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LordBaal

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11715 on: March 28, 2021, 08:37:53 pm »
Hear me out... this is but a very bold for the new Evergreen Firewall and Antivirus.... if it stops global trade, it stops everything!
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11716 on: March 29, 2021, 08:28:19 am »
They managed to dislodge the ship, with the aid of high tide and lots of dredging and tugging. Traffic through the Suez canal has resumed.
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Friendly and polite reminder for optimists: Hope is a finite resource

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11717 on: March 29, 2021, 08:36:32 am »
Quote from: LordBaal on March 28, 2021, 08:37:53 pm
Hear me out... this is but a very bold for the new Evergreen Firewall and Antivirus.... if it stops global trade, it stops everything!

It just bricks the BIOS by writing garbage to it. Can't have malware if you can't boot!
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11718 on: March 29, 2021, 08:39:50 am »
Quote from: methylatedspirit on March 29, 2021, 08:36:32 am
Quote from: LordBaal on March 28, 2021, 08:37:53 pm
Hear me out... this is but a very bold for the new Evergreen Firewall and Antivirus.... if it stops global trade, it stops everything!

It just bricks the BIOS by writing garbage to it. Can't have malware if you can't boot!
Extra funny because 'boot' = 'ship' in dutch
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Friendly and polite reminder for optimists: Hope is a finite resource

We can ­disagree and still love each other, ­unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist - James Baldwin

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=73719.msg1830479#msg1830479

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11719 on: March 29, 2021, 11:11:21 am »
da båt
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11720 on: March 30, 2021, 12:37:53 am »
Das Boot?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11721 on: March 30, 2021, 01:32:14 am »
There's a bootloader popular with embedded stuff (including Android phones) called Das U-Boot.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11722 on: March 30, 2021, 09:18:58 am »
The responses to Lil Nas X's video Montero have had me laughing for days.

Good song, too.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11723 on: March 31, 2021, 10:27:28 am »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11724 on: March 31, 2021, 11:17:47 am »
I fucking hate the UK house of whatevers. Completely unbearable mate :P
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11725 on: April 02, 2021, 12:07:15 pm »
Quote from: scriver on March 31, 2021, 11:17:47 am
I fucking hate the UK house of whatevers. Completely unbearable mate :P
The house of commons - neither a house, nor a commons
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11726 on: April 02, 2021, 12:59:23 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11727 on: April 02, 2021, 01:09:50 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11728 on: April 02, 2021, 01:13:40 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 02, 2021, 12:07:15 pm
Quote from: scriver on March 31, 2021, 11:17:47 am
I fucking hate the UK house of whatevers. Completely unbearable mate :P
The house of commons - neither a house, nor a commons

I just think politics should be debated calmly and with people listening to you, not trying to shout and boo the other party down :P
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 11000 laughs, somehow
« Reply #11729 on: April 03, 2021, 06:33:34 am »
Quote from: scriver on April 02, 2021, 01:13:40 pm
I just think politics should be debated calmly and with people listening to you, not trying to shout and boo the other party down :P
When politics becomes so boring the people can't be fucked to observe it, the bureacrats come out the woodwork with all the boring ways to make life worse cos they know no one's going to listen to three hours of article 3 subsection 2 clause 4 pertaining to the eradication of homeless people
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