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GO COOK A CUPCAKE FOR SPIDERMAN. INGREDIENTS INCLUDE CASSANDRA, TCM AND SUGAR.
(5+1vs1+2,6) YOU GO TO KILL THEM, CATCHING CASSANDRA UNAWARE, BUT, FOR SOME REASON, TCM SAVES HER. HE FEELS BRIEFLY CONTAMINATED BY ANOTHER UNIVERSE. WHERE HE ISN'T 100% PIMP!
Hmm.
Am now bored. As such, the solution is wholesale murder of the innocents.
>Now, where was I in leaading a viloent and bloodthirsty people? Issue a Call-to-Arms, decrying the spider man.
>As they march to Spider man, sack and pillage areas we pass through. Sacrifice's to Ares where applicable.
(3+2)YEAH! ARMIES AND STUFF! (2+2) AS PER THE USUAL, YOU KILL AND RAPE THE INNOCENT. IN EITHER OTDER.
Corai, you still work for me. At least quit first.
Hire Spider-Man. Offer him a 15% raise plus life insurance.
Send Spider-Man to kill Paula Dean.
Kill Colonel Sanders.
(1+2VS3+4) YOU WOULD, BUT HE'S TOO BUSY SHOVING YOUR FOOT DOWN YOUR THROAT.
CONTINUE INDUSTRIALIZING
(1+2) AS YOUR AREA IS ALREADY QUITE INDUSTRIAL, THE CONTINUATION OF THE INDUSTRIALIZATION DOES LITTLE.
Put on Charlie Chaplin mustache and hat. And nose. If that is not what is required ... do Charlie Chaplin SUMMON Charlie Chaplin.
(2+1) A SLIGHT HAZE APPEARS IN THE AREA AROUND YOU, BEFORE DISSOLVING. NOT ONE TO BE DAUNTED BY SUCH THINGS, YOU CONTINUE, (5+1) AND HE SPAWNS, USING YOUR BODY FOR A HOST.
Continue the time machine making, IT IS POSSIBLE!
(1) NOT FOR YOU, IT SEEMS.
Alright, so given the amount of turns, and my naughty furbies promiscuos nature, and the fact I had them spread out throughout the entire universe.... CALL ALL NAUGHTY FURBIES TO ARMS AND HAVE THEM HARVEST AS MUCH RESOURCES AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT HARMING THE PLANETS TO BADLY. USE ACQUIRED RESOURCES TO PROPERLY EQUIP MY MASS NAUGHTY FURBY ARMY WITH HIGH TECH LASER RIFLES AND MILDLY PROTECTIVE SMART SUITS WITH A SMALL AMOUNTS OF EXPLOSIVES IN THEM THAT TAKE OVER IF IT NO LONGER SENSES THE NAUGHTY FURBIES' HEARTBEAT AND IMMEDIATELY RUSHES ANYTHING IT SENSES NEARBY THAT'S NOT ALSO WEARING A SMART SUIT WITH THE PROPER FRIEND OR FOE CODES.
(1+2) DUDE, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO COMPLEX WITH THE OUTFIT OF LUSTFUL CHILD TOYS?
Alright, so given the amount of turns, and my naughty furbies promiscuos nature, and the fact I had them spread out throughout the entire universe.... CALL ALL NAUGHTY FURBIES TO ARMS AND HAVE THEM HARVEST AS MUCH RESOURCES AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT HARMING THE PLANETS TO BADLY. USE ACQUIRED RESOURCES TO PROPERLY EQUIP MY MASS NAUGHTY FURBY ARMY WITH HIGH TECH LASER RIFLES AND MILDLY PROTECTIVE SMART SUITS WITH A SMALL AMOUNTS OF EXPLOSIVES IN THEM THAT TAKE OVER IF IT NO LONGER SENSES THE NAUGHTY FURBIES' HEARTBEAT AND IMMEDIATELY RUSHES ANYTHING IT SENSES NEARBY THAT'S NOT ALSO WEARING A SMART SUIT WITH THE PROPER FRIEND OR FOE CODES.
RETCON ALL OF DIRG'S CREATION OUT OF EXISTENCE
BRING OUT THE ICE CREAM.
(1+2vs3+2) YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING THEM! THAT'S DIRG'S JOB!
"Hm...That didn't work very well..."
Unshred self, and go back to being high with my GMod soldiers. Maybe I'll have some revelation towards what to do.
(1+1) THEY REVOLT! THEY WANT A BETTER LIFE THAN THIS...
COME BACK TO LIFE VIA DUES EX MACHINA
GET THAT +2 ROLL BONUS THROUGH OG STATUS
(3) ZOMBIES EXIST! (2) BUT YOU'RE AN UNORIGINAL GANGSTER.
BOSSES:
"So. Just need that wierd one now."SPIDERMAN TURN SIGHT ON SLOWPOKE NAOW. LOOKOUT1!11111!!!!1!1
SWAGGOTS:
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)
Romantics:
Leader: Lichette +3
Lieutenant: Dirg +2,
Legions:
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Paladins:
Leader: Misko +2
Lieutenant: Greenstar +1
Legions:
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.
Oh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
YOINK, THE DESTINED/DRUNKEN ONE +2
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON
BUT I AM NOT IN ANY OF THE 100+ LISTS OF PLAYERS/FACTIONS 
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Leader: GreatWyrm +2
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Corai:
Join moderates.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
MANLY MEN:
WOMANLY WOMEN:
ISOLATIONISTS:
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
DISCIPLES OF LOVE:
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