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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2415 on: August 17, 2015, 12:19:54 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2416 on: August 17, 2015, 12:45:40 am »
Spoiler: What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? (click to show/hide)
Shamelessly stealing this from facebook, because shameless is the name of the game.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2417 on: August 17, 2015, 12:53:44 am »
Quote from: Bohandas on August 16, 2015, 10:18:39 pm
Q.) What's the hardest part of seeing a child die?
A.) My penis.
...Wooooow.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2418 on: August 17, 2015, 09:44:04 am »
I am equal parts horrified and impressed.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2419 on: August 17, 2015, 09:47:27 am »
For Bohandas, it's actually pretty good, despite the awful.
I mean, it makes sense.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2420 on: August 17, 2015, 10:22:31 am »
Man, I'm surprised you guys haven't heard that joke before. That joke is older than the baby I have buried out back.
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2421 on: August 17, 2015, 10:24:02 am »
Who's the king of the classroom?
The Ruler!
(Do you get it?)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2422 on: August 17, 2015, 10:24:23 am »
Quote from: Spehss _ on August 17, 2015, 10:22:31 am
That joke is older than the baby I have buried out back.
Which one?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2423 on: August 17, 2015, 10:27:54 am »
Quote from: Helgoland on August 17, 2015, 10:24:23 am
Quote from: Spehss _ on August 17, 2015, 10:22:31 am
That joke is older than the baby I have buried out back.
Which one?
The one I have buried under the birdbath - I mean, the joke Bohandas posted earlier. Hi NSA. I'm totally not a baby murderer.
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2424 on: August 17, 2015, 11:35:10 am »
Damn, I should have read the last few posts before throwing my joke into the mix.
It was quite overshadowed by that masterpiece of Bohandas's. :P
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2425 on: August 17, 2015, 11:48:14 am »
Quote from: Yoink on August 17, 2015, 11:35:10 am
Damn, I should have read the last few posts before throwing my joke into the mix.
It was quite overshadowed by that masterpiece of Bohandas's. :P
Found your joke funnier than Bohandas' actually.
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2426 on: August 17, 2015, 11:54:14 am »
Hitler was a penis potato.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2427 on: August 17, 2015, 11:55:33 am »
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on August 17, 2015, 11:54:14 am
Hitler was a penis potato.
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Yes, I CLEARLY get it now
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2428 on: August 17, 2015, 12:00:27 pm »
Quote from: Rubidium on August 17, 2015, 11:55:33 am
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on August 17, 2015, 11:54:14 am
Hitler was a penis potato.
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Yes, I CLEARLY get it now
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2429 on: August 17, 2015, 12:11:25 pm »
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on August 17, 2015, 11:54:14 am
Hitler was a penis potato.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I did nazi that coming.
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.
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