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Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #825 on: July 26, 2011, 02:24:15 am »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on July 26, 2011, 02:16:01 am
Get a fell mood and make a sock out of dwarf leather, iron, gold, tower-cap, star ruby, and adamantine. Then, after realizing that he just made one totally unique sock, he would go berserk and kill the fort.

WWUD if a tower-cap blocked the only exit to his bedroom while he was asleep?

Pull the lever to activate and and warn no one.

WWUD if he was in Cataclysm?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #826 on: July 26, 2011, 02:26:31 am »
Quote from: hitty40 on July 26, 2011, 02:24:15 am
Quote from: Olith McHuman on July 26, 2011, 02:16:01 am
Get a fell mood and make a sock out of dwarf leather, iron, gold, tower-cap, star ruby, and adamantine. Then, after realizing that he just made one totally unique sock, he would go berserk and kill the fort.

WWUD if a tower-cap blocked the only exit to his bedroom while he was asleep?

Pull the lever to activate and and warn no one.

WWUD if he was in Cataclysm?
Hey, you skipped mine!
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Dwarf Fortress: Threats of metabolism.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #827 on: July 26, 2011, 02:31:50 am »
Quote from: jaxy15 on July 26, 2011, 02:22:56 am
Tantrum and kick the cap in half.
Then happen to go berserk and kill everyone.


WWUD if he had a nuke?

Quote from: hitty40 on July 26, 2011, 02:24:15 am
Quote from: Olith McHuman on July 26, 2011, 02:16:01 am
Get a fell mood and make a sock out of dwarf leather, iron, gold, tower-cap, star ruby, and adamantine. Then, after realizing that he just made one totally unique sock, he would go berserk and kill the fort.

WWUD if a tower-cap blocked the only exit to his bedroom while he was asleep?

Pull the lever to activate and and warn no one.

WWUD if he was in Cataclysm?

He would attempt to use the nuke to stop the zombies, but blow himself up in the progress.

WWUD if he was vomiting?
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Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #828 on: July 26, 2011, 02:35:22 am »
Quote from: jaxy15 on July 26, 2011, 02:26:31 am
Quote from: hitty40 on July 26, 2011, 02:24:15 am
Quote from: Olith McHuman on July 26, 2011, 02:16:01 am
Get a fell mood and make a sock out of dwarf leather, iron, gold, tower-cap, star ruby, and adamantine. Then, after realizing that he just made one totally unique sock, he would go berserk and kill the fort.

WWUD if a tower-cap blocked the only exit to his bedroom while he was asleep?

Pull the lever to activate and and warn no one.

WWUD if he was in Cataclysm?
Hey, you skipped mine!

Sorry about that, my answer is actually about your nuke one, you posted before me and I forgot to remove the qoute.
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #829 on: July 26, 2011, 02:50:00 am »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on July 26, 2011, 02:31:50 am
He would attempt to use the nuke to stop the zombies, but blow himself up in the progress.

WWUD if he was vomiting?

Complain about the horrible, horrible ball of fire in the sky while making everything green.

WWUD if he invented sunglasses and sunscreen?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #830 on: July 26, 2011, 10:03:39 am »
Well, in terms of cool, he might just... 8) dwarf everyone else.

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Oh, and he'll be tan too.

What would Urist do if a gaggle of kittens started using his beard as their home?
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Quote from: Nyxalinth on March 17, 2011, 12:15:50 am
the soapmaker Urist McSudsy has come!  Beware his deadly cleansing action!

Hitty40

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #831 on: July 26, 2011, 10:45:00 am »
Keep them. Everyone knows Drwarves like cats!

WWUD if he was a hippie?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #832 on: July 26, 2011, 01:56:55 pm »
He would die in a tragical bridge lever accident!

WWUD if he became his own father?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #833 on: July 28, 2011, 03:51:19 am »
He would be ecstatic because he now gets a happy thought from talking to himself.

WWUD if he learned the secret of turning water into magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #834 on: July 28, 2011, 10:44:44 am »
turn water into magma,duh!

WWUD if she was an porno actress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #835 on: July 28, 2011, 11:08:38 am »
She would do nothing , DF doesn't have filming cameras.

WWUD If he fell into a mood and he killed the monarch for his bones?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #836 on: July 28, 2011, 01:09:03 pm »
Quote from: Qinetix on July 28, 2011, 11:08:38 am
She would do nothing , DF doesn't have filming cameras.

WWUD If he fell into a mood and he killed the monarch for his bones?

Become the new monarch and have an Unforunate Accident.

WWUD if he was Urist McCroft?
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Quote from: Wannazzaki on December 23, 2011, 07:39:30 pm
Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!
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You see, when the devil comes on to your forums and begins dropping F bombs and shouts 'GIVE ALL YOUR WOMEN!', he's in a happy mood.
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #837 on: July 30, 2011, 08:12:33 am »
Urist McCroft has been ecstatic lately. He was utterly traumatized by not being listed in Google's search results lately. He enjoyed starting a tantrum spiral lately. He ate a meal in a legendary dining room lately.

WWUD if he pierced an aquifer?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #838 on: July 30, 2011, 09:55:51 am »
Nothing. The other squares got canceled when wet stone was detected.

What would Urist do if he was a tree?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #839 on: July 30, 2011, 01:03:57 pm »
Wither to death because there's no alcohol in the soil.

WWUD if he was caught in a cage trap?
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