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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 646693 times)

Azated

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #375 on: June 13, 2011, 12:46:21 pm »
Quote from: antymattar on June 13, 2011, 12:41:11 pm
WWUD if he realised that his world was not real?

Take the blue pill.

WWUD if he took the red pill?
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Then it happened. Then I cringed. Then I picked it up and beat him to death with it, and then his buddies, too.
You beat a man to death with his dick?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #376 on: June 13, 2011, 12:47:38 pm »
Go stark raving mad.

What would Urist McNoble do if he was asked if he wanted to lead an expedition to the center of the world?
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Dwarven Science: We do what we must, because, we're bored.

Quote from: Asteranx on May 26, 2011, 07:37:59 pm
Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #377 on: June 13, 2011, 12:48:42 pm »
Get a fey mood.

WWUD if he took the red pill and didn't go stark raving mad.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #378 on: June 13, 2011, 12:52:58 pm »
get eatin by the cirus

WWUD if the world turned to cheese
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Quote from: Zecro_The_Scourge on July 03, 2012, 10:31:27 am
Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac RAPIST sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #379 on: June 13, 2011, 12:53:49 pm »
Quote from: stabbymcstabstab on June 13, 2011, 12:52:58 pm
get eatin by the cirus

WWUD if the world turned to cheese

Fall down the bottomless pit because cheese is not a building matterial.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #380 on: June 13, 2011, 12:54:32 pm »
Turn it all into one big ☼Cheese Roast☼.

WWUD if he killed his wife, pet kitten, and first son in a fit of rage?
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Dwarven Science: We do what we must, because, we're bored.

Quote from: Asteranx on May 26, 2011, 07:37:59 pm
Every few miles, [the dwarves] stop the cart.  One of the dwarfs (sic) gets off, digs a hole down below the dirt layers, licks the bedrock, and then they know exactly where they are.  It's called GPS: Geological Piquancy Sampling.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #381 on: June 13, 2011, 12:55:49 pm »
Be murdered by the military.


WWUD if he was half-dragon and also had wings?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #382 on: June 13, 2011, 01:37:59 pm »
Attend a meeting.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #383 on: June 13, 2011, 02:15:54 pm »
Think he was magma immune and die in the fort's magmaworks.

WWUD if he was modded to no longer have a beard.
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You need to make said elf leather into the most amazing work of art.  Embed it with every kind of gem you have, stud it with metals, and sew images into it.  Erect a shrine outside your fort with that in the center.  Let the elves know that you view their very skin as naught more but a medium for your dwarves to work on.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #384 on: June 13, 2011, 02:17:51 pm »
Be stricken by melancholy and jump down a 30 Z level pit.

WWUD if he was modded to be a serpentman?
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #385 on: June 13, 2011, 03:19:49 pm »
Quote from: antymattar on June 13, 2011, 01:37:59 pm
Attend a meeting.
Anymattar you have to ask what Urist would do in a certain situation after you answer the previous one. Like so:
Quote from: jaxy15 on June 13, 2011, 02:17:51 pm
Be stricken by melancholy and jump down a 30 Z level pit.

WWUD if he was modded to be a serpentman?
Enter the well and hunt the Carps!

WWUD if the dwarves sieged?
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Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #386 on: June 13, 2011, 03:34:41 pm »
He would bring them socks and stone crafts in exchange for peace

WWUD if he saw a baby with 5 legs eating an impregnated goat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #387 on: June 13, 2011, 07:44:01 pm »
Smile proudly and say, "That's my boy."

WWUD if he was one of the selected useless highly skilled dorfs sent on an expedition to the center of the earth?
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Me: I'll kill you... I'll kill you all!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!...

UristMcRandomNurse: Sir, patient 137 is laughing maniacially again.

UristMcDoctor: Don't worry, if we just ignore him he'll calm down and go back to playing Dwarf Fortress.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #388 on: June 13, 2011, 08:34:26 pm »
visit china

WWUD if elves started mining
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Quote from: Jboy2000000 on October 02, 2013, 02:43:49 pm
"Wanna be a better liberal? Go get shot in the fuckin' face."
Quote from: Zecro_The_Scourge on July 03, 2012, 10:31:27 am
Contemplate why we have a sociopathic necrophiliac RAPIST sadomasochist bipolar monster in our ranks, also find some cheese.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #389 on: June 13, 2011, 09:19:03 pm »
Replace the walls with wildlife.

Those Elves wouldn't DARE harm an animal just to get at the mighty Dwarves!

What would Urist do if all the walls were turned into wildlife as a procaution against Elves?
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Quote from: Oliolli on August 15, 2011, 06:48:33 am
Dwarf Fortress: The only game where an Artificial Intelligence-controlled unit can pull the pants off someone and the proceed to beat said someone to death with said pants.
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