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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 646709 times)

jaxy15

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #495 on: June 21, 2011, 04:12:06 pm »
Wake up.

WWUD if he was dreaming about dreaming about being a forgotten beast with deadly dust?
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jaked122

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #496 on: June 21, 2011, 05:48:37 pm »
Quote from: jaxy15 on June 21, 2011, 04:12:06 pm
Wake up.

WWUD if he was dreaming about dreaming about being a forgotten beast with deadly dust?
He would charge in with an axe and greivously injure the beast, at the cost of his own lungs.


WWUD ifhe found out that booze was connected to that evil sun?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #497 on: June 21, 2011, 06:46:42 pm »
Drink all the *!!sunshine!!*.
WWUD if a player modded in the ability to make booze from magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #498 on: June 21, 2011, 07:45:51 pm »
Say "That's hotter than my wife!"

WWUD if Toady One implemented magic fully into DF
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #499 on: June 21, 2011, 08:40:08 pm »
Turn into a tree as the result of healing a finger.

What would Urist do if the player modded his need to drink, and his ability to even do so out of the game?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #500 on: June 21, 2011, 09:47:55 pm »
Cut a hole in his belly and pour alcohol into it

WWUD if he saw The Matrix?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #501 on: June 22, 2011, 12:12:47 am »
Quote from: Cyntrox on June 21, 2011, 09:47:55 pm
Cut a hole in his belly and pour alcohol into it

WWUD if he saw The Matrix?

Unsure of what it was about, he'd stab an Elf in the dick just in case.

What would Urist do if carp could be brewed for booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #502 on: June 22, 2011, 12:28:15 am »
Urist McBrewer cancels brew alcohol: interrupted by carp

What would Urist do if he was given explosives?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #503 on: June 22, 2011, 08:36:19 am »
A section of the cavern has collapsed.x52

WWUD if he embarked on a volcano that was in the middle of a lake?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #504 on: June 22, 2011, 11:22:32 am »
Jump in the water, barely be saved by his Overseer, then while channeling lava for a forge, fall in, become coated in obsidian, and have obsidian psuedoarmor after being saved again by his Overseer.

WWUD If there was no booze
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #505 on: June 22, 2011, 11:36:50 am »
Urist Alacoholo cancels life: no aim

WWUD if Dwarves allied with Elves
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #506 on: June 23, 2011, 02:44:40 am »
Kill the elves (the ones with fake beards too).

What would UristMcWhimpyRecruit do if he was the only one in the military and a goblin siege came?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #507 on: June 23, 2011, 08:50:33 am »
Drink. Drink, because his life depends on it.

WWUD if he had a crossbow with spoilerite bolts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #508 on: June 23, 2011, 10:03:19 am »
go to his hunting blind that equiped with every type of booze in the world

WWUD if he ran uot of every type of booze in the world
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #509 on: June 23, 2011, 10:15:05 am »
Make his own booze

WWUD if Urist had a computer
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