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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 646637 times)

Cotr

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3855 on: January 28, 2013, 01:17:04 am »
Murder the elf anyway, any universe that an elf is chosen to save doesn't deserve to exist.

WWUD if he took a walk on the beach and was attacked by a small crab?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3856 on: January 28, 2013, 09:23:05 am »
Urist cancels Peaceful Stroll: Interrupted by small crab

WWUD with a nuclear powered mining pick?
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pisskop

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3857 on: January 28, 2013, 09:43:50 am »
"An automatic mining pick?  Nope.  To the magma, only hand powered tools here!  Builds character.  Gee, I'm glad that's d- - -"  And then the fortress crumbled to an abrupt end as the pick exploded.

WWUD with a 9 to 5 job?
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drealmerz7 - pk was supreme pick for traitor too I think, and because of how it all is and pk is he is just feeding into the trollfucking so well.
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3858 on: January 28, 2013, 11:10:52 am »
On Break

WWUD if the overseer tried to kill him every time he slacked off?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3859 on: January 28, 2013, 02:27:59 pm »
The fortress would run out of dwarves in a year.

WWUD if an update allowed overseers to force labour dwarves at the cost of happiness?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3860 on: January 28, 2013, 02:53:38 pm »
Urist McMood cancels work: Revolution





WWUD if a revolution occurred?
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3861 on: January 28, 2013, 03:40:48 pm »
Urist cancels Revolt: on break

WWUD if his touched turned all booze into kobold blood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3862 on: January 28, 2013, 06:44:16 pm »
Urist cancels drink: crying himself to sleep.

WWUD if dwarven blood was the only booze, ever?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3863 on: January 28, 2013, 06:57:11 pm »
Never need to drink excess booze (although still requiring external water supply), because his body now produces alcohol naturally. But he'd have to become a legendary dodger/shield user/ambusher to avoid being harvested by other species.

WWUD if a quarter of the fortress populace suddenly became vampires and drank his family dry?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3864 on: January 29, 2013, 01:35:14 am »
Change her name to Urist McHelsing.

WWUD if the elves made pickaxes out of wood and started digging?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3865 on: January 29, 2013, 07:14:12 am »
Send a diplomat to them and tell them they can only dig 100 stones a year. Just for lulz.

WWUD with semi-automatic kitten launcher?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3866 on: January 29, 2013, 09:17:00 am »
Intercontinental thermonuclear catsplosion missile.

Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on January 29, 2013, 07:14:12 am
Send a diplomat to them and tell them they can only dig 100 stones a year. Just for lulz.

hahahahahaha yes
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3867 on: January 29, 2013, 09:20:07 am »
WWUD if the elves tried to impose a ban on CMD's?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3868 on: January 29, 2013, 03:48:08 pm »
Toss every diplomat that showed up into the minotaur labyrinth.

WWUD if goblins showed up to congratulate him on his victory over the elven tyranny?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3869 on: January 29, 2013, 10:47:57 pm »
Go on break.

WWUD if he was turned into a thrall?
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Quote from: wurmy on January 30, 2013, 04:56:01 pm
"I never liked the mayor anyway" said Urist McDrunk, right before using the statue's hand as a mug holder.
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