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Re: When Kickstarter goes wrong?
« Reply #915 on: May 11, 2012, 09:10:18 pm »

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What gave you this idea of "charging in with swords"?

Swords > guns.  Have you guys never played a JRPG?

Swords > guns.  Have you guys never played a JRPG?
But what about Religious JRPGs?

Given this population, I think a charge with medieval weapons is more than likely.
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Re: When Kickstarter goes wrong?
« Reply #916 on: May 11, 2012, 09:18:27 pm »

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What gave you this idea of "charging in with swords"?

Swords > guns.  Have you guys never played a JRPG?

Swords > guns.  Have you guys never played a JRPG?
But what about Religious JRPGs?

Given this population, I think a charge with medieval weapons is more than likely.

In terms of "fun"? Yes. In terms of what would actually beat the Swiss Guard? No.
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Re: When Kickstarter goes wrong?
« Reply #917 on: May 11, 2012, 09:37:35 pm »

   We where not planning to send in troops with that setup, its for our general. Basically I want you to drive the tank closer so I can hit them with my sword.
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Re: When Kickstarter goes wrong?
« Reply #918 on: May 11, 2012, 09:47:03 pm »

Seriously, have you guys even touch LCS? I'm assuming most swords work from meters away and can cut tanks in half.
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Re: When Kickstarter goes wrong?
« Reply #919 on: May 11, 2012, 09:51:41 pm »

   We where not planning to send in troops with that setup, its for our general. Basically I want you to drive the tank closer so I can hit them with my sword.
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Re: When Kickstarter goes wrong?
« Reply #920 on: May 11, 2012, 11:05:09 pm »

I feel like, with that perfect confluence of internet, I should probably say that's enough derail.

Unless someone totally starts a Kickstarter for invading Vatican City.
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Re: When Kickstarter goes wrong?
« Reply #921 on: May 12, 2012, 07:58:27 am »

Back on topic; moar terribles!
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/drmikey/the-indie-console?ref=category "The Indie Console!" If that name has you thinking "WTF is that supposed to mean," you aren't alone. Reading through the comments section shows the guy who wants to do the project doesn't have a clue either.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sonnylopez/mitank-paintball-tanks-by-rti?ref=category
Paintball tanks. Aside from being a god-mode which makes the game terrible for anyone else playing, all I can think of is what would happen when you accidentally drove over someone taking cover in a bush. Squish.
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"Ultimate Computer & Gaming System." An oil-cooled system they will build for you. Assuming of course you donated above $2500; otherwise, you get at most a t-shirt, mug, and photo of them. Also of note: aside from the oil-cooling, the actual system specs are mediocre at best; and absolutely terrible for $2500. This one is a bit strange; it isn't even a project, just an attempt to use Kickstarter as a marketing platform or something. It's quite bizarre.
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Re: When Kickstarter goes wrong?
« Reply #922 on: May 12, 2012, 08:36:40 am »

We already have paintball tanks.  I've been in one.
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Re: When Kickstarter goes wrong?
« Reply #923 on: May 12, 2012, 08:46:46 am »

We already have paintball tanks.  I've been in one.
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Re: When Kickstarter goes wrong?
« Reply #924 on: May 12, 2012, 09:11:04 am »

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/drmikey/the-indie-console?ref=category "The Indie Console!" If that name has you thinking "WTF is that supposed to mean," you aren't alone. Reading through the comments section shows the guy who wants to do the project doesn't have a clue either.

Because apparently $70,000 and 1 guy whose made some obscure but award winning games is enough to make not just a competitive desura/steam-like but also hardware which appears to be just a PC after you've connected it to a TV and plugged in a controller, but he somehow thinks it's different from that? Also from the first ($3) reward it appears he's charging money for the software. He talks about steam not approving every indie game, but desura seems like it accepts most things and it supports mods on top. You can sort of see some good ideas he's passionate about, but I don't think it could be done well enough to justify it's existence by anything that's not fairly big and experienced- at the very least you need lots of games on board and that could be hard to do.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sonnylopez/mitank-paintball-tanks-by-rti?ref=category
Paintball tanks. Aside from being a god-mode which makes the game terrible for anyone else playing, all I can think of is what would happen when you accidentally drove over someone taking cover in a bush. Squish.

I don't think you are giving the project enough credit, the idea is so the wheelchair bound can experience paintball. Because apparently the best way to help those less fortunate then yourself is to put $22,000 into two tanks. It's definitely not a good idea, but they have good intentions.

EDIT: Just had a look at the 'ultimate computer' concept art for the finished product. It looks like someone who just learned how to use some crummy freeware 3D modeller would make. And they put their name on it because of course people would want to steal that brilliant design.
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Re: When Kickstarter goes wrong?
« Reply #925 on: May 12, 2012, 12:02:57 pm »

They made that in Google Sketchup. System specs are meh. Also:

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Re: When Kickstarter goes wrong?
« Reply #926 on: May 12, 2012, 12:07:12 pm »

Regarding the 'ultimate computer' thing... people already do that. My friend has an oil immersion computer in his house. Its not difficult and certainly didn't cost 20,000 dollars.
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Re: When Kickstarter goes wrong?
« Reply #927 on: May 12, 2012, 01:07:13 pm »

Oil cooled is so 2002.
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Re: When Kickstarter goes wrong?
« Reply #928 on: May 12, 2012, 06:10:00 pm »

ITS JUST MINERAL OIL. Get the fuck over yourself.
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Re: When Kickstarter goes wrong?
« Reply #929 on: May 12, 2012, 06:17:22 pm »

ITS JUST MINERAL OIL. Get the fuck over yourself.
Ah, but you see, it's very kool mineral oil. Also apparently very expensive mineral oil. >_>
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