I WONDER WHY I AM ELECTRICUTED. SINCE CLAWS ARE NOT CONDUCTIVE. USE PARADOX TO COME BACK TO LIFE.
(3) YOUR CLAWS ARE. DEAL WITH IT. BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY. THE SHOCK RESTARTS YOUR HEART, AND YOU RISE BACK UP, A FRANKENSTEIN WITH CLAWS.
I'M TIRED OF THIS LICH BEING RAW
START A BIG BRAWL
SLAM HIS ASS INTO A BRICK WALL,
THEN GET A FAT NIGGA TO SIT ON HIM; RICK ROSS
(5) YOU INDEED START A BIG BRAWL. PEOPLE START SHOWING UP OUT OF NOWHERE JUST TO FIGHT. (3) YOU GRAB SOME BRICKS, AND HURL THEM AT THE ORB. (1) THEN, THE LEGENDARY FAT ALBERT HURTLES FROM THE SKY DIRECTLY ONTO YOU, CRUSHING YOU FLAT.
I use oompa loompa song power to transform the lich into a child, then take him on a trip through allegorical hell in a chocolate factory, ensuring he meets a grisly death.
Also make a Sylvester Stallone clone of myself to grab the law sphere, because "I am...the law." And have him say to the lich, "You betrayed the LAW!!!"
(4) HIS SOUL IS RIPPED FROM THE ORB, AND YOU TAKE HIM ON A TRIP THROUGH A CHOCOLATE FACTORY, WHERE HIS JOURNEY ENDS BY FLOATING ALONE ON A GUMDROP UPON A CHOCOLATE RIVER. THEN HE FLIES BACK TO THE ORB. (5) YOU GRAB THE LAW ORB, AND SLYVESTER STALLONE HIMSELF JOINS YOU, SPAWNED BY YOUR SUPREME ACTING.
WAS IGNORED, FEELS BAD. USE CHAOS ORB ON SELF AND SEE WHAT MUTATE INTO.
(4) YOU MUTATE, GROWING A HEART.
Yeah, um... Azathoth? I need a big favor here. Can you kinda... Annihilate the source of magic over there?
(1) "OH, THAT SOURCE OF MADNESS, RIGHT? OKAY."
YOU ARE DISINTEGRATED BY A BEAM FROM THE HEAVENS.
SPAWNS NICHOLAS CAGE TO CONVINCE LICH TO DO SUICIDE .
(1) YOU SPAWN NICHOLAS CAGE, WHO LOSES IT AND KNOCKS YOUR HEAD OFF WITH A GOLF TROPHY.
Time for a, reprisal.
FINALLY SUMMON ARMY OF FLAME GUITAR WILEDING SOLDIERS.
UNLEASH ARMY ON PINEAPPLE GOLEM.
(also, List me as the god of Music fire I am)
(2) YOU SUMMON A BUNCH OF WANNABE GOTHS WHO LISTEN TO SPEED METAL AND PLAY HALO. (2) THEY ARE SLAUGHTERED BY THE DARK ENERGIES CONTROLLING THE PINEAPPLE GOLEM.
FIGHT MISKOS FIRE WITH HAWAIIAN PIZZA, BECAUSE I AM DA PINEAPPLE
ALSO I WILL BE THE EGGMAN
AND THE WALRUS
BETTER THROW PINBALL WIZARD IN THERE TOO
(if your wondering, I recently tried hawaiian pizza. It was amazing.)
(3) YOU GIVE THE GOLEM HAWAIIAN PIZZA, AND HE LIKES IT, AS MUCH AS A MOUTHLESS, SOULLESS ENTITY CAN. (3) YOU ARE THE ROBOTNIK, (2)THE BEATLES, AND (1) THE PINBALL WIZARD. DETECTING ONE OF HIS OWN, RODNEY KILLS YOU, TO AVOID COMPETITION.
Force the Lich to watch Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2.
(5) YOU FORCE HIM TO WATCH IT. IT DISSOLVES THROUGH A WHOLE LAYER OF THE ORBS SHIELDING.
emerge as the Lich's subconscience and clam to be the clamer of the lich sphere of magic.
(5) YOU BECOME THE LICHS SUBCONCIENCE. (4) YOU MAKE YOUR CLAIM, AND HE GIVES YOU SOME OF THE POWAH.
Come back to life as a Phoenix/dragon and destroy the 1 and on the die you're using, because I'm sick of turning to ashes.
(1) HAHAHA! NO. YOU ROT.
SUMMON FAPIRES AND FAP THE LICH TO DEATH .
(1) YOU FAP A LITTLE, BUT THEN REALIZE THE EMPTINESS OF YOUR LIFE, AND KILL YOURSELF. THAT, OR LACKING A HEAD MAKES IT HARDER TO FAP
WAIT...
SCIENCE VS. MAGIC.
THROW SCIENCE AT LICH. GET COLOUR AND POKEMANZ MAGICS.
(6) YOU HEAVE SCIENCE ABOVE YOUR HEAD, WHERE UPON IT GETS WEIGHTED DOWN BY BEUROCRACY, CRUSHING YOU.
BECOME MASTER OF PARADOX AND ESCAPE, MAKING PARADOXIA LEAK INTO GALAXY CENTER.
(3) THE GUY WHO KILLED HIS GRANDPA RETURNS.
Call down the powers of the potatoes!
(1) YOU CALL DOWN MANY POTATOES ONTO YOU.
>KILLEMALL
(1) YOU BEGIN THE WHOLESALE SLAUGHTER OF THEM ALL, STARTING WITH YOURSELF.
Oh yeah, forgot about that. I guess you couldn't take the power of MusicFire.
REFORM GREATWYRMGOLD INTO FIRE-BREATHING, FIRE_PROOF DRAGON OF ROCK AND ROLL, USING THE LITTLE KIDS VERSION OF THE GUITAR OF WRATH.
Pray to misko if this works. Heck, compose a hymn of rock and roll and fire, then sing that.
(6) YOU MAKE HIM INTO A FLAME SPEWING, FLAME RETARDANT DRAGON OF ROCK AND ROLL. BUT THE METAL CRUSHES HIM, AND CASTS HIM TO THE GROUND!
BOSS TURN:
Rodney nods.
BOSS STATUS
Magic Incarnate
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Misko
Frost-Lich
Gun-Lich
Blood-LICH
Chocolate-Xantalos
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Lich
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Green
Mud-Green
Light-Green
Imagination-Xantalos
Law-Lich
MINIONS
1 PINEAPPLE GOLEM
The Wizard
NEUTRAL
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
CORAI, THE MOST RECENT TRAITOR
LUCAS
CHRISTEHCHRIS, FISH WIELDER
RAPTORFANGAMER, THE NEEDY
HEROES
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE/LOVE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
GREATWYRMGOLD, A DRAGON
YOINK, THE RETURNER
CORAI, THE SACRIFICE
XANTALOS, SCP-682/OOMPA LOOMPA
MISKO, SCREAMING NUTJOB
JETEX, MCCLAY SLAYER
DIRG, THE ULTIMATE PARTY CRASHER
LORDSLOWPOKE, THE NETHACK REFERENCE
TCM, TWOPACK
MIAUW62, THE WORLDS WORST STAGE
HANSLANDA, CTHULU
OBDURA, THE GUY I FORGOT
MISKO, THE GOD OF FLAME AND MUSIC
ARENA STATUS
DICK
Poll
45 (56.3%)
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