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« Reply #3825 on: October 02, 2017, 10:10:33 am »
I think it'll be Ibadi...
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« Reply #3826 on: October 02, 2017, 10:13:09 am »
Nah, he meant

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« Reply #3827 on: October 02, 2017, 10:59:05 am »
You guys make me Sikh.
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« Reply #3828 on: October 02, 2017, 12:00:04 pm »
How do you make a Canadian uncomfortable?

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« Reply #3829 on: October 02, 2017, 03:11:45 pm »
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« Reply #3830 on: October 02, 2017, 03:26:02 pm »
Hey, at least that one has some maple syrup in it. I once came across "maple-flavoured syrup", "-flavoured" being code for "doesn't contain a tiniest bit of the stuff."
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« Reply #3831 on: October 02, 2017, 05:32:09 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on October 02, 2017, 10:59:05 am
You guys make me Sikh.
Buddha didn't mean to do that! Sufis to say, I'd be Sadducee me as a Lollard, if I wash sho Amish in my reshpect.

Yazidi thing is, Jadid assume I'd ramp it up, rather than Dalit down. Hoodoo you think I am? Dude, you Digambara-ng no ill will to any particular religion, rite? It might look it, Gasin upon my words, Bahá'í hold them all equally valid Sōtō insult any single one of them Juche isn't the reason for Myaphysite to this thread. Don't go expecting Gnostic being wielded Bimo words...
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« Reply #3832 on: October 03, 2017, 04:29:00 pm »
Quote from: Japa on October 02, 2017, 12:00:04 pm
How do you make a Canadian uncomfortable?

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« Reply #3833 on: October 03, 2017, 05:49:58 pm »
why do people even buy that stuff, its awful tasting. you can literally put some sugar in water then boil it and get perfectly good syrup super cheap and easy.
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« Reply #3834 on: October 03, 2017, 10:58:02 pm »
why the fuck would you microwave it, or anything trying to be, maple syrup?
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« Reply #3835 on: October 03, 2017, 11:35:19 pm »
So you don't have cold syrup on your pancakes I guess?  Probably flows a lot easier.
I'm wondering how it "tells" you that it's done microwaving...

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Edit: Huh, how did I mistake this for the happy thread? Pancake thoughts and exhaustion I guess.
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« Reply #3836 on: October 04, 2017, 01:40:13 am »
I think the little microwave on there changes in some way, probably becoming clear or white, the way some beer cans change colour in certain areas when they're cold.
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« Reply #3837 on: October 04, 2017, 02:24:32 am »
Quote from: Descan on October 04, 2017, 01:40:13 am
I think the little microwave on there changes in some way, probably becoming clear or white, the way some beer cans change colour in certain areas when they're cold.

Yeah, it's a little patch of thermochromatic ink that turns white and reveals the word "HOT" when the bottle is hot enough.
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« Reply #3838 on: October 04, 2017, 02:51:37 am »
Even better, put dayglo green thermochromatic ink in the syrup then market it as Fallout Syrup.
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« Reply #3839 on: October 06, 2017, 04:59:51 am »
How do academics communicate over long distance?

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