought back to life.November 1, 10:30 PMIt is dark.Its raining.The town the game started in has been destroyed.Smoke Mirrors didn't post for the third time so random action.Enemy post didn't post so random action.open Break as many doors as possible so the mimics can get further in the fortress
Continue the mana draining spell
Continue attacking the sorceress
While in the air, ast a spell on the floor in the room the sorceress is in that will cause the floor to be sticky to her
Cast spells on the mimics and friendly demons to make them immune to the stickiness of the floor
(Braking doors so mimics can spread around = 4) You quickly cast a spell that causes all the doors in the fortress to explode.
(Mimics spreading around = 5) And that allows all of the mimics to spread around and go everywhere.
(Draining the sorceress's mana = 6) You manage to drain all most all of the sorceress's mana, but you accidentally drain part of your own as well.
(Attacking the sorceress = 6) You then attack the sorceress and beat her quite badly, but you don't get out unharmed as she manages to cut you with a hidden knife.
(Casing spell on the floor to make the sorceress stick to it = 2) You try to cast the spell but you realize that you don't know any spell like that.
(Casting spell on mimics and friendly demons so they don't stick to the floor = 2) You don't bother since you can't cast the spell to make this matter.
(Friendly demons attacking the sorceress = 3) They only manage to get one hit on her before she runs away.
(Mimics attacking the sorceress = 6) They dog pile her and damage her quite a bit, but she does manage to kill a few of them before they finally manage to kill her.
(Human followers fighting = 3) They only manage to kill a few of the little monsters.
Advance and search for the crew.
(2+1 For having several people with you) It takes a bit of searching but one of your people notices someone heading towards the bridge and after you follow that person you find the enemy crew has barricaded themselves in the ship's bridge.
Continue fun vacation shenanigans!
(3) But you are unsure of what shenanigans you want to do so you get a few more drinks and stagger out of the bar in search of excitement, then you stumble over a curb and fall over.
Drop a few couple hundred humans on the world and sail off to the nearest stellar civilization.
(Getting humans = 5) Using a computer deep withing the Death Star you print up a bunch of humans.
(Dropping them on the planet = 3) You then immediately dump them onto the planet, but most of them die as you gave them no form of protection, the people on the planet seem very confused by this.
(Sailing towards the nearest civilization = 5) You then sail away from the planet to a different one this time with a space faring race on it and since they don't immediately attack you, you get the feeling that they're at least somewhat friendly.
Meditate for more control over my power.
Have the dinos get harvesting america for more seeds and growths to plant.
Have the weather machine start spreading it's control over the world.
(Meditating for more power = 3) You only get slightly stronger this time around.
(Dinos harvesting seeds for more seeds = 6) They go out and gather as many seeds as possible, but some of them get injured one various things during their work.
(Weather machine spreading its weather all over the world = 5) Then the machine spreads its influence all over the planet.
"NO BIGGIE, I'VE STILL GOT MY SWORD ANYWAYS. SO UH, YOU GOT ANY IDEAS ON HOW INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTALS WORK, MAN?"
TRY AND BRAINSTORM IDEAS ON HOW TO GET BACK TO EARTH AND THE DIMENSION IT'S IN.
MAYBE KEEP WALKING AS WE DO SO, SEE IF CAN FIND ANY SETTLEMENTS OR WEIRD HELL-WIZARDS WHO MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP
(Asking if buddy knows how portals work = 2) He says he has no idea how they work.
(Brainstorming on how to get back to Earth = 5) You think hard about the problem as you walk, and you come to the conclusion that smoking more Hell-Weed could work or it could take you somewhere worse, then you think you could use a premade portal but you don't have any idea of where you could find one, then you think you could ask a wizard.
(Finding settlements = 4) And after a bit of walking you find yourself at a small group of buildings all linked together by makeshift walkways, and no one seems to mind when you and your buddy go inside.
(Finding Weird Hell-Wizards = 5) After some asking around you are eventually lead into a room with an older looking creature, and he tells you that he is indeed the Hell-Wizard that you seek.
(Do they help = 3) So you tell him your problem and after thinking about the problem for a bit he says that he can help, but only in exchange for any valuable supplies you might be willing to trade.
Restore the oceans, the forests, and the other live on Earth. Restore Europe as well, but under the control of FUNK.
HAU: Carefully study the spaceships' schematics and systems, then repair them. The people can leave the bunkers now.
FSA: Colonize and convert Southeast Asia and Oceania to Funkist faith.
(Restoring the oceans, forests, and life one Earth = 5) Using the powers of FUNK you change the sand back to dirt and you bring all the plants and animals back to life, you would return the oceans but someone beat you to it.
(Fixing Europe but with FUNK = 6) You then use your powers to fix Europe and when you finish you find that everything that was destroyed is now standing again.
(HAU Studying the space ships = 3) After some digging they manage to find a repair manual, but they have yet to figure out where it talks about fixing the things the ships have broken on them.
(HAU Leaving the bunkers = 5) They all quickly leave the bunkers and are greeted by the lands being restored to what they were before.
(FSA Colonizing and converting Southeast Asia = 3) They only manage to colonize part of Indonesia, and they find no people to convert there.
(FSA Colonizing and converting Oceania = 2) They are to excited to colonize because of the land being restored.
Take down my booth and go back to my studio and paint all the money I just made.
(Going home = 4) Your walk home happens with out incident.
(Painting all your money = 5) You then paint an amazing looking painting of your money, its so amazing in fact that you might be able to use the painting as actual money.
Keep desanding the Earth.
(3) You use your powers to start desanding the Earth, but you only just start when suddenly someone else fixes it.
NPC STUFFExpand my search area there have to be some survivors out there.
(2) You search and search but still you find no one, maybe with all the crap that's happened in America ever survivor is dead now.
Continue fighting.
(Everyone fighting = 4) They kill loads of the monsters.
(Everyone fighting = 1) They get eaten by the monsters.
(Everyone fighting = 4) They kill a bunch of the monsters.
(You fighting = 4) You kill loads of the demons.
Teleport myself out into the battle so my minions can protect me, while the mutants, demons, and monsters continue to defend.
(Teleporting out into the battle field = 4-2 For reduced mana) You try to teleport away but your magic fails you and you get swarmed by mimics and you die.
(Demons defending = 6) They manage to kill loads of the attackers, but they also loos a few of their own guys.
(Small monsters defending = 4) They kill quite a few of the attackers.
Keep gathering people for the army because I need a massive army to defeat the one that removed the FUNK.
(6) You continue to gather troops and after a bit you feel that your army is massive enough to fight whoever destroyed the FUNK.
That's not enough we need more!
(1) OH FUCK, someone smoke all of it and the seeds.
Places in space:-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%-
Percent of The Canadian kitten's Moon DISCO BALL Base destroyed: 0%Percent of America destroyed: 48.64%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Evil sorceress's fortress destroyed: 40.32%-
Percent of Spacenoid base destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 49.32%-
Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 0%Percent of Europe destroyed: 0%Percent of Middle East destroyed: 50.32%Percent of The Holy African Union destroyed: 48.13%Percent of The Funky States of Australia destroyed: 0%Percent of Indonesia destroyed: 0%Yoink
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE/ flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, big ass sword, sword surfing skills, beer, a creature that's a follower has a handgun, first aid kit, a few rolls of bandages, sewer map, hard hat, some snacks, subway map, map of the city of Bob, one Hell-Weed joint, loads of Hell-Weed, a few shotgun shells, watch
Kakaluncha / clothing fit for the Emperor of Mankind they inspire loyalty / The Emperor of Mankind / telepathic / telekinetic / really good at UNO
Health: DEAD
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, more radiation friends, Comms that allow communication with North America, a bunch hyper evolved animal slaves loyal to you, several more ghost troops, knowledge on how to bring the dead back from the dead, even more mutant animals loyal to you, several ships, plan for indoctrination of children
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy, lots of fish, 21 new survivors
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, militia ready to fight. every one has a house, several people inured, a bunch of smoked meats, some tanned hides, corps, spikes on walls
ziizo / like new again ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals, zord manual, two space pirate ships, big laser, several large weapons, lots of raw materials, other stuff, massive amount of food, lots of water, several ship engines, a nuclear power generator, a still functional shuttle craft, space station, several space suits
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space, space worthy, in space, space port of pirates, fields of corn, a council to rule in your stead
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis / knows the basics of FUNKY magic / blood wings / hands and feet are four hooked talons / teleportation linked with the sorceress / less magic available / doesn't know any spells that make the floor sticky
Health: BADLY DAMAGED
Inventory: three followers they all have wings of blood and sword one injured, 6 hypnotized demons, 132 weapon and armour mimics can drain life, 78 bits of wall mimics can drain life, all followers have better defenses
Spells: Light, Shield, Detect magic, Detects traps, Magic mapping, Resist magic, magic missile, disco dancing, power thrusting, several other advanced spells
CABL / second prophet of FUNK / Avatar of FUNK
Health: MORE DAMAGE
Inventory: incredibly close to the true wisdom of the FUNK
The Holy African Union: Better than what it was before the war, 3,055,321 Funkist followers above ground, 321,141 in the bunkers,anti-Imperium propaganda, guerrilla fighters, dirty tactics, two swords made of pure FUNK energy, city of Johannesburg destroyed, enough bunkers to house everyone, three spaceships capable of flying through hyperspace damaged, machete, God Emperor's severed head, spaceship repair manual
The Funky States of Australia: 21 America Funkists, 8,565,245 Funkists, small settlement
Europe: Back to normal
The Middle East: Rebuilt, 2,462,321 Funkist followers
Indonesia: only part of it.
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind slightly crushed crushed / explosion proof / higher powered god than you were before
Health: FINE
Inventory: can opener, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle, 1976 cat army with extra sharp claws some of them are pregnant, a box of candy, several spaceships with weapons, small colonies on Mercury, Venus, Mars, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, 5 nuclear bombs, spaceship with guns, death star exhaust port no longer a thing to worry about, planetary shield
Moon DISCO BALL base: several buildings, a few defensive positions
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world, art supplies, masterpiece painting of the fighting in the town, less money, split a studio with a fat dog, a massive amount of money, painting of money that could be used as money
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire / power of the sun
Health: FINE
Inventory: six million souls, time machine, bottle of secrete stuff
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / vauge space psychic powers
Health: FINE
Inventory: massive pile of candy, badly damaged small spaceship, sand castle with fusion reactor, restaurant coupon
Medium sized fortress on the planet:
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: A LOT MORE DAMAGE
Inventory: 12 enlightened, 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, some of building materials, 277,833,155 enlightened pumpkin zombies, everyone's better than professional fighter
Monastery: farm, wall, lots of rooms
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability / ONE WITH THE FUNK / CREATURE OF PURE FUNK
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 15 FUNKY disciples, 23 FUNKY creatures, LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO, 36 people enlightened about the FUNK
FUNKY Church: Filled with FUNKY stuff, "Holy FUNK book", split between two parties, leads the half of the FUNKY Church called FUNKODOXES, 12 plant creatures, foundation for a magical realm, 356,789 soldiers
Evil sorceress / teleportation linked with naturegirl / almost no magic available
Health: DEAD
Inventory: 41 demons, stack of magical tomes that can enhance your powers also have some powerful spells, 1,414 little monster things
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere, no doors
TricMagic / Magical / slightly even more power
Health: FINE
Inventory: Lots of dinos some injured, some sugar cannons, a few candy gem apples, dozens of different species of plants, lots of seeds
North America: your base camp that's set up for desert conditions platform to portal, covered in plants, partly destroyed, shield generators, protected by shield, weather machine, farming tools and equipment
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
The apocalypse happened.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
The moon is much bigger and is a DISCO BALL.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The FUNKY Church is a thing, and its divided, Half follows CABL and the other half follows WyrdByrd.
Large space station filled with aliens that are willing to buy your ill-gotten goods.
Johannesburg has been destroyed.
Dongguan has been destroyed.
France has been destroyed.
The Earth is FUNKY.
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