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[Bohandas]

This is actually a BAAAD joke.

What did the unemployed cancer cells do?

Spoiler: I'm so sorry (click to show/hide)

They found Jobs.

LOL

[rabidgam3r]

This is actually a BAAAD joke.

What did the unemployed cancer cells do?

Spoiler: I'm so sorry (click to show/hide)

They found Jobs.

You are a sad, twisted little creature.

I laughed so, so hard.

[Bohandas]

This is actually a BAAAD joke.

What did the unemployed cancer cells do?

Spoiler: I'm so sorry (click to show/hide)

They found Jobs.

Best thing for them to do in that situation

[Jiharo]

One day adventurer set off to explore necromancer's tower in search of secrets of life and death. Tower seemed abandoned, devoid of life, unlife and treasure. Adventurer ascended floor after floor till he reached the roof. There he found a saguaro rib sign. It read "Would you please go back? Please, don't say no" From sign jutted two arrows, one was labeled "Yes" and pointed back to the stairwell. The other one was labeled "No" and pointed to the northern part of the parapet. There was a ledge affixed to it and on that a thick book bound with suspicious leather rested. "Aha!" exclaimed adventurer and rushed to grab the book. But as he lifted it off the ledge the hidden mechanism came to life, parapet lowered and adventurer was sent hurtling off the tower. The impact of hitting the ground killed him.

 As weeks and months passed, adventurer's son, an explorer in his own right, began to worry about his father. Following a trail of tavern brawls, monster slayings and criminal records he managed to find his father's final destination. When he approached the tower his sight met the broken, picked clean by vultures skeleton of adventurer. Son was overcome by sadness and cried "Father, why'd you have to die? What was the reason of your downfall?" So huge was his grief that he couldn't hear as his father's ghost that was hovering nearby replied

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Forbidden 'No' ledge."

[Morrigi]

This is actually a BAAAD joke.

What did the unemployed cancer cells do?

Spoiler: I'm so sorry (click to show/hide)

They found Jobs.

10/10 awful/hilarious

[pisskop]

you could say that instead of being full of awe it was . . . awesome?

[BlackFlyme]

Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.

The bartender takes a look at them and says:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Oh no, not you two!"

[Professor Lemur]

What do you call a violent pub musician?
Bard.

[Yoink]

AAAAH that's amazing. So was the cancer one.

[origamiscienceguy]

A person was about to walk into a bar... but he ducked just in time.

[Professor Lemur]

I lost my glass eye. .-(

[origamiscienceguy]

That's too bad. I bet you're crying.
.,(

[Professor Lemur]

There goes my other eye. -(

[origamiscienceguy]

                    Visual   Anterior
                      axis   pole    Anterior
                         \\  |       chamber
                          \..|..    /
      Conjunctiva     .:``\\'|'```/'.
                |  ,:''..'"\"|""/'..`<-----Cornea
               ..,:',;'____\\|  ____`;.`:...
         Iris----->;-~~~~..-\+--..~~~~-;./'~~`Ciliary body
             ,;'.:;;;==(Lens X    `)=|;;;;. `; `\
Medial   ,;''  ;'|'''| `:..  |\ ..;' |`````:. `;|,
rectus->'    Ciliary |    ```+\\'    |      `:./' `:.
    .;',;'  .;muscle |       | \    Posterior :.  :;.`:
     ,','  ;;        Lens    | \\   chamber    ;;  ;.` `
      ;'  ;:         ligament|  \              ;;   ;
      ;   ;:                 |  \\             ;;   ;
      ;   ;:       Vitreous  |   \             ;<-------Retina
      ;   ;:.                |   \\            ;;   ;
      `;   `:.               |    \           ;';<------Choroid
       `;   `:.   Optic      |    \\         ;','  ;
        `;   `:`.   disk     |     \        ;';' <------Sclera
         `;   `: :./         |     \\Fovea,';'   ;'
          `,    `.;..,,      |      \| .'','   .;'
            `;.  .:::: ```...|...'''\/'.:'    ;'
         Dura,' .:::::`,,,,..|..,,,,'''   ,;''
            ;  /::::::     ''|''      ..;''
              /Optic:| ;,....|....,,;'''
               nerve:| ;   ``+''
                             |
                             Posterior
                             pole                -Catalyst

Which part doesn't work?

[Tawa]

                    Visual   Anterior
                      axis   pole    Anterior
                         \\  |       chamber
                          \..|..    /
      Conjunctiva     .:``\\'|'```/'.
                |  ,:''..'"\"|""/'..`<-----Cornea
               ..,:',;'____\\|  ____`;.`:...
         Iris----->;-~~~~..-\+--..~~~~-;./'~~`Ciliary body
             ,;'.:;;;==(Lens X    `)=|;;;;. `; `\
Medial   ,;''  ;'|'''| `:..  |\ ..;' |`````:. `;|,
rectus->'    Ciliary |    ```+\\'    |      `:./' `:.
    .;',;'  .;muscle |       | \    Posterior :.  :;.`:
     ,','  ;;        Lens    | \\   chamber    ;;  ;.` `
      ;'  ;:         ligament|  \              ;;   ;
      ;   ;:                 |  \\             ;;   ;
      ;   ;:       Vitreous  |   \             ;<-------Retina
      ;   ;:.                |   \\            ;;   ;
      `;   `:.               |    \           ;';<------Choroid
       `;   `:.   Optic      |    \\         ;','  ;
        `;   `:`.   disk     |     \        ;';' <------Sclera
         `;   `: :./         |     \\Fovea,';'   ;'
          `,    `.;..,,      |      \| .'','   .;'
            `;.  .:::: ```...|...'''\/'.:'    ;'
         Dura,' .:::::`,,,,..|..,,,,'''   ,;''
            ;  /::::::     ''|''      ..;''
              /Optic:| ;,....|....,,;'''
               nerve:| ;   ``+''
                             |
                             Posterior
                             pole                -Catalyst

Which part doesn't work?

That's a little better.